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Christina's mind is spit into two. One half is the conservative, rational thinking version of herself. The other half is her true artistic nature. Together they complain and argue about the choices they've made in Christina's life as they prepare her for the day. But as they continue, they realize that she's living a boring, pointless life without love, friends, or even fame. They must come to an understanding. A truce, if you will. They must find a way to return Christina into a real person. Can they do it? Can they work together and make her whole?
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Bitch and Moan - Justin Blasdel
Bitch and Moan
By
Justin Blasdel
Justin Blasdel
10/07/10
Version 2
justin_blasdel@yahoo.com
Smashwords Edition Copyright by Justin Blasdel, 2010
Characters
Christina Tina
Lens; Early 30's, Art Gallery Curator.
Red; The need for perfection.
Blue; The need to give up.
Time
Present day, Fall.
Place
Tina's apartment.
Production Notes: When TINA, RED, or BLUE do anything with TINA's apartment (other than eating at the table, sitting down on the three chairs, and opening the door), it is all to be mimed. Even the taking off and on of clothes is mimed. It is best if THEY're wearing simple clothing. One chair is supposed to be the sofa, the second is the toilet, and the third is the kitchenette chair. The table is the kitchenette table.
A bare stage. Three chairs, one table, and one door.
TINA is in a deep sleep on one of the chairs. TINA is a mental train wreck waiting to happen. To the outside world, SHE's an eternal torch of human joy and appreciation of creativity. To us, SHE is without HER mask. We get to see exactly how crushed HER spirit is. Perhaps this is the day it dies.
SFX: Alarm clock.
TINA wakes
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