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    Nazi Sharks!

    By Jared Roberts

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    The swim-suited babes of Shakatitt Beach are all geared up for the annual Shakatitt Beach Swim Competition. The waters are troubled this year by a girl-killing psychopath obsessed with sharks and a kaboom of Third Reich megalodons have been set loose in the local waters. But the busty bimbos will stop at nothing to show their talents or tits and win the competition. It's Jugs versus Jaws in this b-movie sharksploitation extravaganza!

    Nazi Sharks! is a completely true made-up story filled with rich themes about life, longing, and huge hooters. If you like sharks, evil Nazi scum, sexy babes in bikinis, big boobs, sexy babes not in bikinis, Kevin Costner, synchronized swimming, and/or SyFy movies, you should probably close Petville for a while and read Nazi Sharks! instead.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJared Roberts
    Release dateOct 30, 2014
    ISBN9781311889010
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    Jared Roberts

    Jared Roberts is a Canadian man who lives in Oklahoma with his wife. He's just a normal guy who likes silly b-movies, big boobs, even bigger boobs, and writing. He tried combining these interests as a stockbroker, but it didn't pan out. So he took to writing novels. Nazi Sharks! is the first one.

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