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    Zen Master Tova Tarantino Toshiba, The Illustrious and Delusional Abbess of Satire
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    Zen Master Tova Tarantino Toshiba, The Illustrious and Delusional Abbess of Satire
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    Zen Master Tova Tarantino Toshiba, The Illustrious and Delusional Abbess of Satire

    By Gabriel Constans

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    “Enlightenment or laughs? With Gabriel Constans' book you don't have to choose. Zen masters usually have a sense of humor, or need one. Gabriel's got it, and he gives us a world of illusions to laugh about.” - Bob Fenster, author of Duh: The Stupid History of the Human Race
    “This is a blessed book that can be read during the rapture or while burning in hell.” - Rev. Paat Robertson
    “World leaders and politicians could learn a thing or two from the teachings of Master Tova Tarantino Toshiba. She understood and transformed the inspiring, Yes. No. Maybe, into Yes, we can, long before its use in politics.” - President Ohlama
    “Zen Master Tova Tarantiono Toshiba is a splendid collection of wit, women and wine. It reminds me of a night on the town with Mohammad Ali in drag.” - Lady GaGaGa
    “There are no teachings that are outside of you, except the ones inside this book. Unless, of course, you've eaten this book.” - Bob Tzu, guru, avatar, wisdumb teacher at duhism.com
    “An incredible onslaught of insight and universal truth - like Yoda on estrogen.” - George Lucus
    “An endearing and soul searching work that reveals hidden treasures of this infamous master and hysterically questionable abbess. My brother loves it.” - Llama KanChew, Sister of the Dalai Lama
    “Gabriel Constans' divine book about the humble Abbess can be used as a book of prayer, inspiration or before communing with the poor or the filthy rich.” - Pope Fransis, Bishop of Romen
    “For those who are old enough to remember, the original Golden Girls sitcom was based on the real life teachings of that zany grand lady of Zen, Master Tova Tarantino Toshiba.” - Bettie Whyte

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherFountain Blue Publishing www.fountainbluepublishing.com
    Release dateAug 1, 2014
    ISBN9781628680461
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    Zen Master Tova Tarantino Toshiba, The Illustrious and Delusional Abbess of Satire
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    Gabriel Constans

    Gabriel is a freelance journalist who has written for magazines and newspapers in North America, Europe, Asia and Africa and has 12 books published in the U.S, including The Skin of Lions - Rwandan Folk Tales, Buddha's Wife and Luscious Chocolate Smoothies. He is the father of 5 children and 1 grandchild and an advisor to the Rwandan Orphans Project. I can be contacted at edit@gogabriel.com. Sites of interest are (www.gogabriel.com) (www.buddhaswife.com) and (www.rwandanorphansproject.org).

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