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    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
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    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

    By Phillip Duke

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    Chicken humor at its funniest- chicken jokes, cartoons, stories, situations, pets, and a super chicken soup recipe.

    Chicken holds up sign saying "Eat more beef and pork."

    "When a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick" (explained in the book).

    "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" With both in bed smoking cigarettes, find out.

    "What day of the week scares the chicken?" Fry-day.

    "Who was the chicken's number one enemy?" Colonel Saunders founder of KFC..

    "If you like chickens and laughing, you will enjoy reading this book. If you love chickens, please read this book, and don't eat us chickens cluck cluck!"

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPhillip Duke Ph.D.
    Release dateMar 17, 2013
    ISBN9781497757400
    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
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    Phillip Duke

    Phillip Duke B.S., Ph.D. is a graduate of UCLA with the B.S. in Chemistry, and of USC with the Ph,D. in Experimental Pathology/Biochemistry.  Now retired, he writes on various aspects of life. His most popular titles:are: Jack the Ripper vs. Sherlock Holmes HEROIN God's Own Medicine Folly of the Hydrogen Bomb Starship To New Earth Now Karma GOLDEN SHOWERS Stories by Phyllis All 26 published titles are described on Philduke.weebly.com.  Any of  Dr. Phil's ebooks will be gifted to you on  request, simply email drpduke@wmconnect.com. All readers are invited to contact Dr. Phil Duke by email. An ancient saying- "The mills of the Gods grind very slowly, but they grind very fine." Buena suerta, y vaya con Dios!  

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      Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? - Phillip Duke

      Author’s Introduction

      Part One

      The three part author’s introduction is a prelude to the book’s subject. If you do not have the interest or patience to read the introduction, cut directly to the chase, and start reading Chapter One

      of Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Good reading to you!

      The question Why did the chicken cross the road? has been around a long time, as long as chickens have been around. About 3,000 years ago chickens were first domesticated from the wild fowl of India, and no doubt as soon as the first chicken came into existence, it immediately crossed the road, because that is what chickens do. Ever since then people have been asking, and trying to find answers for, the perplexing question, Why did the chicken cross the road? Inquiring minds want to know. It is said that nature abhors a vacuum, and the human  mind abhors the vacuum of uncertainty; it craves certainty, and many different answers have been suggested regarding this ancient, time-honored, question.

      In my efforts to shed light on this question, I present herein the accumulated answers I have been able to find regarding it. But I have not stopped

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