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    Bestsellers Guaranteed

    By Joe R. Lansdale

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    About this ebook

    Bestsellers Guaranteed contains sixteen unforgettable short stories from Bram Stoker Award-winner Joe R. Lansdale, as well as an introduction by the author.

    Stories included in this collection:
    The White Rabbit
    The Dump
    God of the Razor
    Chompers
    The Fat Man
    Bob the Dinosaur Goes to Disneyland
    On a Dark October
    My Dead Dog, Bobby
    Bestsellers Guaranteed
    Dog, Cat, and Baby
    The Shaggy House
    By the Hair of the Head
    Not From Detroit
    Pentecostal Punk Rock
    The Job
    The Events Concerning a Nude Fold-Out Found in a Harlequin Romance

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCrossroad Press
    Release dateAug 11, 2014
    ISBN9781311679260
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    Joe R. Lansdale

    Joe R. Lansdale is the winner of the British Fantasy Award, the American Horror Award, the Edgar Award, and six Bram Stoker Awards. He lives in Nacogdoches, Texas.

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