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    The Memoirs of Jesus Christ

    By Scot Walker

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    Here's the rub," Jesus Christ said as he morphed into Marilyn Monroe. Remember the picture of her on the grate in New York City, the one where her dress went flying up in the air and showed her hot sexy panties? Well, that's what Jesus the living Christ looked like. "You don't worship me anymore," Jesus said, "but here's the secret of the universe: there is no eternal life, no life after death, nothing outside the void—outside the fading god you see. You and your species will fade away, too, but you'll create a few more gods before you evaporate into nothingness because you need us—you need the concept that there is a power higher than you—something to be your guiding light, something to protect you and sheath you from your darkest fears."
    Marilyn Monroe morphed into Rose O'Donnell, smirking at me in her loud obnoxious way.
    "So everything's a dream? Life's just a dream? You are our creation, you didn't create us? We created you?"
    Jesus kicked the pebbles a bit, glanced down the mountain for one more quick look at the ham hock, scratched his left arm pit and wafted the scent of his underarms to the highest heavens, "Pretty much," he said, "We all fade away into the cosmos, get recreated, and come back as moon rock, or a neutron, or an enema."
    "An enema?"
    "A figure of speech," Jesus said.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherScot Walker
    Release dateMay 25, 2014
    ISBN9781311937797
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    The Memoirs of Jesus Christ
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    Scot Walker

    Mr. Walker has won a Flannery O'Connor Award for A Slow Bus Ride to a Shallow Grave; a Thomas Wolfe Short Story Contest award for Earsounds;a New Century Writer Ray Bradbury Fellowship award for Watched; a Kernodle New Play award for Kenu Hear the Wild Birds Sing?; A McLaren Memorial Comedy Play Writing award for, Screeches from the Zoo; an L. Ron Hubbard award for The Ruler of the Elves, and he has twice won awards in the Writer's Digest Competitions, once in the Stage Play Category for Abide with Me, and again in short story competition for La Mer. He's a member of the Dramatists Guild and his plays have been performed throughout the USA and Europe. You can email him at scotwalker2004@yahoo.com or search the internet. Be sure to go to Smashwords—and look for his latest publication: Amazing Stories, which includes 80 of his award winning and published best.

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