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    Blonde Jokes

    By Marcus Lindley

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    About this ebook

    Hundreds of the world's best blonde jokes!

    Examples:

    Q:  A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
    A:  "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

    Q:  If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a 20-story building at the same time, who would hit the ground first?
    A:  The brunette. The blonde would stop and ask for directions.

    Q:   Why do blondes wear panties?
    A:   To keep their ankles warm.

    Q:   What do you call a blonde with a Ph.D. in nuclear engineering?
    A:   Honey.

    Q:   What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
    A:   An interpreter.

    Q:   How do you change a blonde's mind?
    A:   Buy her another beer.

    Q:   Why do blondes like lightning?
    A:   They think someone is taking their picture.

    Q:  Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
    A:  So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

    WARNING Contains content that may offend blond men and blonde women, because after all, this book is about their hair color! This joke book is not suitable for children or blonds/blondes easily offended.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherVindo Books
    Release dateMay 11, 2014
    ISBN9781498978484
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