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Bite Me
Bite Me
Bite Me
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Bite Me

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Barely eighteen-year-old heroine Valentine Shapiro got a raw deal in the parent lottery. Her father was part incubus demon, and her mother's never forgiven her for that.Life after high school is tough enough without having to go 15 rounds with your inner demon. Thrown out of the house by her mother, Val puts one foot in front of the other and does the only thing that seems to make any sense--she takes aim at the town vampires. A stake a day, keeps the demon at bay. (But don't call her Buffy. That makes Lola, her demon, very cranky.) Her dark side makes everyday life a roller coaster, but means she's perfect for her night job as a bounty hunter. San Antonio's vampires are out of control, and it's up to Val, her faithful hellhound Fang, and her new partner, a handsome San Antonio police detective, to get the deadly fangbangers off the city streets. Soon enough she finds herself deep in the underbelly of the city, discovering the secrets of the Demon Underground and fighting to save those she loves. Whether they love her back or not.
LanguageEnglish
PublisherBelleBooks
Release dateOct 15, 2008
ISBN9781935661061
Bite Me
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Parker Blue

I live in Colorado Springs with two dogs, one of whom bears an uncanny resemblance to Val's part-hellhound mutt, Fang. Parker loves to hear from readers via her email: Parker@ParkerBlue.net

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  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    So this story begins with a girl kicking butt over a vampire and she can do so because she is part succubus. Then things go sour as her mom and stepfather kick her out. She loses her home family job and security right off the bat. Then she contacts a man she met after killing a vamp who gets her an interview and her world really spins out of her comfort zone. She goes from controlling her demon and having a family to having a pet dog who is part hellhound and meeting a possible cousin to getting a job a place to live and meeting a guy she likes in a matter of days. Then if all these changes weren't enough for her she finds out her sister is being controlled by a vampire her stepfather gets kidnapped and her partner finds out about her and rejects her terribly.

    This story is packed with emotional turmoil and triumphs. Val learns some tough lessons and finds people she can trust. Her struggles seem to be getting better one minute to explode the next. The writer keeps you enthralled by a captivating storyline with great believable characters. Hope to read more of this awesome world set in San Antonio.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    I'm trying the sequel to this now, because I really, really WANT to like this series. I just...don't, quite.

    Val gets kicked out of her house on her 18th birthday (for being 1/8 succubus, which is 100% her crazy mother's fault because she's the one who fucked a demon, but I think there may be more going on with her mom than we've been told so far) and immediately walks into a job as a San Antonio police officer. So that's problem number one. She did not have to attend cop school. She did not, apparently, receive a badge or weapon. She is being unleashed on the Texas streets, as a detective, apparently, because she is part demon and good at killing vampires. Hoo boy. So she and her Boy Wonder partner, Dan (don't get me started on this guy), are basically the worst cops ever. They show up to question people and don't identify themselves as police officers first. The attack AND KILL vampires without identifying themselves as police officers. They sneak onto private property without probable cause or search warrants, and then when they DO have a good reason to go somewhere they're not allowed (an informant tells them a missing child is on the property), they ask for a search warrant and are turned down--and when Val goes anyway, there are ZERO consequences. She doesn't even get reprimanded. She breaks into a private citizen's house and kills a person and NOTHING HAPPENS TO HER.

    This is really annoying throughout the novel, and it's so easily remedied--just make Val work for a PRIVATE organization, like, say, the Demon Underground--you know, the organization the series is NAMED FOR. Grrr.

    And the Buffy thing. Yikes. Don't have everyone call your character The Slayer. Don't invite that comparison. And early in the book, Val quips(?), "The name's Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with questionable taste in men?"

    Hmmmm. Ok. So. Let's be clear: this novel, and the characters contained therein, is/are nowhere near as empathetic, interesting, nuanced, or witty as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a property that has impacted EVERY aspect of pop culture because it was so incredibly brilliant, and even the tiniest of throwaway side characters are nuanced and fresh-feeling. Furthermore, don't talk to me about questionable taste in men. Dan makes Riley, Buffy's did of a Season Four love interest, look like Rhett Fucking Butler. Dan pouts like a motherfucker when he finds out Val is part demon. He's a judgmental tool belt.

    Which leads me to my bigger issue, which is maybe just as much on the editors (and beta readers, I guess) as the author: everyone is either really good or really evil. Blue spends A LOT of time explaining everyone's feelings and how everyone means well and they're all doing their best, and a person has to be EVIL for anyone to get mad at them and it's just exhausting. It made me dislike every single character. Had Val stood up to Dan when he was a jerk and admitted--even to herself in her first person narrating head--that he was being uncool, I'd have liked him as a love interest. Look, my husband is a kind, handsome, very intelligent man who makes a shitton of money, and that means that he is also an obnoxious, judgmental pain in the ass. He drives me fucking crazy. And I love him. And I love arguing with him. It's all wonderful. Relationships NEED that, and fictional relationships need it especially. Conflict makes things interesting and REAL.

    Natural conflict and gray areas also set up better mysteries--the bad guy here is super-obvious almost the instant he/she is introduced, even before we know there is going to be a big bad guy--because it allows for the idea that seemingly good people can do bad things. If only bad people do bad things, you have no mystery, and also that's why I'm suspicious of Val's mom's meanness--homegirl's blood relations can't be terrible in this series (Val also has a real Dawn of an annoying little sister).

    Oh, and there's a really cute dog, but the way he speaks is a pet peeve for me: all caps directly into people's minds, Terry Pratchett's Death-style. But this dog isn't as funny or lovable as Pratchett's character(s? I guess the Death from Good Omens is different from that of Discworkd, since Good Omens occurs on Earth?), so it's just kind of a bummer. Jay Kristoff does this in Stormdancer, too, and it's why I haven't been able to finish that book.

    I don't know whether I'd recommend this. I guess if you read as much as I do. And maybe for middle grade kids (I read Gone with the Wind for the first time when I was nine; kids can handle a lot--and anyway, this thing is pretty PG). But I'm gonna read the sequel, so.

  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    Interesting read, a little simple but entertaining throughout most of it. Not sure yet if I will continue with the series.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    A quick and fun read that leaved me with a smile & a satisfied feeling in the end...
    My past as a Buffy's addicted appreciated the references to the show (even if most of them were sarcastic) and as a dog's lover I couldn't help myself to fall in love with Fang...who wouldn't?! He's just so cute...even more so when in a let's-kiss-some-vampires-ass mode!!

    For a debut was a really good one and I can't wait to read more about the Val-Lola-Dan&Fang brigade!!!
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    2/5
    Got about two chapters into Parker Blue's "Bite Me," got bored, wandered away, came back to scroll through it, decided it wasn't worth it, got rid of it, the end.

    Longcat version: I picked this book up because it was free for the Kindle app I had just installed on my netbook. I am happy about the ease of scrolling through the book to decide if it was worth the time I'd invest in reading it; after the first two chapters I was wondering if it would get better. I voted "no" after the scroll-through -- for vampire fluff I prefer the Stackhouse novels.

    If there weren't a huuuge run on supernatural stuff these days it might have grabbed my attention more, but Blue's writing sounded like she was trying too hard for a Buffy feel, even though she specifically has the main character state that she's NOT Buffy-ish. Semi-interesting concept but not enough to keep me reading.

    I went for two stars because the writing wasn't bad-fanfic horrible and it wasn't a book that I wanted to throw at a wall; please read these two stars as a resounding "meh."
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    I started out really enthusiastic about BITE ME, but finished it on the tepid side. Why? Because the book, too, starts out interesting and fresh, not always believable (Val phones up a special crimes police division, her interview is a sparring match, and she starts work the same day as the phone call? And she's eighteen? Hmmm...), but full of emotion. I was totally rooting for Val during the opening chapters and when she's kicked out of her house...but at some point, maybe a third of the way through, maybe half, Parker Blue gets so focused on chugging on towards the conclusion, plugging from plot point to plot point, that she forgets about fleshing out the characters or making their interactions sparkle.

    I had the biggest problem with Dan. He's Val's partner and love interest, but he's flat as cardboard. We know that he's a handsome, knight-in-shining armor type but I never got a real feel for him. He reacts predictably, according to the needs of the moment. Just like Micah is like a vending machine for helpful advice and Gwen the roommate is a near non-entity.

    The whole vampire plot is problematic. So there's an uptick in murders caused by vampires and Val is trying to find out who's responsible. The easiest target is a group of vampires who are open about their nature and preach peace. Val and Dan are kind of lazy investigators; when random loner vampires group up to attack civilians, Val and Dan don't know what to do, so instead of gumshoeing about they keep harassing these peaceful vampires at their blood banks.

    This is especially bad since Val's biggest struggle, as a character, is her deep-seated need for acceptance. Val has suffered all her life because she's one-eighth succubus and the people that know about her demon ancestry - her family - treat her badly as a result. Yet when the vampires protest that they're not all evil, Val has a really hard time accepting the idea.

    What makes Val's prejudice against vampires even weirder is that when Val meets other demons she's ultra tolerant and always assumes the best. What makes vampires different? Who knows?

    BITE ME is also pretty short on description. I had a really clear vision of Fang, the dog, who is an adorable and winning little beast, but everything else is vague and grey in my mind. I couldn't really tell you what Dan looked like, or what Micah looked like, or even Val herself.

    I was all set to give this a four-star review but having read through to the end, I'm dropping my rating to a three. I got the first three books bundled together from netgalley, though, so I might read the second just to check for improvement.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    I would say that, all in all, this was a solid three-star book for me. The writing was stiff sometimes, and the characters were a little bit like racoons with shiny things (I love you! I'm angry at you! I'm over you! What were we talking about?), but it's basically a fun read. Val is a strong female character, and her sidekick, Fang, is good for a laugh.

    I did think the details of Val's being half-demon (she's part-succubus, apparently) were a little muddled at times, but to be fair, Val doesn't really understand her background either, so hopefully the books will get clearer as Val learns more. There were also hints that Val is going to have to learn to accept herself as she is, warts and all, a theme that I like seeing explored in YA lit.

    One thing I found a little weird were the numerous similarities between this series and good-old Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Val even seems aware of this, referring to herself as "Buffy" and one point and telling the vampires they can refer to her as "The Slayer". I'd like to actually like to see less of this in the future and have the books stand on their own two feet, so to speak. After all, if I want to watch Buffy, I can pull out the DVDs.

    Basically, this book to me felt like a series-starter: we're turning on the car, but haven't actually left the garage yet. That being said, I'm optimistic about the next one, and plan on continuing the books.

  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    What is with this succubus thing? I feel as if I've read way too many accounts of succbus or part-succubus lately. That being said, I really enjoyed this book.

    Can you say found family? Val starts out with her mother, stepfather, and half-sister Jen. Jen is obsessed with Val's vampire hunting--something she does to "take the edge off" her succubus side's desires--and because of this their mother worries Jen could get hurt. One of the surprises for me was that Val's stepfather not only knows what she is but actively helps her train and prepare to fight and kill vampires. That's why I was just as blind-sided as Val when her parents kicked her out of the house because they were afraid Jen would get hurt because of her.

    Val, of course, lucks into a great job that's made for her and then lucks into a place to live. Suddenly the girl who thinks nobody loves her is surrounded by people (and Fang!) who care. Since found family is totally one of my bulletproof tropes I was so right there for this. At the end, after rescuing her sister who got into trouble without her just fine, Val's stepfather hugs "both his girls." Since daddy issues are yet another of my bulletproof tropes I was right there for that, too.

    This was a very satisfying read. Enough paranormal and pop-culture references to make me happy and just the right amount of romance (which is to say not too much).
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    Val Shapiro is part succubus demon, part human, and loves using her bad ass skills to hunt down and kill blood suckers. She just turned 18 and was swiftly kicked to the curb by her mother and step-father because she brings to much chaos to the party. They’re worried about Val’s lifestyle rubbing off on her younger sister. Can I just state what asshats her parents are? Her mother couldn’t handle Val’s succubus side, mainly because she was pissed at herself for being seduced by Val’s incubus father. It was a good lesson about how ignorance breeds fear.Val is beyond hurt but uses that anger to kick some arse. While out on the hunt, she runs into a dog who eerily seems to understand her. Well, that’s because he does. Meet Fang. Half Hellhound. Half Pooch. 100% Awesome. All around snarky, which is why he’s definitely my favorite character in the book. Val and Fang become a team of win as the pair up to bring down the night.Val is nothing short of feisty and independent, which is why I like her so much. She is not a fan of her succubus side, which she refers to as Lola, and does her best to keep that part of her packed tightly away. However, when she meets Dan, a P.O. on the supernatural crime unit and becomes his new partner, Lola perks up. These two have a rough journey ahead as they battle creatures of the night together, as well as their feelings for each other. Conflict occurs between them but the continue to work together because they make a good team.The rest of the book is a mysterious, dangerous romp through the city as Val, Dan and Fang try to figure out what vampires are behind the sudden increase in human deaths and if the local all-about-peace coven can be trusted. Character development was pretty superficial and the story moved too quickly to really connect with anyone. However, the characters, snark and mystery kept me interested. Fun read. :)
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    A highly enjoyable, short read. Bite Me is a Paranormal YA story about a girl named Val whose life changes on her 18th birthday. I have to say that I admire the fortitude she has in dealing with her problems and the way her family treats her. My favorite character thought is Fang, the half hellhound dog. He steals the show every scene he is in.This book is what I would consider an older YA book. I definitely do not think it is appropriate for younger teens/preteens because the main character is part lust demon. I rate it four smiles:
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    I liked it. It was a little different from other vampire books.Valentine who goes by Val is part demon who feeds off of Lust. Val has never let her though so to keep her demon self Lola she hunts vampires.val kills a vampire an all of a sudden her young sister is their. Jen had hid in the back seat of their father Rick's car. Val yells at her sister than makes her help pick up the body and put in the trunk. After they get body in car before they leave a policeman asks what they are doing and runs make on the car. Then asks to see whats in the trunk? Val does not know how to answer they can't take off he knows their address and names. Val asks,"What do you think is in the trunk?" and surprised answers she gets is vampire.Turns out the city knows about them and has special department for handling them. Finally she takes her sister home and mom's yells at her. Asks her to leave their home, leave job at family book store. Stay away from her sister. Val just turned 18 she hops on her motorcycle and goes to a park. Meets a dog who can talk to her a small fluffy dog who is part demon too. Fang is dogs name. I really like Fang.Val eventually calls the cop she met and tells him that maybe she can help them. That she was 18 and kicked out of house. He calls her back in an hour and she goes to Police station. The other cops laugh at her so she takes the bigest one and fights him. Wins.Her new boss knows what she is and makes Dan her new partner.Their first assignment is to find out if this new group of vampires that was meeting and starting blood banks were on the level or dangerous. Mean while Jen is asking everyone she meets if they know Val and shows picture so they all know she is the one killing vampires. Then Jen is missing.For a new series I do like it. The characters all have faults some good and bad. I hate the mother of val and Jen. Like the stepfather to Val. Lots of secondary characters that interact together. Lots of storylines I can see.I was given this book in exchange for honest review. I also receieved the next two books in the series so I will read them next.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    Val Shapiro is thrown out of her house on her eighteenth birthday because of her bad influence on her younger half-sister Jessica, not that she can help the fact that her dad was a lust demon. Desperate for a steady income now that she’s banned from her family’s bookstore, Val finds a job partnered with Dan Sullvian, a detective in San Antonio’s special crime unit. Her new job? Hunting vampires, which is sweet considering how she’s already been doing it for free.Val Shapiro is as kickass as her name. She doesn’t let Lola, as she nicknames the succubus within her, direct her life, and she isn’t afraid to take action, especially to protect her family even after all they’ve done to mess up her life. Despite the tough kid attitude, she loves her family, and she’s emotional at heart. It’s hard for her to come to terms with her demon heritage. All her life, she’s treated it as a curse. It’s hard for her to view it any other way after being pressured—and struggling—to keep it hidden all her life. The reason she’s been hunting vampires is because the lust of the hunt is the only way to sate Lola’s hunger without resorting to seduction.Immediately upon acquiring her job, Val and Dan are assigned to watch the New Blood Movement, a group of vampires claiming that they want to leave in peace with humans. Because the vampires aren’t attacking humans, the scuzzies can’t stake them, though they’re suspicious of their motives. This is complex because they’re so beautiful and seemingly good-natured that you want to trust them (especially since Dan’s ex-fiancée stands among them), and yet they seem too perfect, too good.Her troubles grow with her increasing attraction towards Dan, her work partner, who knows something is up after seeing how easily the girl can take down a vampire on her own. Having seen his black-and-white views of vampires, Val knows that he won’t be able to accept Lola’s existence. Nevertheless, I do like Dan. He’s a sweet guy with strong morals and a stubbornness that works to his advantage in blocking vampires from manipulating his mind. He’s the kind of guy who’ll buy a girl cake when he hears her family celebrated by kicking her out of their house and who will find you a room with his younger sister when he hears you need good but inexpensive lodging (and when he knows you’ll help look out for her).Another character that I love is Fang. A part hellhound that looks like a red-haired terrier, Fang is the best thing that could happen to Val after losing the home she thought she had. He’s part-demon with a sense of humor. In fact, you’ll love all of the new friends that Val makes. She may be in danger of losing the family that raised her, and hopefully her mom will come around with time to give Val the emotional support that she needs. However, she does have new friends who back her unconditionally, and I can’t wait to read her continued adventures in Try Me.Bite Me is about accepting yourself for who you are. It is about making friends and finding love. I recommend this book to older teens and even adults, who are fans of urban fantasy and darker, edgier books. If you like Bite Me, don’t miss Try Me and Fang Me, books two and three in the Demon Underground series!
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    The first book was explosive. It was jammed packed with fighting, drama, and a girl who was trying to find herself. The reader got put immediately in her shoes and you felt her anger, well at least I did. Val never got a break. She was blamed for everything and told to stay away from her family. It was harsh. The way that she found herself I liked. She put her powers to use in a good way helping keeping the city safe. I adored her strength to keep her head on straight and do what needed to be done regardless of her feelings.The love interest was good. Although, I am a bit miffed at the way Dan treated her. Dan, you are a Class A jerkwad. That is all.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    Going into this book I have to admit that I didn’t have many expectations. I expected it to be another not so great, not very well known book and instead--I loved it! I honestly thought it was brilliant! The author has done a fabulous job bridging the gap of YA and Urban fantasy. The idea isn’t too unique, but this take on vampires is fun and edgy. The plot is fast paced and I was caught from the very first chapter. The moment I begun reading I didn’t want to stop and before I knew it the book was almost finished. I thought the characters in this book were wonderful. I loved Val! From the very opening chapter I knew she was going to be an awesome heroine, but as the story continued she just seemed to get better and better in my eyes. I thought it was funny how she thought of her demon part as “Lola”. It was cute. She was tough, snarky and kick-ass and yet there was no denying that she also houses a vulnerable side, a side that is simply a teenage girl who has been betrayed by the ones she loves. While I could see why her parent’s felt the way out, I couldn’t comprehend how someone could do that to their own daughter, that they could kick her out so easily and I applaud Val for standing up and approaching things the way she did. My heart continued to break for her all throughout the story as she tried to right by her mum and her family and they just continued to knock her down and treat her badly. It was so sad to watch, but I loved the parts where Dan and Fang stood up for her. It was so great to watch her take charge and fight the good fight. I liked Dan. He was your typical, mucho man cop, but he was a good guy. Granted I wanted to hit him when he was being a jerk after learning the truth about Val and Lola, but I was glad to see him begin to see the truth and stand up for her against her mother. It was a very honourable thing to do. Dan and Val worked very well together and there’s no denying that they’re a great team. They have chemistry too and I do wonder what could become of them in future books. They do feel something for one another and I’d love to see how they build on that. I thought Fang was fabulous! He was such a wonderful addition to the story. He was sarcastic and a perfect pal for Val--I mean, come on, who doesn’t love a taking dog, er, ah....hellhound? He was so normal and yet such a fierce little doggie at the same time. I loved how he and Val interacted and how close they became. It’s as though she has a pet and another partner all at the same time. Towards the end of this book, this got really exciting. I had no clue as to who as behind everything and I was really shocked that it was actually Lily. It didn’t seem like we’d seen enough about her in the story and with all clues pointing to Alejandro, learning that she was behind everything was a surprise. Honestly this book reminds me a lot of Richelle Mead’s Vampire Academy. Val and Rose are very similar and there’s no denying that Val’s relationship with her older partner Dan, can be compared to Rose and Dimitri. That being said there are a lot of things that distinguish between the two and I CANNOT WAIT to read the rest of these books!
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    This is the first book in a series by Parker Blue. I wasn’t sure what to expect since I had never read anything by this author, but I wasn’t disappointed.I felt that the characters were extremely likeable. My favorite has to be Fang, Val’s half-hellhound terrier. There was a great bond between them due to their telepathic communication.There was quite a bit of action in this book. And I was extremely surprised by the ending. I really didn’t see it coming. Overall, this is definitely a series that you don’t want to miss.In conjunction with the Wakela's World Disclosure Statement, I received a product in order to enable my review. No other compensation has been received. My statements are an honest account of my experience with the brand. The opinions stated here are mine alone.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    Bite Me is the first book in the Demon Underground series. The protagonist is 18 year old Val who also happens to be part succubus. She starts hunting the vampires that roam the streets of San Antonio after dark as a way to satisfy her inner demon’s appetite. The thrill of the battle seems to be just what she needs to keep the demon (who Val refers to as Lola) quiet. Val’s mom starts to feel that the vamp hunting lifestyle is putting her other daughter (who is fully human) in danger and promptly gives her part demon daughter the boot. Poor Val finds herself without a home or job on her 18th birthday. Thankfully, it doesn’t take her long to make friends with a hellhound named Fang and land a new job. Then the excitement begins.Bite Me was a unique and fun read. I like Val’s sense of humor. The telepathic conversations she has with Fang are cute. There is also a little chemistry between Val and one of the secondary characters. This should satisfy readers that like a side of romance with their book. On the downside the story felt rushed. The characters weren’t as developed as I would have liked. Everything was happening so fast it made it difficult for me to connect with anyone. Even Val who we learned the most about still felt like a stranger when I reached the end of the story. The resolution was superb though. Thought out, well delivered, and not the least bit predictable. It just seemed that in order to get to this great ending we had to endure a bumpy ride. The story was flawed but not enough to make me give up on the series. Val’s snarky attitude and Fang’s fun sense of humor make me want to give it a second chance. I plan to read the next book in this series, Try Me, very soon.The book is young adult but definitely not appropriate for younger teens/preteens. Of course I’m sure that is a given considering the main character is part lust demon. Oh and anyone else think the cover model looks a little like Avril Lavigne? Avril played the role of Val in my head while I read Bite Me :)
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    2/5
    Valentine Shapiro is no ordinary 18 year old. She is half-succubus and a vampire slayer, yes like Buffy but minus the friends and school part. The eve of her 18th birthday her mother and step dad, somewhat kicked her out of the house, not only that they fired her at the bookstore (which they owned). They think her kid sister Jennifer is obsessed on what she can do and therefore branded as a bad influence so they ordered her to keep a distance for her safety. Hurt and feeling betrayed she decided to drive around in her Honda Valkyrie, she then met this cute little dog, he is half-hellhound, I'm telling you a Terrier that is half hell hound. Funny. And whatdya know they can talk telephatically. Anyway his name is Fang, they became friends right after Fang bit a vampire in his nether regions. In pursuit of job, home and money for everything else, she decided to call police detective Dan, who found her and Jennifer that fateful night with the body of a dead vampire. Apparently San Antonio have a special unit that deals with the paranormal. The chief hired her and knows of her nature. They both agreed that part has to be left as a secret. One night Val and Dan decided to check out this new group that calls themselves New Blood Movement. There they met Alejandro the leader who looks like he wanted peace among men and vampires by introducing the blood bank, voluntary donation and/or compensation by either pleasure or monetary. They also met Dan's ex-fiance. Lily who now turned Vamp. After doing their preliminary investigation on this organization, they did see impressive "intentions and standards" that seems to point that they really do consider human, not only equal but someone that they also need to respect and take care of, but after the meeting Val, Dan and Fang got aatacked by three vampires. Who is the real enemy here? Is the New Blood Movement only fronting? Fast-paced, with a fair amount of humor, unoriginal yes, but it was still entertaining. I am still willing to check out the sequel.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    When I first picked up Bite Me by Parker Blue I wasn't entirely sure what to expect. Would it be another run of the mill vampire story? Or would there be something new in it? My very first impression wasn't a good one when in the first chapter I was jarred out of the false reality of the book when the main character, Val, gave her name to a vampire she was trying to kill. A vampire who didn't know her and yet immediately jumped to the fact that her name was Valentine. Now I don't know about you but my first thought when hearing the name Val isn't Valentine. But I shook that off, I shouldn't focus on such a minor detail I should just let the story come. And come it did. I whizzed through this book in about a day. I loved the world that Parker has created.The main character isn't a know it all teenager with special skills who is near perfect and is able to save the world in a single bound. Val is older then in most young adult books, she's 18 and was home schooled because she harbors an inner demon, literally. This sets her apart from other people her age as well as her family. And it doesn't help that on her 18th birthday she finds herself without a job, without a home and without a family to help her figure things out. She is lost and clueless and that just makes her so very real. Val's half sister is also a character to like...well, one that you like to dislike because she's a real teen. She's a 16 year old girl who thinks she knows everything and like most little sisters she is annoying and gets into trouble. But the character that makes this book is Fang. He tends to steal the scene and add a dose of comedy in with all the life drama and vampire slaying.As I've said I love the world that Blue has created, but this is a first book in a series by a new author so its flawed. There were several times when random scenes would knock me out of the false reality and make me go huh? Forcing me to reread passages in order to try and figure out if I missed something or if an event/statement really did just come out of nowhere. But it wasn't so flawed that I was turned off. In fact I am really excited for the second book, Try Me, to come out. Though very sad that it won't be until February!! For a peak at the cover to Try Me check out my blog tickettoanywhere.blogspot.com/2009/11/bite-me-by-parker-blue.html

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Bite Me - Parker Blue

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons (living or dead), events or locations is entirely coincidental.

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Chapter One

The stench of rotting garbage filled my nostrils as I scoured the dark streets of San Antonio for something to take the edge off. I definitely needed it—this was one of those nights where I felt less than human. No reason, really, except tomorrow was my eighteenth birthday, and tonight, everyone else my age was having a good old time at Homecoming, watching a stupid football game and going to some lame dance.

But not me—no, the home-schooled freak wasn’t invited. Not that I cared. They had no idea what went on in the real world, no idea what horrors prowled the night streets. Horrors like me.

A stifled cry came from a dark alley to my right. It sounded promising, so I checked it out. Sure enough, some dude had a young Emo punk pinned against the brick wall, his head buried in the kid’s neck. Either they were indulging in some heavy necking, or a vampire was having an evening snack.

Given the wide-eyed fear in the kid’s eyes, I was betting on the latter. Either way, he was going to have one serious hickey tomorrow morning.

I stepped up to the vamp and tapped him on the shoulder. Excuse me?

He whipped around, looking shocked, fangs gleaming in the meager light. Looking for trouble, little girl? he growled.

I grinned. It had been a long time since anyone had made the mistake of calling me a little girl. As a matter of fact, yeah. You up for it?

The kid whimpered. The guy let go of him and I stepped back into the small pool of illumination formed by the streetlight. Not only so I could see better, but to give the kid an opportunity to run for it.

Smart guy—he took it, stumbling off into the night as the vamp stepped into the light. Tall and muscular with long blond hair, the vamp wore skin-tight black leather. As a fashion statement, it was a bit too obvious. He must think he was a real bad-ass.

He looked me up and down and his lip curled in a sneer.

At five feet, seven inches tall, I look pretty innocuous, with an average build and average brown hair that goes with my average olive complexion. Wearing jeans, heavy boots, and a down-filled vest over a long-sleeved T-shirt, I could be any girl stupid enough to wander the dangerous part of the city in the wee hours, alone.

I could be, but I wasn’t.

The vamp’s gaze was feral—hungry, yet wary. I’d obviously caught him off guard, and he hesitated. He raised one eyebrow in contemptuous query when I didn’t cringe. You think you can handle me?

I shrugged. I don’t see why not.

He seemed taken aback. Who are you?

My name wouldn’t mean anything to him, but what the heck. Val Shapiro.

Val? he jeered. As in Valentine?

Yeah. So what? But all I said was, Bite me.

Love to. He snarled, his fangs gleaming briefly in the lamplight, then charged at me with inhuman speed.

Predictable. I side-stepped just as quickly. He flew past, missing me by inches. I cuffed him in the back of the head as he went by, and I grinned.

First round to me.

He stumbled to a halt, and his hand went to the back of his head as if he couldn’t believe I’d touched him. He whirled around to glare at me, totally outraged.

Enjoying this more than I should, courtesy of my inner demon, I placed one hand on my hip and used the other to wag a finger at him. You’ve been a very bad boy. Munching on kids was so not cool.

Bad? You haven’t seen bad yet, he growled.

I felt a tickling in my head—he was trying to control my mind. Good. Just what I’d hoped for. Now that he’d opened a line between us, I could read his mind. His name was Jason Talbert, and he was a truly evil vampire. But he was nowhere near strong enough to control me.

Obviously believing he had me in his thrall, the vamp rushed me again.

The part of myself I kept suppressed broke free with a burst of elation, and lust for the game fizzed through my blood. Time to play.

I braced myself and met his rush with a sharp left jab, snapping his head back. The surprise factor slowed him, but only for a moment. Baring his fangs, he tried to use his huge fists to batter me into submission, but I blocked his flurry of blows before any of them could land. It was easy when the mental connection allowed me to read his intentions so clearly.

He broke off to stare at me in surprise, circling me warily. I’ve been told my eyes flash a harsh purple, like the color of a black light, when the succubus within me—I call her Lola—comes out to play. From the look on his face, my eyes had done just that. What are you? he demanded. A slayer?

I rolled my eyes. "The name’s Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with questionable taste in men?"

"Then what are you?"

My mouth quirked into a smile. Just a girl looking to do some community service by cleaning up the city.

He didn’t respond, and didn’t telegraph his intention mentally, so he caught me off-guard as he slammed into me. I lost my balance and we both went down in a tangle of arms and legs. Annoyed with myself for letting him surprise me, I head-butted him right in the fangs and scrambled upright.

Good—I needed a real fight.

He jumped me again, but this time I was ready for him. We fought furiously, Jason determined to sink his teeth into my neck and rip my throat out, and me just as determined to stop him. Unfortunately, he liked close-in fighting, and I couldn’t get enough space to reach the silver stake I had tucked into my back waistband.

I grabbed his throat and squeezed, but he wrapped me in a vise hold and wouldn’t let go. He slammed me up against a brick wall, intent on crushing me. Trapped. Worse, the power I tried so hard to keep confined was able to reach him through my energy field in these close quarters and I could feel the lust rise within him as he ground his hips against mine. Pervert.

Though I was able to hold off his slavering overbite and incredibly bad breath with one hand, my other hand was caught between our bodies. He couldn’t get to my neck, but I couldn’t get to my stake either.

Stalemate.

Time to play dirty. Remembering even vampires had a sensitive side, I kneed him in the crotch.

He screeched and let go of me to bend over and clutch the offended part of his anatomy. That took care of the lust. I hit him with an uppercut so hard that he flew backward, landing flat on his back on the sidewalk. Whipping the stake from its hiding place, I dropped down beside him and stabbed him through the heart in one well-practiced motion.

His body arched for a moment, then he sagged and lay motionless—really and truly dead.

Now that my prey had been vanquished and Lola’s lust sated, I could feel some of the aches and pains he’d inflicted on my body. It was worth it, though. And I healed quickly, so I wasn’t likely to feel them for long.

But adrenaline pumped once more when I heard a car door open down the street. The light was dimmer here between streetlights, but I was still visible—and so was the body I crouched over. Who’s there? I demanded.

It... it’s me.

I recognized that voice. Annoyed, I rose to glare at my younger half-sister. Jennifer, what are you doing here?

She got out of the back seat of the beat-up Camry, white-faced. I told you I wanted to come along.

And I told you not to.

She shrugged, displaying defiance and indifference as only a sixteen-year-old could. That’s why I hid in the back of the car.

Stupid. I should have checked. I usually drove my motorcycle—a totally sweet Honda Valkyrie—but on nights when I went hunting, my stepfather let me borrow the old beat-up car since it had a convenient trunk. Unfortunately, it was too easy for my little sister to creep into the back seat and stow away there. Obviously.

Trust Jen to try something like this. I’d made the mistake of telling her about my little excursions, even giving her some training on how to defend herself in case she ever encountered one of the undead. She’d been eager to learn everything she could, but Mom had gone off the deep end when she found out, especially when Jen had come home sporting a few bruises.

Mom had forbidden Jen to talk about it again and had threatened me with bodily harm if I even mentioned vampires around my little sis. Lord knew what Mom would do if she found out about this.

Jen stared down at the dead vamp and grimaced. I’ve just never actually seen one of them before.

A dead vampire?

Any dead man.

Was that censure in her voice? "Dead vampire. That’s what he was, I said defensively. Mom was right—Jen was far too young and innocent for my world. I had to find a way to keep her away from all this. I don’t stake innocents."

I know. I saw.

Jen, you idiot, you shouldn’t have come. It’s dangerous. And if one hair on her pretty little head was harmed, Mom would have my head on a platter.

Yeah, well, we can’t all be big, strong vampire slayers, she said. She tried to make it sound sarcastic, but it came out sounding more wistful than anything.

I sighed, recognizing jealousy when I saw it. I knew Jen envied my abilities—my specialness—with all the longing of a girl who wanted to be something extraordinary herself, never once thinking of the cost. Of course, it was Lola, the demon inside me, that gave me advantages she didn’t have. All of my senses were enhanced far beyond normal, including strength, speed, agility, rapid healing, and the ability to read vamps’ minds when they tried to control me. Unfortunately, my little sister had no clue as to the price I paid for those advantages.

And she also had no idea how much I envied her. Fully human, with All-American blond good looks and plenty of friends, she had everything I had always wanted and could never have—true normalcy, not just the appearance of it. With my Jewish-Catholic, demon-human background and the melting pot that went into my heritage, I felt like a mongrel next to a show dog. My lucky half-sister had managed to avoid the bulk of my confusing heritage since we shared only a mother.

But I couldn’t say any of that—she wouldn’t believe it. Help me get the body in the trunk, I said tersely.

I usually had to do this part by myself, but why not take advantage of Jen’s presence? Besides, participating in the whole dirty business might turn her off for good. I unlocked the trunk and opened it.

She hesitated. I thought—

When she broke off, I said, You thought what? That he’d turn into a neat little pile of dust?

She shrugged. Yeah, I guess.

I wish it were that easy. I took pity on her. And he’ll be dust soon enough—when sunlight hits him. Come dawn, I’ll make sure his ass is ash.

Jen grimaced, but I wasn’t going to let her off that easily. It had been her decision to tag along—she’d have to pay the price. I grabbed the vampire’s feet. Get his head.

She stared down at Jason’s fangs and the small amount of blood around the stake in his heart and turned a little green. Can’t you just leave him in the alley?

I could, but then Jen wouldn’t learn her lesson.

Well, crap, I sounded like Mom now. Annoyed at myself, I snapped, We can’t just leave him here for someone to trip over. What’s the matter? Too much for you?

She shrugged, trying to act nonchalant. No, I just thought Dad might not like it if you got blood in his trunk.

He’s used to it. Besides, the blood would disintegrate along with the rest of the body when sunlight hit it.

Jen gulped, but I have to give her credit—she didn’t wimp out on me. I’d expected her to blow chunks at the least, but she picked up his shoulders and we wrestled the body into the trunk.

Jen wiped her hands on her jeans and stared uneasily at him. Is he really dead?

Mostly, I said, then grinned to myself when Jen took a step back. There was still the remote possibility Jason could heal if the stake was removed from his heart. But for that to happen, his friends would have to rescue him before dawn, tend him carefully for months and feed him lots of blood. Not likely.

I shrugged. But the morning sun will take care of that. I closed the trunk.

Just as I locked it, the headlights from a car blinded me and a red light from its dashboard strobed the street.

It’s a cop, Jen said in panic.

Not good. But it didn’t have to be bad, either. Relax. Let me handle this.

The plainclothes policeman exited the unmarked car. Evening, ladies, he said, obviously trying to sound friendly, though he came across as wary and suspicious.

Evening, I responded.

He might only be in his mid-twenties, but he had the watchful alertness of a seasoned pro. He hooked the thumb of his right hand in his belt, making it easy to draw a weapon from that bulge under his left arm.

As he came closer, I could make out his features. He was about six feet tall with short brown hair, a straight commanding nose, and a solid bod. Totally hot. I might even be interested if he were a little younger and lost the suspicious attitude.

Lola agreed, wondering what it would be like to enthrall him, get him all hot and bothered, feed on all that lovely energy. That was the problem with being part lust demon—ever since I started noticing boys, Lola had been lying in wait, urging me to get up close and personal, wanting to compel their adoration, suck up all their energy.

I’d given in once, and the poor kid had almost died. But not this time. Not again. I beat back the urges, which was pretty easy since I’d just satisfied the lust by taking out the vamp.

What are you doing here? he asked.

I’m sorry, Officer... ?

Sullivan. Detective Sullivan. He flashed his badge at me.

I smiled, trying to look sheepish. My little sister snuck out of the house to meet her boyfriend, and I was just trying to get her back home before Mom finds out.

In this part of town?

Yeah, well, she doesn’t have the best of judgment. That’s why she had to sneak out.

Jen gave me a dirty look, but was just smart enough to keep her mouth shut.

He didn’t look convinced. Got any ID?

Sure—in the car. I gestured toward the front of the vehicle to ask permission and he nodded. Shifting position so he could watch both of us, he asked Jen for her ID, too.

I retrieved my backpack and handed my driver’s license to the detective along with Rick’s registration. He glanced at them. Your last names are different.

Yeah—we’re half-sisters. Same mother, different father. We have the same address, see?

He nodded and took both IDs back to the car to speak to someone on the radio.

Ohmigod, Jen said in a hoarse whisper. What if he finds out there’s a body in the trunk? We’ll go to jail. Mom and Dad will be so pissed.

Just relax. Everything should come up clean, so there’s no reason for him to even look.

Sullivan finished talking on the radio then handed our IDs back.

Can we go now? I asked with a smile. I’d like to get Jen home before Mom finds out she’s gone.

Sure, he said with an answering smile. Just as soon as you tell me what’s in the trunk..

Oh, crap. Busted.

Nothing, Jen said hastily, the word ending in a squeak as she backed against the trunk and spread her arms as if to protect it. Just, you know, junk and stuff. Nothing bad.

Oh, great. Like that didn’t sound guilty.

Still casual, he asked, Would you mind opening it for me?

Yes, I did. Very much. Swiftly, I mentally ran through the options. I couldn’t take him out—I didn’t hurt innocents. Besides, he’d just called in our names so they’d know we were the last to see him. Taking off wasn’t an option, either—he knew who we were and where we lived.

You could take control of him, force him to let you go, a small voice whispered inside me.

Heaven help me, for a moment, I was tempted. But I couldn’t do that. I couldn’t take advantage of humans like that. I’d promised the parents—and myself—that I’d never do it again.

My only choice was to do as he asked and hope he’d give me time to explain. Crap. This was so not going the way I planned.

Gently, I moved Jen aside, unlocked the trunk, and braced for the worst.

He lifted the lid and stared down inside. He didn’t even flinch. Good grief, was the man made of stone? Expressionless, he asked, Vampire?

This was so surreal. I relaxed a little, hoping I might even be able to come out of this without getting into major trouble. Uh, yeah. The bloody fangs are a dead giveaway.

He gave me a look. The kind that said I wasn’t out of trouble yet and he didn’t appreciate smart-ass comments. Why did you stake him?

Why? He was staring down at the dead undead and he wanted to know why?

Jen blurted out, Because he was drinking some guy’s blood. She shifted nervously. I saw it all.

The cop nodded. So did I.

I gaped at him. You did?

Yeah, I was just calling for backup when you waltzed up and tapped him on the shoulder.

Crap—I’d been so self-involved I hadn’t even noticed the unmarked car. Note to self: pay attention!

And you didn’t offer to help?

He shrugged. Thought about it. Looked like you didn’t need it.

True, but his earlier words suddenly registered. Backup? I repeated. Since when do you cops even know vampires exist?

He gave Jen a wary glance. Why don’t you go sit in the car?

She looked ticked off, but went to do as he said, and we moved slightly away from the car as he lowered his voice. The Special Crimes Unit has known for a long time.

"Special crimes?"

Yeah, you know... supernatural, paranormal, weird. But the policy of the San Antonio Police Department is that these things don’t exist. At least not officially. No sense in panicking the population. That’s why we have the SCU.

You’re a member of this Special Crimes Unit?

He nodded. But I’m not dumb enough to take one of these guys on by myself. He gave me a penetrating stare. Yet you didn’t seem to have any problem at all. What’s up with that?

I shrugged, not willing to tell him that I was part demon, just in case he might consider me special enough to merit the SCU’s attention. I had enough troubles as it was. I keep in shape, eat my Wheaties.

His eyes narrowed. Cut the crap. How do you do it?

Natural ability and lots of training. When he looked skeptical, I sighed. Does it matter? There’s one less bloodsucker out there. One less monster for you to worry about.

So it wasn’t just a fluke, a lucky kill?

I get lucky a lot.

Look, I don’t care how you do it, but maybe you could share—

An ambulance wailed up just then, lights flashing. It stopped in front of the cop’s car. I moved to shut the trunk lid, but Sullivan stopped me. It’s okay, he said. It’s the SCU pick-up unit. They’ll take care of him.

The pick-up crew gave Jen and me curious looks, but must have been trained to keep their mouths shut, because they didn’t say a word—just efficiently took charge of the body and drove off.

Curious, I asked, Where are they taking him?

To a special morgue designed for the purpose.

Really? I just let the sun take them.

He quirked a smile. This one has a skylight, but the SCU likes to document these things first. Plus, it’s a bit messy just to leave them lying around on the street. His eyes strayed to my car. Or in trunks.

Yeah, well, I didn’t want to leave him in an alley, and I don’t have some fancy ambulance at my disposal.

Do this often, do you?

No, not really. Only when the succubus part of me threatened to get out of control. When Lola lusted for an outlet, she could be appeased by channeling that energy into a vampire kill. For awhile, anyway.

He stared at me for a moment. If you ever want to share a few of your secrets, just call me. He handed me a business card.

Not happening. I didn’t need anyone else knowing about the demon inside me. But to get rid of him, I stuck the card in my vest pocket and said, I’ll do that.

All right, you’re free to go.

I drove home, annoyed at how late it was.

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