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    Jokes and Other Words of Wit for Everyone
    Jokes and Other Words of Wit for Everyone
    Jokes and Other Words of Wit for Everyone
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    Jokes and Other Words of Wit for Everyone

    By Atticus Aristotle

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    Humorous jokes, stories, one-liners and comebacks for everyone to enjoy. Jokes that can be told to anyone or anywhere without reservation.
    Includes a collection of opening lines useful for great speech givers.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAtticus Aristotle
    Release dateJun 12, 2014
    ISBN9781310615122
    Jokes and Other Words of Wit for Everyone
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    Atticus Aristotle

    Atticus Aristotleis an entrepreneur, leader, philosopher, motivator and a believer in ethics and morals.is a believer of living your life to the fullest, of being who you want to be and going where you want to go.Atticus Aristotle is who we are on the inside.

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      Jokes and Other Words of Wit for Everyone - Atticus Aristotle

      Jokes and other words of wit for everyone

      Atticus Aristotle

      Copyright © 2014 Atticus Aristotle

      atticus@atticusaristotle.com

      www.atticusaristotle.com

      All rights reserved.

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      Contents

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      Humorous stories

      Funny one-liners

      Humorous exchanges

      Speakers opening lines

      Great Comebacks

      Job application submitted at McDonald’s

      Thank you

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