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    Darkside Zodiac: Gemini
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    Ebook64 pages28 minutes

    Darkside Zodiac: Gemini

    By Stella Hyde

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    Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Gemini the Twins, the zodiac’s now-you-see-me, now-you-don’t artful dodger. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. You’d rather it didn’t, Gemini, as wearing the mask is what keeps you in rolexes, but you can’t resist the challenge of explaining it all away to the judge while lifting his wallet.

    What can you expect in this short, yet vitriol-packed e-volume? Prepare to break bad. Here’s the checklist (partial - you think we give this stuff away?)

    * Bitch factor? You got it.

    Likewise

    * Annoying habits

    * Deadly sin of choice

    * Your love life. Hah.

    * Your criminal career

    * Your road rage

    Plus clever charts showing just how incompatible you are with everybody else in every conceivable aspect of life. Of course it’s not your fault. It never is. Find out which planet/s is/are responsible for your cosmic awfulness, and blame it/them. And you get to find out who famously shares your sector of the darkness, just so you have a role model if you begin to stray towards the light.

    Until now only available to the discerning in tree-based form, the darkside has gone e-side so you can read all about your dark self without having to lift a finger to turn the page. Buy one for yourself (and wallow in delicious shame) or, even better, for your friends/enemies/frenemies/office nemesis and send it to them anonymously. That would be very darkside.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherIvy Press
    Release dateApr 24, 2013
    ISBN9781782400028
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    Darkside Zodiac: Gemini
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    Stella Hyde

    Stella Hyde is the author of Darkside Zodiac, Darkside Zodiac at Work, and Snarling Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and has always felt that zodiac groupies get off too lightly. She thinks everyone should confront their evil twin. Hyde is a grudgebearing Cancer who resides in England.

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