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No Kidding, Mermaids Are a Joke!: The Story of the Little Mermaid as Told by the Prince
By Nancy Loewen and Denise Shea
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OF COURSE you think I was a lousy, no good guy for breaking the Little Mermaids heart. You don't know the other side of the story. Well, let me tell you.
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Nancy Loewen
Nancy Loewen is an award-winning author who has written more than 130 titles for children. She holds an MFA in creative writing and lives in the Twin Cities.
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