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    5 Tales of Comedy/Parody Horror

    By Lotus Rose

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    5 horror tales with a dark, twisted, sometimes perverted sense of humor! In this collection, you'll find out the truth about those chicken nuggets with eyes and mouths. You'll also witness a hot girl trying to seduce Santa Claus! Wait, there's more! How about a bloodier version of Alice in Wonderland! Includes the stories: The Pop Princess Goes Pop, Nothing Good Ever Happens to Tina, Mary's Adventures Through the Looking Glass, Seducing Santa, and Noah's Ark Between 2 Buns. By the author of SinEaster and MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. For mature audiences. Contains content that may be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDeath Pout
    Release dateJan 3, 2013
    ISBN9781498970037
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    5 Tales of Comedy/Parody Horror
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    Lotus Rose

    Sign up to receive emails when new books are released: www.loteyrose.com/contact.htmlLotus Rose is also the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. He writes about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, “grown-up” version of children’s literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.Here's a short poem he wrote:O, shall I be like the lotus,And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?Or shall I be like the rose is,Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?For the unending sleep can seduce you,To the world behind unseeing eyes.And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,Is also the cruelest of lies.

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