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    The Lucky Jim
    The Lucky Jim
    The Lucky Jim
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    The Lucky Jim

    By Bull Garlington

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    When a man buys a suit, it changes his life. It teaches him who he is, who he can be, and the man blossoms into a winner. But like the suit, everything has a price.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBull Garlington
    Release dateDec 3, 2014
    ISBN9781310909351
    The Lucky Jim
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    Bull Garlington

    Bull Garlington is an author and syndicated humor columnist whose work appears in parenting magazines including Chicago Parenting, New York Parenting, Michiana Parent, Tulsa Parent, Birmingham Parent, and Carolina Parent. He is co-author of the popular foodie compendium, The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats. Garlington’s features have appeared in newspapers and magazines across the nation since 1989; he won the Parenting Media Association’s Silver Award for best humor article in 2012. His book, Death by Children was a 2013 book of the year finalist for the Midwest Publishers Association, and was named 2013 Humor Book of the Year by the prestigious industry standard, ForeWard Reviews.

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      The Lucky Jim - Bull Garlington

      The Lucky Jim

      Copyright 2014 Bull Garlington

      Published by Bull Garlington at Smashwords

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      Paul catches his foot in his pants cuff as he walks into the Men’s Den on Halstead. He tries to shoot his foot through the hem in mid clip, realizes it’s still caught, bends to snap the cuff from under his heel, shut the door, and look for the

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