Learn Portuguese With Jokes
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About this ebook
Learn Portuguese With Jokes is a collection of 100 jokes in easy Portuguese and is a great way for you to improve your Portuguese. So how does it work?
Joke: On each page you have a joke in Portuguese. The jokes have been selected so that they are not too difficult and don’t rely on puns.
Vocabulary: If your Portuguese is not great, you can read the vocabulary in blue before you start reading the joke.
Translation: If you want to check your understanding, there’s an English translation on the following page.
Cartoons: Some amusing cartoons will help set the joke in context.
The book has proved very popular with thousands of people who have a basic knowledge of Portuguese - give the sample a try and see what you think.
Jeremy Taylor
I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.
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Learn Portuguese With Jokes - Jeremy Taylor
Learn Portuguese With Jokes 1
Jeremy Taylor
Copyright 2014 by Jeremy Taylor
Smashwords Edition
Translated by Susana Oliveira
Cartoons by Ilja Bereznickas
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1.
Já li tantos livros sobre fumar e beber que decidi deixar.
De fumar ou de beber?
De ler.
1.
I’ve read so many books about smoking and drinking that I’ve decided to give it up.
Smoking or drinking?
Reading.
2.
Três escoceses estavam sentados juntos num bar.
Quando morrer, disse o velho escocês,
gostaria que um de vocês despejasse uma garrafa do melhor whiskey escocês sobre a minha campa."
Nós fazemos isso por ti, disse um dos homens mais jovens.
Mas importas-te que ele passe primeiro pelos nossos rins?"
morrer - die
despejar - pour
campa - grave
importas-te? - do you mind?
passar por/pelos - pass through
rins - kidneys
2.
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together.
When I die,
said the old Scot, I’d like one of you to pour a bottle of the best Scottish whisky over my grave.
We’ll do that for you,
said one of the younger men. But do you mind if it passes through our kidneys first?
3.
Mamã, posso usar soutien, agora que já tenho dezasseis anos?
Não, David.
usar - wear
soutien - bra
3.
Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I’m sixteen?
No, David.
4.
O que se dá a um homem que tem tudo?
Penicilina.
4.
What do you give a man who has everything?
Penicillin.
5.
Num comboio de Londres para Birmingham iam duas pessoas, um homem e uma mulher. Depois de alguns minutos o homem disse. Desculpe, minha senhora, era capaz de me beijar por 50p?
Claro que não!
Respondeu ela.
Alguns minutos mais tarde o homem perguntou, Era capaz de me beijar por dez mil libras?"
A mulher pensou um pouco e depois disse, sim, acho que seria.
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