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    Pareidolia
    Pareidolia
    Pareidolia
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    Pareidolia

    By Bull Garlington

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    You see it, but is it there? Or you don't see it and it is. Do you see people making love in the ice in the whisky glass? Is that someone reaching over your shoulder? And if that isn't real, well, what is?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBull Garlington
    Release dateNov 26, 2014
    ISBN9781311624987
    Pareidolia
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    Bull Garlington

    Bull Garlington is an author and syndicated humor columnist whose work appears in parenting magazines including Chicago Parenting, New York Parenting, Michiana Parent, Tulsa Parent, Birmingham Parent, and Carolina Parent. He is co-author of the popular foodie compendium, The Beat Cop’s Guide to Chicago Eats. Garlington’s features have appeared in newspapers and magazines across the nation since 1989; he won the Parenting Media Association’s Silver Award for best humor article in 2012. His book, Death by Children was a 2013 book of the year finalist for the Midwest Publishers Association, and was named 2013 Humor Book of the Year by the prestigious industry standard, ForeWard Reviews.

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