Graham of Thrones
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From the creators of Sunday Timesbestseller Fifty Sheds of Grey, Graham of Thronesis the hilarious story of one man's epic journey from the grim North to the affluent South, to face his destiny in the shape of the greatest of all lavatories, the mythical Iron Throne. On his way he must overcome brash bathroom salesman Jeremy Glennister, his diminutive philosophical plumber's mate, Tyrone and his wife's miniature dragon collection.
Whether you're a Game of Thronesfan or just looking for epic laughs, this is the perfect loo book, lavishly illustrated with sumptuous images of toilets and bathrooms of all shapes and colours and liberally sprinkled with side-splitting lines.
If you want this Christmas to be merrier than ever, remember... WINTER IS PLUMBING.
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Graham of Thrones - Graham R. R. Stark
First published in Great Britain by Simon & Schuster UK Ltd, 2014
A CBS company
Copyright © 2014 by @GrahamThrones
This book is copyright under the Berne Convention.
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A CIP catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library
ISBN: 978-1-47114-164-5
Ebook ISBN: 978-1-47114-165-2
Typeset and designed in the UK by Nick Venables
Printed and bound in Spain by Graficas Estella
For Charles Hawtrey,
the original lavatory man.
CONTENTS
TRAPPED!
EPILOGUE
TRAPPED!
A prisoner within these four walls. I’ve tried everything – pushing, kicking and screaming for help, but still the door remains resolutely shut. Resigned to my fate, I reach deep inside my trousers and pull out the only thing that gives me comfort in times of great stress – Practical Plumbing for Professionals. The great, golden mystical bible for all water-based mechanics.
The musty yellowed tome falls open at an all-too-familiar page and my mind is instantly cast back to that fateful day many years ago...
My father shook me awake and soon we ventured out into the cold winter dawn. ‘The time has come, Graham my lad. Time to