Sneezy Alien Attack: Cosmic Colin
By Tim Collins and John Bigwood
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Tim Collins
Tim Collins worked as a copywriter in advertising before becoming a full-time author. He writes nonfiction books for adults and children’s fiction books, including books designed to appeal to reluctant readers. His work has been translated into forty languages. His books have won numerous awards including the Manchester Fiction City award and the Lincolnshire Book award. He is originally from Manchester but now lives in London.
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Sneezy Alien Attack - Tim Collins
SIXTEEN
CHAPTER ONE
This is a bin.
This is my friend Harry jumping into it.
And this is me, following him right in.
Why are we jumping into a bin?
Because it’s not really a bin at all, of course.
It’s a spaceship that can take us
Strange things happen every time we get in it.
Like the time we were captured by aliens with giant noses.
CHAPTER TWO
My little brother David is REALLY annoying.
He’s not just annoying in the way that ALL brothers and sisters are.
He’s COMPLETELY annoying.
He deliberately messes around in front of the screen when I’m at a difficult bit in a computer game.
He turns the lights on and off all the time and shouts,