Cats, Wizards and Honey - A Collection Of Childhood Stories
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In this exciting collection of short stories written in his youth, Brian Bosselman shares with you four tales of excitement. My Hall, a story of a dwarf living in his mountain home. The Tale Of Frisky Kitty, a story about a young man taking his love to a ball on the moon. The Wizard And The Ogre, a short play about a chance encounter between two magical creatures in the woods. The Great Honey Adventure, a tale of two young ferrets trying to solve a crime in their own backyard.
Brian Bosselman
Originating from Portland Oregon, Brian Bosselman has been writing for as long as he can remember. In school his breaks were spent not playing in the swing set, but sitting in the library writing down all the stories that came to mind and sharing them with everyone he could. Now that he is all grown up, he has not forgotten his passion for writing and sharing stories with the world.
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Cats, Wizards and Honey - A Collection Of Childhood Stories - Brian Bosselman
The Tale Of Frisky Kitty
Part One: Before The Ball
Come experience the marvel for yourselves! All the glamor and splendor of a royal ball in the days of old, but available today on the moon! That's right folks, I didn't stutter! Music, dancing, drinks and women all over the room! All this could be yours to enjoy, if you act quickly! Tickets are limited my friends, so buy now and experience the passion of the 43rd annual Starlight Crater Ball!
He hatred that commercial, he really did. That guy's voice was beyond annoying, I mean we are talking a goat licking your ear annoying here, and the sound effects would have been better used on macaroni. Tickets had been limited five months ago when the bought his, what a crock line that one was. Oh well, at least he knew he was going to have a great time there even though he hated those types of social events. They were just so boring. He just couldn't believe that with only six hours until the ball they were still playing that piece of crap ad. At least it was better than that old 20th century music they had been playing, in celebration of the upcoming ball.
Not all the ads they played on 5078.984 Yilkan were that bad though thankfully. Some of them he actually quite liked. Especially the Frisky Kitty one that they only played at night. How did it go? Oh yes...
Meow.
Oh my John, it looks like your kitty is hungry! Let's see what happens if we give her some Frisky Kitty cat food!
Meow Meow!
Wait, did you say Frisky Kitty? Uh oh...
Oh no, you gave your kitty that other brand didn't you?
Maybe...
Too bad...
Fisk fisk reorwwwww!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Buy Frisky Kitty for your special kitty.... or else.
That ad always made him crack up laughing, he just wished they would play it all day instead of only after ten.
That reminded him, he needed to get dressed! (Sometimes he forgot, we don't like to talk about that. Who knows why cat food made him think about pants, not relevant to the story.) He snatched them up off his bed and started to slip into them. Glancing at his wall clock, he noticed it was fast approaching six.
Clock, tell me how much time until Amy arrives,
he announced to the room.
Amy is due to arrive in negative three minutes Peter,
the built in lock responded in a robotic but eerily feminine tone that always caused his cat to scurry under the bed for cover.
Holy cow, she is going to be here any second...
His frantic scream to no one was cut off by the metallic sound of his doorbell as it rang through his small apartment.
Come in, it's open!
He called