50 Jobs Worse Than Yours
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5This book was an utter waste of time. Terrible.
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Effortlessly. Lacking anything informative. Untrustworthy. Terrible photography. Confusingly ugly graphics repeated endlessly. Absolutely nothing witty or humorous. Plainly nothing more than wastefulness.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Amusing and quick to read but the book isn't much more than fluff.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Amusing take on how things could be much worse then simply being stuck in a cubicle.
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50 Jobs Worse Than Yours - Justin Racz
50
JOBS
WORSE
THAN
YOURS
Justin Racz
Copyright © 2004 by Justin Racz
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission from the publisher except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews For information address Bloomsbury, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10010.
Published by Bloomsbury, New York and London
Distributed to the trade by Holtzbrinck Publishers
All papers used by Bloomsbury are natural, recyclable products made from wood grown in well-managed forests. The manufacturing processes conform to the environmental regulations of the country of origin.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Racz, Justin.
50 jobs worse than yours / by Justin Racz.
p. cm.
Includes bibliographical references and index.
eISBN: 978-1-59691-885-6
1. Occupations—Humor. I. Title: Fifty jobs worse than yours. II. Title.
PN6231.P74R33 2004
818'.5402—dc22
2004011182
First U.S. Edition 2004
9 10 8
Designed by Justin Racz and Elizabeth Van Itallie
Printed and bound in Singapore by Tien Wah Press
For my mother and brother, the best.
Job Listings
1. Sherpa
2. Afghani Travel Agent
3. It's A Small World
Ride Operator
4. Chick Sexer
5. Saddam Hussein Double
6. Fast Food Condiment Prep Cook
7. Telemarketer
8. Cheesecake Tin Quality Control
9. Mop Duty
10. Garbage Barge Skipper
11. Roto-Rooterer Post-Finding Nemo
12. Rat Catcher
13. Data Entry
14. Telemarketing Scriptwriter
15. Spam Copywriter
16. B-List-Celebrity Assistant
17. Nursing Home Entertainer
18. Midget Tossing Tossee
19. Stevie Starr: Regurgitator
20. Maggot Wrangler
21. Adult-Video-Store Clerk
22. Walking Menu
23. Temp
24. Gas Station Foodmart Night Manager
25. Shopping Cart Valet
26. Singing Line Cook
27. Domino Setter-Upper
28. Pizza Delivery
29. Driver's Ed Instructor
30. Civil War Reenactor
31. Hazardous Materials Remover
32. NYC Taxi Driver
33. Torah Scribe
34. Tush Magazine Makeup Artist
35. Ratemyvomit.com Photo Editor
36. Gravedigger
37. The Before Guy
38. Exorcist
39. Tiruwka (Eastern European Highway Escort)
40. NYPD Harbor Unit: Body Recovery Detail
41. Cosmetics Tester
42. Thailand's Crocodile Hunter
43. Cellphone Salesperson
44. Little Boy Hand Model
45. Human Canvas
46. Office Plant-Watering Dude
47. Restaurant Bathroom Attendant
48. Neuroscience Technician
49. Airport Security Screener
50. Substitute Teacher
51. Your Job