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    Bob the Zombie
    Bob the Zombie
    Bob the Zombie
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    Bob the Zombie

    By Jaime Johnesee

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    A novella.
    Life is rough, unlife can be even more difficult, especially when you're a zombie with bad luck. Follow Bob as he deals with all sorts of trouble. This is not your average zombie novella.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJaime Johnesee
    Release dateDec 16, 2014
    ISBN9781311970329
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      Bob the Zombie - Jaime Johnesee

      Bob the Zombie

      By Jaime Johnesee

      Copyright © 2014 by Jaime Johnesee LLC

      All rights reserved.

      Third Edition

      Edited by Leigh M. Lane

      Cover and interior art designed by Jeffrey Kosh

      Graphics

      Warning: The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by up to 5 (five) years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000.

      Names, characters and incidents depicted in this book are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental and beyond the intent of the author or the publisher.

      No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher.

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      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to your favorite ebook retailer and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Dedication

      This book is dedicated to my all my friends. A special thank you goes out to Nate, Face, Ren Martin, Bill Dittmar, Christine Sutton, Leslie Whitaker, Vix Kirkpatrick, and David H Church. Without you guys I wouldn't be able to do what I love so dearly. I can not thank you enough for everything you've done for me.

      Author's Note: Bob the Zombie is an homage to my friend Nate, Griffin has his roots in Ren Martin, and Face is...well, he's based on Face. Bill Dittmar is the spark that I used to bring Wilhelm VonKarolinas to life. To all of these folks I can't thank you enough for giving me the opportunity to bring a bit of you into my world.

      I'd like to thank my family for putting up with my reclusive tendencies. I love you all.

      Acknowledgements

      I'd like to thank the folks (family and friends) who have helped me through this year, it's been a really hellish year and you guys have been there to keep me standing and walking in the right direction. I don't know where I'd be without you and your kindnesses.

      I'd especially like to thank Jeffrey Kosh and Lorraine Tidilidim Versini for their amazing work on the covers and promos for my work. You guys are the best damn team in graphics today. It's an honor to know you both.

      Big, huge, heaps of thanks to the hawk-eyed Lisa Lane for the use of her skills as an editor. I am a much better author for knowing you, and a much better person for having you as a friend.

      Vix Kirkptrick, you are so more than just the world's greatest beta reader. You also represent the soul of the Indy industry for so many of us. You keep us going and make our work shine. On a personal level, you are family to me and I honestly don't know what I'd do without you.

      Tracy and Mark Tufo, I can never thank you enough for your guidance and for believing in me. Your friendship and support have been so very appreciated. Chris and I are proud to know you both.

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      Dedication

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