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    Busta And the Gangsta Elves: Santa Stories, #2
    Busta And the Gangsta Elves: Santa Stories, #2
    Busta And the Gangsta Elves: Santa Stories, #2
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    Busta And the Gangsta Elves: Santa Stories, #2

    By Augustus

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    Busta and the Gangsta Elves are the sons and daughters of loyal elves. For years their parents, and now Busta and the Gangsta Elves have been working for Santa for free. Busta Elf and the Gangsta Elves are tired of working for Santa for free. They decide to take over.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStrongcastle Press
    Release dateDec 15, 2014
    ISBN9781502257697
    Busta And the Gangsta Elves: Santa Stories, #2

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      Busta And the Gangsta Elves - Augustus

      Busta and the Gangsta Elves Steal Christmas

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      AUGUSTUS

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      PUBLISHED BY:

      StrongCastle Press

      santasadventures.com

      Copyright © 2014

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be copied, reproduced in any format, by any means, electronic or otherwise, without prior consent from the copyright owner and publisher of this book, except by a reviewer who wishes to quote brief passages in connection with a review written for inclusion in a magazine, newspaper, website or broadcast.

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      This is a work of fiction. All characters, names, places and events are the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously.

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      Table of Contents

      Other Stories by Augustus

      Busta and the Gangsta Elves Steal Christmas

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      Table of Contents

      Busta and the Gangsta Elves Steal Christmas

      Buster and the Gangsta Elves Pester Santa

      Santa Visits Buster’s Parents

      Why Santa Ages More Slowly Than the Other Elves

      Santa Is Stranded At the North Pole

      The Elder Elves Disapprove of Busta

      Santa Plans How to Save Christmas –Busta Plans How to be a Gangsta and Market Christmas With Bling Bling.

      Santa Flies South

      Santa Chases Busta

      Busta is Scared

      The Night of the Great Event – Busta Rescues Christmas: Orlando

      Other Santa Stories

      Busta and the Gangsta Elves Steal Christmas

      Busta and the Gangsta Elves decided they want a cut of Christmas. Never mind Santa says, Christmas has always been free, and that he gives the presents away; the Gangsta Elves decide it is time to end this tradition.

      Busta says they have been working too long for free. They want a cut of all the action. Every time Santa is mentioned or the North Pole or Christmas or Rudolph or the reindeer they want a kickback or percentage. Every time a store sells a toy or mentions Christmas they want a percentage for themselves.

      They are tired of living at the North Pole it is too cold. They want to live in Miami and live the good life. They’ll come back north to make presents at Christmas so long as they get a cut but other than that they will live where it is warm. In fact when they think about it why not live all year where it is warm and make the presents there. Better yet, if they were getting paid for it, they could afford to hire workers in Mexico or South America or something like so they wouldn’t have to make the presents themselves and

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