Ink Me
3.5/5
()
About this ebook
Bunny's adventures start in Weerdest Day Ever!, part of The Seven Prequels and continue in The Wolf and Me, part of The Seven Sequels.
Richard Scrimger
RICHARD SCRIMGER is the award-winning author of more than twenty books for children and adults, including The Nose from Jupiter, Zomboy, Viminy Crowe’s Comic Book and The Wolf and Me. When he’s not writing or talking about writing, Richard teaches at Humber College and gets laughed at by his children. He has four of them. Well, really, they have him. He lives in Toronto. Visit him at www.richardscrimger.com.
Read more from Richard Scrimger
Seven the Series
Related to Ink Me
Titles in the series (6)
Between Heaven and Earth Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Close to the Heel Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Last Message Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ink Me Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Jump Cut Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Lost Cause Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related ebooks
Close to the Heel Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Stuffed Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Lost Cause Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Adventures of Jimmy and Andrew, Book 1: American Stonehenge Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsUnsafe Haven Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Elephant Girl Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLast Message Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Death of a Debtor Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Murder on Moloka'i: Surfing Detective Mystery Series, #1 Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Dragonfly Secret Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Blackout: A Pete Fernandez Mystery Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHe Who Dreams Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5No More Bad Days Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJean Harley Was Here: A Novel Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Marry Me by Christmas Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Bombs That Brought Us Together: WINNER OF THE COSTA CHILDREN'S BOOK AWARD 2016 Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Last Great Adventure of the PB & J Society Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Gertrude and Toby Save the Gingerbread Man Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Picture This Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Sleeper Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsShuntoll Road: The Berkshire Hilltown Mysteries, #2 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Silhouetted by the Blue Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5As Good as Dead Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Daughter of Eden Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ready Reference Treatise: I Am the Cheese Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsM is for Mummy Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Deadly Art: A Sandie James Mystery, #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLiving Rough Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5In the Company of Crazies Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Children's Social Themes For You
Pete the Kitty Goes to the Doctor Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Number the Stars: A Newbery Award Winner Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The School for Good and Evil: Now a Netflix Originals Movie Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dork Diaries 1: Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Unlocked Book 8.5 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Frog and Toad: A Little Book of Big Thoughts Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pete the Kitty: Ready, Set, Go-Cart! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Good Egg Presents: The Great Eggscape!: An Easter And Springtime Book For Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Legacy Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I Can Be Anything Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Tacky the Penguin Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Exile Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Out of My Heart Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Neverseen Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Voyage of the Dawn Treader: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Crossover: A Newbery Award Winner Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Witch of Blackbird Pond: A Newbery Award Winner Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Everblaze Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Amari and the Night Brothers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ban This Book: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Shiloh Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Winnie the Pooh: The Classic Edition Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Nightfall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Silver Chair: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bridge to Terabithia Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Out of My Mind Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Prince Caspian: The Classic Fantasy Adventure Series (Official Edition) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Lodestar Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Reviews for Ink Me
15 ratings4 reviews
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5it's about the life of his family life and school how it's discorant.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This series has no particular reading order and I picked this one next because two of the books take place within Canada so I thought I'd get to one of those next and this author was totally new to me; I'd never even heard of him before. I've highly enjoyed every book in this series so far but have to say this one did not do much for me. The significance of the Grandfather is quickly forgotten in this entry after Bernard (everyone calls him Bunny) gets the tattoo as instructed in the will. Every now nd then he is mentioned but we have no idea what purpose this quest had for Bunny. His tattoo quickly gets him (a white boy) accepted into an all black street gang and involved in gang activities, mostly reckless but harmless, until a deal goes down involving drugs, guns and money. The book starts with Bunny being asked to write his account of what happened in a police station and this is how the book proceeds; Bunny's written narrative. The book is hard to read as Bunny is somewhat illiterate and the writing is full of spelling mistakes and words are written in his own vernacular. Bunny is also not quite ... right. Nothing is ever said what is wrong with him. But he continually refers to himself as "stupid" and not smart enough; he also has a fixation with counting mundane things. My impression was that he may have been autistic. I didn't find the story very believable as Bunny obviously needs to be watched over to some degree and his parents leave him to his own devices to the extent that it is neglectful, his acceptance into the gang is questionable and how he gets away with giving the impression he's someone he's not is also. On top of all that the question of why this all happens in the first place is too pat of an explanation, quickly accepted by all. I enjoyed parts of it, especially the race relations when the black gang accepts Bunny as a member and Bunny's colourless (raceless) viewpoint of people, which is often a symptom of autism, and his naive yet profound race questions.From this point my next book in the series is quite obvious as Bunny has a brother who has his own quest and he is mentioned often in this book with his texts to Bunny playing a major role in what transpires in this story. So next up will be Ted Staunton's Jump Cut.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The series seems like an interesting idea: multiple books, and you can start with any one of them. Unfortunately, I started with Ink Me.The premise for the book is mildly interesting: Bernard (Bunny) is instructed by his grandfather's will to get a tattoo. A strange request.... and that's as far as I got. I just couldn't read any more. It's told in first person, and Bunny absolutely cannot spell, though his grammar seemed fine (aside from the complete lack of quote marks for speech). (He has some sort of mental disorder, maybe?)After struggling through the first chapter, I thought, well, ok, that wasn't so bad, a nice taste of the character, now let's get on with real writing I can actually read. No such luck. It takes so long to interpret the writing I feel like the story is moving through molasses.As an example:You wont beleev what grampa wantd me to do. What my task was. Reddy? OK here it is. He wantd me to get a tatoo. I no isnt that crazy? Isnt that the weerdest thing? A tatoo. Wen I red the letter I went NO WAY and startd laffing.I suppose it's a clever way to get you into the mind of the character right of the bat (when he doesn't yet have character), but it really did not work for me.I might try another book in the series, because it seems like a fun idea, but I do not recommend this one unless you can deal with that kind of writing.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5In the beginning i didnt know what to think because the spelling was horrible but after the second page i realized that the character was telling the story. I'm in love with this book. It was hillarious and how Jaden turned out to be a girl was a pretty cool twist. It was a strange but awesome adventure of a clueless teenager that got put in the wrong situation without ever knowing it. But the best part was that it wasnt all for nothing and he wasnt stupid after all. He was a true member of the 15 gang and he made friends. The tattoo was mean't for him after all. Great read and i recommend it to everyone.
Book preview
Ink Me - Richard Scrimger
RICHARD SCRIMGER
INK
ME
ORCA BOOK PUBLISHERS
Copyright © 2012 Richard Scrimger
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system now known or to be invented, without permission in writing from the publisher.
Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
Scrimger, Richard, 1957-
Ink me [electronic resource] / Richard Scrimger
Seven (the seriees)
ISBN 978-1-4598-0017-5 (pdf).-- ISBN 978-1-4598-0018-2 (epub)
I. Title. II. Series: Seven the series (Online)
ps8587.c745156 2012 jc813'.54 c2012-902626-3
First published in the United States, 2012
Library of Congress Control Number: 2012938313
Summary: Bunny goes to get a tattoo but inadvertently becomes involved with a gang.
Orca Book Publishers is dedicated to preserving the environment and has printed this book on paper certified by the Forest Stewardship Council®.
Orca Book Publishers gratefully acknowledges the support for its publishing programs provided by the following agencies: the Government of Canada through the Canada Book Fund and the Canada Council for the Arts, and the Province of British Columbia through the BC Arts Council and the Book Publishing Tax Credit.
Design by Teresa Bubela
Cover photography by Getty Images
Author photo by Brendan Humber
Orca Book Publishers
PO Box 5626, Station B
Victoria, BC Canada
V8R 6S4
Orca Book Publishers
PO Box 468
Custer, WA USA
98240-0468
www.orcabook.com
Printed and bound in Canada.
15 14 13 12 • 4 3 2 1
To my mom, who may not have much time
for gang wars or tattoos but who loves kids
and books as much as anyone around.
Contents
AFTER IT WAS OVER
WHEN IT BEGAN
YOU WONT BELEEV
SHE HAD THE NEEDL
AT DINNER
IT WAS SPENCER. HEY! I SAID
THE NEWS WAS ON
THE SUN WAS BEHIND US
MOM WAS IN A GOOD MOOD
ALL AFTERNOON WE TOOK TURNS
DIFFERNT
I SENT JADEN AN OTHER TEXT
WE DROVE AROUND
I DREAMED
MY RITING HAND IS HURTING
JADEN NEW WARE TO GO
THEY CRAMMED INTO THE CAR
WE WERE ALL GOING TO THE MALL
RAINY DAYS AT THE COTTAGE
MY SIDE HURT.
BEANS WENT INTO THE MALL
GUY CLIMING OUT OF THE SUV WAS OLDER THAN US
HAFF WAY ROUND A LOOP
I WAS—I DUNNO WHAT I WAS
WE LOOK RONG SAID JADEN
YES SHE SAID
NIKKI THE COP CAME BACK
WE SAT
IN THE MOVY
I WAS DUN. I DINT WANT TO RITE ANYTHING EVER AGANE
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
AFTER IT WAS OVER
SHE SAT ME DOWN at a big table and ast if I wantd water or juice or anything.
No I said.
Or sum thing to eat—a bagel or muffin?
No.
My voys sounded funny like it was coming from behind a door. My ears were still messd up from the gunshots. She told me to rite my full name. I put down Bunny O’Toole and ast if that was OK. My names Bernard but no 1 ever calld me that xept Grampa. She said Bunny was OK.
Im Sarjent Nolan but you can call me Nikki she said. Like Nikki K the rapper—you no her dont you?
O yah I said but I dint reely.
The paper was yello with lines. The pen was the kind that went blob blob wen you rote. Now your address said Nikki so I put that down—2 Tecumsee. I ast did she want Trono and Canada and that. She shook her head.
And how old r you Bunny? Rite that too.
I put down 15.
You sure you dont want sum thing to eat? You look hungry.
Well mayb a muffin.
OK.
She told me to rite down what happend in my own words. I ast what she ment by my own words and she said what do you member?
Starting ware? I said.
At the start.
Like wen we got to Sure Way and the Angels and Buffalos were there with there bikes and the SUV and then the pleece cars came?
Befor that.
Like driving to the mall?
Befor that.
Lunch? That was at Snocones house. There was a baby.
Befor that.
Befor lunch—like brekfast? I had that at home I said. OJ and Rice Krisps. Spencer likes them and Mom always makes sure there there.
By now Nikki was frowning the way evry 1 does at me. Not meen but tired you no? Like she wantd to say Jeez Bunny smarten up. Guys do that even if they all reddy no Im a dummy. Not Spencer but evry 1 els. Mom and Dad do. Mom sure does. I can see it in her face. She loves me but she wants to yell at me 2.
Sorry I said. I dont no what you want.
I wishd Spencer was there to xplane for me. But Spencer was off with Dad kissing that actress and getting lost and driving Mom crazy. I was here at the pleece stashun with Nikki the cop and she was giving me the Jeez Bunny look and rolling up her blu sleevs. A sister Jaden wud call her but I cant cuz Im not reely a brother.
Start at the begining she said. Wen did you join the possy?
The table was chippd and wiggly. There were marks on it like sum thing xploding. Other guys marks.
I told Nikki that I dint no I was in the possy until Jaden said so. That was wen he saw Grampas tatoo.
Your grampa has a tatoo?
No I do. Grampas dead. I got his tatoo for him.
I touchd my arm saying this. It still hurt a littl bit. I shud of bin rubbing that goop on it. Nikki ast cud she see the tatoo so I pulld up the sleev of my new shirt and there it was. Pretty sweet.
Why dont you start with that? she said. Wen did you think about getting the tatoo? Rite down evrything that happend from then until now OK Bunny? Ill bring you a muffin.
Evrything? I said. Thats alot.
Im no good at riting. I get words rong and I forget ware I am and my spelling is Very Bad. Thats what Miss Wing says. She helps me in skool. Shes hot. Evry 1 says so.
What if I dont do it? I ast.
Then youll go to jale said Nikki the pleece woman.
Was she kidding? She dint look like she was kidding. And I was in a pleece stashun. And bad things had happend. Shots and things. I dint want to rite all the stuff down. But I dint want to go to jale.
Your meen I said. Your a meen lady you no that?
Yah. You want a coke with that muffin?
I side a long one. Huhhhhh.
I never herd of Nikki K I said.
She left and I bent over and startd riting.
WHEN IT BEGAN
WE WERE ON THE STREETCAR—all of us. This was a wile ago like last week or the 1 befor. Me and Spencer Mom and Dad scraping along Queen Street past traffic lites and turning cars. Past the take out place and the SHOOS SHOOS SHOOS place and the place ware Spencer gets his movys. Past the corner with the hobos and the corner with the bank and the corner with all the shmata stores—thats what Dad calls them anyway. He xplaned but I forgot. Past the drug store and the junk store and the restront and the other restront and the other 1. Spencer was beside me watching Kill Bill on his phone. Mom and Dad in the seat in front of us. The car was full. Peepl and smells and noys and more peepl.
Mom was quiet and Dad was patting her hand. She was waring good close. Me and Spencer too—shirts with buttons. Dad lookd funny without the bandana he normly has on.
I saw a topless girl on the sidewalk and poked Spencer. Then we were past her and she turnd out to be a guy not a girl. A fat guy jiggling. Ew.
What? said Spencer taking out his ear thing.
Nothing.
He went back to Kill Bill.
Sum thing Jewish. What shmata meens. Jewish for sum thing.
Downtown the bildings were bigger and evry 1 had phones in there hands. We went round the door—meen the door went round and we were in it. You no. And then we were in a big stone room with a seeling that went up and up. Very cool. I went Wow! and I cud here my voys going wow ow ow ow getting softer.
Hey I said.
Ey ey ey.
I did it agane. Ey ey ey. An old guy glared up at me.
Mom said Shhh!
Shh shh shh.
Made me laff.
In the elvater Mom was shaking her head at Dads cowboy boots and he was humming sum old song—he does that alot. My neck hurt from my shirt. Spencer was back to his movy. The elvater went up.
I was thinking about Grampa. He was reel old. Like the pine ears—that kind of old. He livd in a cottage by a lake. Leest thats ware we saw him. He livd other places 2 but I never saw him there. He was always old. His hair was white and his hands had those bumpy blu lines. He calld me Bernard. I kept telling him it was Bunny but he dint lissen. How r you getting on in skool Bernard? he said. R you playing sports Bernard? Your a big boy—sports r good for you.
He said that a lot about sports.
I said my name was Bunny.
You shud be on a teem. You learn a lot being on a teem. Your fast Bernard.
No Im not I said.
I meen your quik—your hands move fast. What r you good at?
Finding things I said. Mom says Im the best. She always gets me to help her find her keys.
I ment like baseball he said.
I member telling him 1 time that I was sorry. He ast why and I said cuz I wasnt smarter. He told me not to be sorry. He ment this I cud tell. It was important to him. There was just the 2 of us standing on the dock cuz evry 1 els was playing tag or sum thing. He put his hands on my sholders and stared at me.
Never feel sorry for yourself he said. Never never never. Do you understand Bernard?
Im not sorry for me I said. Im sorry for you.
He took a step back and opend his mouth and then closd it agane. And then DJ came running up behind me and pushd me. Hes always pushing peepl. I cot his hand and we spun each other round like Grampa tot us that time in the barn. We pushd and pulld for