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    Ed & Fred Are... Dead
    Ed & Fred Are... Dead
    Ed & Fred Are... Dead
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    Ed & Fred Are... Dead

    By Lisa Worrall

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    Ed and Fred have their lives all planned out. Until they run into the zombie apocalypse. But does that mean, just because they're dead...ish, that their plans have to change? After all, don't zombies need love too?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLisa Worrall
    Release dateDec 1, 2014
    ISBN9781311359490
    Ed & Fred Are... Dead
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    Lisa Worrall

    I live in Leigh on Sea, a small seaside town just outside London on the coast of Essex, about ten minutes from Southend, which boasts the longest pier in the world. I live with my partner and two ever-growing children, who I let think are the boss of me; along with a dog who actually is. As the wonderful Beatrix Potter said, "There is something delicious about writing the first words of a new story. You never quite know where they'll take you." I know exactly what she means and hope you'll join me for the ride.

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      Ed & Fred Are... Dead - Lisa Worrall

      Ed & Fred Are... Dead

      by

      Lisa Worrall

      Copyright 2014 by Lisa Worrall

      Smashwords Edition

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      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each reader. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Trademarks Acknowledgement:

      The author acknowledges the trademark status and the trademark owners of the following wordmarks mentioned in this work of fiction.

      Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Mutant Enemy

      Four Weddings and a Funeral: PolyGram Filmed Entertainment

      The Big Bang Theory: Lorre Productions

      Lion Food: Delhaize Group

      Chanel: Coco Chanel

      Return of the Living Dead Part II: Greenfox

      The Great Escape: United Artists

      Carrie: MGM

      Ironic: Alannis Morisette

      Texas Chainsaw Massacre: New Line Cinema

      Hungry Hungry Hippo: Hasbro

      DEDICATION

      To Kellie and Teresa who, at the UK Meet, kick-started a

      bizarre three way conversation about zombies and weddings,

      which turned into zombie weddings.

      CONTENTS

      Copyright

      Dedication

      The Story

      About Me

      Also Available

      ED & FRED ARE DEAD

      Everybody loves a good wedding… am I right? Of course I’m right.

      The butterflies of anticipation in the pit of your stomach as the Wedding March plays. Wondering what the bride will be wearing then inwardly cringing at the size of the meringue she thought would turn her from a sow’s ear into a silk purse. You stand and turn, an encouragingly beatific smile ready on your lips as she walks down the aisle; while secretly thinking the bridal boutique must have had some kind of hall of mirrors like the ones they have at the circus. Then you quickly brush aside your own opinions as you catch sight of the look on the groom’s usually taciturn mug, your heartstrings twanging like an exuberantly played harp at the pure unadulterated joy

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