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    Oh Crap, Wet Fart!
    Oh Crap, Wet Fart!
    Oh Crap, Wet Fart!
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    Oh Crap, Wet Fart!

    By B.D. Knight

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    You asked for it.

    A fart is a fart is a fart. Unless it's a wet one. Have you ever left a wet fart and wondered how you could hide the stain on the butt of your pants? What if you was in school and left it in homeroom with an entire day to go? Not good.

    Billy Belcher wasn't sure he was going to like going to intermediate school. He and his friends would no longer be the big boys on campus like they were in grade school.

    But the day began like most school days with he and his friends sitting in a group in homeroom. Farting contests were normal for them and Bill left a huge one.

    The problem was . . . let's hear it as Billy describes it.

    "That sucker was loud and smelly. It would have been my best fart ever except for one problem. I felt the liquid seeping out into my underpants. Now anyone who has ever left a fart knows that is not a good thing."

    That fart would set a chain of events that threatened to ruin Billy for life. At least that's how he saw things. How do you cover up a wet fart? They have a tendency to stain.

    Billy panics and makes choices that eventually land him in a heap of trouble. Can he get himself out of it and save face?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherB.D. Knight
    Release dateAug 31, 2014
    ISBN9781502292728
    Oh Crap, Wet Fart!
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    B.D. Knight

    I write books for middle grade and young adults. They range from scary to spun fairy tales and more.  Most of the stories, including the scary ones, are basically fantasy tales. YOu need to have an open mind when you read them. :-) That's one of the reasons I enjoy writing for the younger audience. I really think it's also why many adults are reading these types of books. To escape reality.

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      Oh Crap, Wet Fart! - B.D. Knight

      Oh Crap, A Wet Fart

      B.D. Knight

      http://www.storybookland.net

      Copyright © 2014 by B.D. Knight

      All rights reserved worldwide.

      No part of this publication may be replicated, redistributed, or given away in any form without the prior written consent of the author/publisher or the terms relayed to you herein.

      This book is completely fictional and all characters and places are made up by the author. Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.

      This book is dedicated to boys of all ages who think farting is hilarious. You know who you are.

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      A fart is a fart is a fart. That is unless it’s a wet one.

      Intermediate school sucks. I mean first of all our school district doesn’t even call it middle school. I have cousins who go to middle school and are in the fifth grade. Here they call it intermediate school. Seriously. They keep changing things and changing which grades are in the schools. I think they’re clueless. And I’m not just saying that. I heard my dad tell my mom the same thing.

      Anyway, I mean it might be the first day but you just know these things. It’s not that I liked grade school because I didn’t. But I had good friends and being in fifth grade you are the main ones. You rule the school. I mean fifth graders in a school with first through fifth? We ruled big time.

      Now our school is just sixth and seventh graders. Some of my friends are going to a different intermediate school this year plus we will no longer rule the roost. So why would I not hate intermediate school?

      The first day of sixth grade started out the same as all my school years started except now we’ll be running through the hallways making our way to different classes.

      Our class has twenty seven kids and all but six are boys. Usually that would be cool but I’m kinda starting to like girls more.

      I always liked them but pretended not to but now they are looking more pretty. So some of the stuff I use to do in front of everyone I want to not do in front of girls.

      Like farting. I mean we guys like to fart. The louder the fart the more funnier it is. Then we look around when the teacher looks so they don’t know who it was but everyone in the class always knows. A good fart gets you lots of fist pumps.

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