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Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
By Rob Elliott
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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben away for a while but I'm back now
With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben away for a while but I'm back now
With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Author
Rob Elliott
Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 6 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.
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Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) - Rob Elliott
© 2013 by Robert E. Teigen
Published by Revell
a division of Baker Publishing Group
P.O. Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287
www.revellbooks.com
Ebook edition created 2013
Ebook corrections 05.04.2018, 07.18.2023
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—for example, electronic, photocopy, recording—without the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is on file at the Library of Congress, Washington, DC.
ISBN 978-1-4412-4302-7
Baker Publishing Group publications use paper produced from sustainable forestry practices and post-consumer waste whenever possible.
To Mason, our son—ever since you knocked
on the door of our hearts, you have been a gift to our family. You bring us laughter and love.
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Knock-Knock Jokes
About the Author
Books by Rob Elliott
Back Ads
Back Cover
girlKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the plumbing is here.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Seriously, how many Billy Bob Joe Penny’s do you know?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
girlKnock knock.
Who’s there?
Leah.
Leah who?
Leah the door unlocked next time!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alden.
Alden who?
When you’re Alden with your dinner, can you come out and play?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery nice person is knocking
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