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    Dr Goose's XX Poems
    Dr Goose's XX Poems
    Dr Goose's XX Poems
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    Dr Goose's XX Poems

    By Dr Goose

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    XX Poetry that is written in a very clever style. There poetic stories paint vivid word pictures, some sexy... some crude. Drugs, sex, even some rock 'n roll are included in this collection of poetic stories: The real story of Paul Revere. The day after Christmas party at Santa's condo. Learn about the real Annie Oakley. Was Pancho Villa really a pot head? Read these poems..... then read them again to get the proper rhythm. Your friends will enjoy these poems when you read them aloud. They might even bush!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDr Goose
    Release dateOct 30, 2014
    ISBN9781310789823
    Dr Goose's XX Poems
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      Book preview

      Dr Goose's XX Poems - Dr Goose

      Dr Goose’s XX Poems

      By Dr Goose

      Published by Dr Goose at Smashwords

      Copyright 2014 Dr Goose

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      Contents

      Introduction

      Poncho Villa

      Western Gal

      4 F Weekend

      Uno

      Sexual Hypnotic Feat

      Shit Wagon

      Little Jack Horney

      Day After Christmas

      The ChallengeJimmy's Poem

      Ass PoemOrient Beach

      For Men Only

      Camp Site

      Morning Wood

      Pig

      Paul Revere

      Opening Day

      Once Upon The Throne

      Popeye The Sailor-Man

      Trip to New England

      DoctorsBONUS:

      Spitters & Swallowers

      Dr Goose’s Rules of Life

      About the Author

      Introduction

      Dr Goose published these poems about drugs, sex and rock'n'roll to give his readers a few moments away from the stress of everyday life. His no-holds-barred poems are not intended to embarrass anyone but be warned these poems will cause some readers to blush.

      ***~~~***

      Poncho Villa

      Poncho Villa was feeling real mean,

      until he smoked some Columbian green.

      Staging an ambush from the tall grass,

      while all he wanted was some Mexican ass.

      Away to the cantina he went with great haste.

      His gigantic erection was nothing to waste.

      At the cantina, there was no pussy in sight.

      Didn’t piss him off, he was to mellow to fight.

      He’d have a few slams, and take a big toke.

      He’d wait his turn, for that good pussy to poke.

      Eating a burrito, so hot he could scream,

      he was loaded for bear, he’d fill her with cream.

      "Señor Villa your next to get laid,

      the bartender already collected. You’re paid."

      Poncho was excited, just ready to blow,

      when his captain rushed in, you have to go.

      "The battle is raging, we're about to get beat!

      You’re in the cantina, with her lips on you’re meat."

      "Tell the troops to retreat. Don’t fire one more shot.

      Come to the cantina, there is plenty of twat."

      "Leave the enemy forces some Columbian green.

      Two tokes of that stuff, they won’t be so mean."

      "Leave them a note where I can be found.

      A few hundred pesos will buy them a pound."

      They burst into the cantina, with the biggest old grin,

      let’s stop all the fighting! Let the party began!

      ***~~~***

      Western

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