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    No, I Won't Buy Your G*d-D*mned M*ther-F*cking Stupid-*ss eBook (Explicit Version)
    No, I Won't Buy Your G*d-D*mned M*ther-F*cking Stupid-*ss eBook (Explicit Version)
    No, I Won't Buy Your G*d-D*mned M*ther-F*cking Stupid-*ss eBook (Explicit Version)
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    No, I Won't Buy Your G*d-D*mned M*ther-F*cking Stupid-*ss eBook (Explicit Version)

    By Scott Dwight

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    This short ebook points out the errors of your ways, and inspires you to fix your book so it will sell, or at least be readable.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheraLife Beyond Books
    Release dateDec 28, 2014
    ISBN9781311895622
    No, I Won't Buy Your G*d-D*mned M*ther-F*cking Stupid-*ss eBook (Explicit Version)

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      No, I Won't Buy Your G*d-D*mned M*ther-F*cking Stupid-*ss eBook (Explicit Version) - Scott Dwight

      NO,

      I Won't

      Buy Your

      God-Damned Mother-Fucking Stupid-Ass

      eBook

      By Scott Dwight

      Smashwords Edition

      © 2014 Scott Dwight

      There are many reasons people won't buy your ebook. I'm one of them. It sounds harsh, but it's true.

      I know that you put a lot of effort into it. You poured over research notes, tabbed search engine browser pages, and flipped to and fro in your word processing program, all to get the right words in your book fit made for your niche.

      Many, many hours you have given to this project. You might even call it your baby. You format the document, upload it

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