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STOOL: Huge Parody
STOOL: Huge Parody
STOOL: Huge Parody
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STOOL: Huge Parody

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Science-Fiction meets post-apocalyptic-ness in this amazing tale of things that happen.

Dozens of people live underground in a place known only as "the Tube" which has over a hundred floors but only one staircase.

When some guy dies, the mayor of the Tube seeks out a unqualified female mechanic to investigate. Will they be able to solve the mystery and find out if anything in the story has a point? Read STOOL, brave Tube-dweller, and find out!

# # # Book One of the Soiled saga # # #

"If you're one of the thousands of readers who can't wrap your head around all of the five-star ratings on 'Wool,' then you'll enjoy this adventure that comically rehashes all of the things that made it unique." - Non-Partial Reviewer

"It's rare that 28-page parody has more plot and character development than the 400-page novel it's lampooning, but somehow Fisthand pulled it out. Way to go, my man!" - Hugh Rection

"I was given a free copy of this book with $20 bills between the pages in exchange for a fair review. Whatever it's about, it's really good. I enjoyed reading every word. A+" - Guy Sleeping in the Park

LanguageEnglish
PublisherThird Phase
Release dateOct 16, 2014
ISBN9781311147004
STOOL: Huge Parody
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Fisthand McManlythrob

I'm a true romantic. Let my words lift your heart and set your spirit soaring through the love stratosphere.

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    STOOL - Fisthand McManlythrob

    STOOL

    Book One of the Soiled Saga

    By Fisthand McManlythrob

    Copyright 2014 – Third Phase

    All Rights Reserved

    Halfway House Press

    A wholly embarrassing division of Third Phase

    This is a work of fiction.

    All trademarks are used without permission.

    Any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental.

    This is parody. This book is not affiliated in any way to

    the book it's lampooning, or the author of said book.

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    Table of Contents

    CHAPTER ONE – Staircase

    CHAPTER ONE-POINT-FIVE - Well, That Dude’s Dead

    CHAPTER TWO - Don’t Get Attached

    CHAPTER THREE - More Friggin’ Stairs

    CHAPTER WHATEVER - Meet This Guy

    CHAPTER NEXT - Protagonist, Ahoy!

    CHAPTER SIX - The Story Kind of Starts

    CHAPTER SEVEN - Proper Girth

    CHAPTER EIGHT - The Tacked-On Love Story

    CHAPTER NINE - Six-Figure Months . . . And You Still Believe There's a God?

    CHAPTER ONE - Staircase

    Sheriff Von Buttlord made his way methodically up the spiral staircase. His boots were brown leather, faded and aged much like the man wearing them. They issued forth a metallic ring with each plodding footfall, the heavy rubber-soled clodhoppers dropping wearily on the diamond plate steps which bore marks and scuffs from decades of use.

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