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    Game on Boys! The Play Station Playoffs.
    Game on Boys! The Play Station Playoffs.
    Game on Boys! The Play Station Playoffs.
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    Game on Boys! The Play Station Playoffs.

    By Kate Cullen

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    Game on Boys" is a hilarious adventure story for boys and girls that will get you laughing hysterically until your guts explode. Just make sure your Mom doesn't have to clean it up and keep the dog away.
    It follows the adventures of 10 year old cool gamer Ryan and his cool school, cool teacher and very uncool sister 'Loom Band Lisa' who does everything in her pink power to ruin his fun. It's all about boys that love computer games,pea shoot in class, catch flies in their mouth and make fart sounds under their arms. It's also about playing computer games at school.
    When the teacher with the unfortunate name (Mr Higginbottom) introduces a Play Station competition at school, everyone goes into a crazy frenzy as they battle their way to win the prize. With Ryan's cool gaming record he's sure to win until something disastrously ugly happens to cause his plans of victory to come tumbling to the ground faster than super sonic radar doing a bungee jump with a triple somersault back flip on the way. SPLAT!
    Will it all end badly, and will Ryan's reputation change from being the coolest gamer to the biggest loser wearing splatted egg on his face or can super dooper good things come out of really horrid bad things? With heaps of school yard humor and funny illustrations, this book is sure to get you away from your consoles for awhile.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKate Cullen
    Release dateNov 22, 2014
    ISBN9781310410901
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      Game on Boys! The Play Station Playoffs. - Kate Cullen

      Game On boys

      Written and Illustrated by Kate Cullen

      Copyright 2014 Kate Cullen

      Smashwords Edition

      Smash words edition licence notes

      Thanks for downloading this ebook. This book remains the property of the author, and may not be redistributed to others for commercial or non-commercial purposes. Please encourage your friends to download their own free copy and to discover other works by this author from their favorite authorized retailer. Thanks for your support. All trademarked names are the property of their owner and are acknowledged by the use of capitalization throughout.

      OTHER BOOKS BY KATE CULLEN

      Available as eBooks or print books

      Game on Boys can be read separately or part of a series

      Free ebook Game on Boys 1:The PlayStation Playoffs(8-12)

      Game on Boys 2 : Minecraft Madness (8-12)

      Game on Boys 3 : NO Girls Allowed

      Game on Boys 4 : Minecraft Superhero

      Diary Of a Wickedly Cool Witch : Bullies and Baddies (10-13)

      Lucy goes to the Halloween Party (Early readers)

      Lucy the Easter Dog (Early readers)

      And if you want to be notified when further Game on Boys books are released, send an email to gameonboysseries@gmail.com (copy and paste) or follow Kate on twitter at Kate Cullen at katekate5555

      Contents

      Chapter 1. Bottoms at School

      Chapter 2. Paper, Chocolate & Buckets

      Chapter 3. The Great Computer Room

      Chapter 4. A Pee in a cup

      Chapter 5. Where was my name?

      Chapter 6. Reality Checks in

      Chapter 7. The case of the Missing Homework

      Chapter 8. The Big Game

      Chapter 9. And heat one is…….

      Chapter 10. And the Winners are…..

      Chapter 11. The Pink Monster

      Chapter 12. Stalking Gremlins

      Chapter 13. Heat 2

      Chapter 14. The Big day Looms

      Chapter 15. Big Bad Dreams

      Chapter 16. Movie World vs The Playoffs

      Chapter 17. Cool Riders

      Chapter 18. Heaven in a Box

      Chapter 19. The Luckiest Boy in the World

      Chapter 20. Unbelievable

      Chapter 21. Good Things can come out of Bad Things

      Game on Boys 2 : Minecraft Madness (excerpt)

      Dedication

      This is for all the kids who can’t get enough of their computer games and for all the parents who can’t get their kids to read enough books because of computer games, and for all the teachers out there who do an amazing job getting kids to read

      Chapter 1: Bottoms at school

      I’m going to tell you something really weird. I mean super weird. You’re going to think I’m really stupid. In fact you’ll probably think I’m a real dork. My sister does. I know because she’s always telling me. The truth is I love going to school. No I’m not kidding, if that’s what you just thought to yourself.

      My name is Ryan and I go to the greatest school in the whole world and I have the best teacher in the whole school. Mr Higginbottom is his name. That’s right Higgin BOTTOM. Can you believe it? When he walked into the classroom on the first day of term, he wrote it on the blackboard and said,

      Ok everyone, that’s right, my name is Bottom, Higginbottom to be precise. Let’s all get it over with, say it out loud and then we can have a big laugh. BOTTOM, BOTTOM, BOTTOM. Come on everybody lets shout it out.

      We all burst into laughter and from that day on he has been the coolest teacher ever. It’s a pity about his name though, but he lets us call him Mr H so it’s not so embarrassing.

      My big sister thinks I’m weird because I love going to school so much. She doesn’t understand though, because she’s just a stinky girl who’s always glued to her phone and making things with rubber bands. I call them Doom bands. What do girls know anyway? All they ever think about is cutesy, pukey makeup and revoltingly bizarre dolls that go to monster schools. Batz dolls I call them, with their oversized heads, puffy lips and only half a leg. Lisa is twelve going on eighteen, well she thinks she is anyway, the way she dresses. I guess she is kind of pretty in a fake sort of way. Just ask her she’ll tell you how gooooorgeous she is.

      My Mom thinks it’s wonderful that I love school and she’s forever skiting (that means bragging) to her friends how well I do. She says she can’t believe the change in me because I used to hate school in first grade. I still remember screaming like a fire engine with tears rolling down my face and snot pouring out of my nose clinging onto her chubby legs as she tried to leave. Yuk! I can’t believe I used to be such a baby. How embarrassing is that?

      But now that I’m in fifth grade, there’s no way I would miss a day of school. Uh uh, NO WAY! And there’s no way I would let snot pour out of my nose either. To miss a day at school would put at risk going to one of the best places on Earth. Well… maybe it’s not the best place. Zone Ten might be a little bit better. And this one time when we went on holidays to visit my Pop, I went to another place called Football Hero world. All the games were interactive and linked up to gigantic computer screens. You even got to see yourself being a TV presenter on a footy show on TV. It was awesome. Dad said I did a better job than Al Michaels and Emmet Smith put together, and Mom said I was better looking than Tom Brady. I don’t even know what they were going on about, but it was a pretty cool place.

      Actually, it could even be better than Zone Ten. But I probably won’t get to go again as Pop died and went to this other cool place called heaven where our dog lives.

      Our dog Pugsley went to heaven because he got bitten by a green ant and died. Mom said he just got old and sick but Dad reckons he was riddled with green ant bites from rolling on the front lawn and they sucked the life out of him. Now he’s always telling me not to wrestle my neighbour Fletch on the grass in case we get bitten by green ants as well. I think he’s probably telling one of those white lies that only adults are allowed to tell to stop me doing karate on the front lawn with Fletch. Sometimes

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