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The Big Daddy-o Beach Blanket Bingo Party
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Suddenly some strange, dim-witted music begins to blare:
Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum,
Dee-dee-dee—dum-dum—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum—
. . . the sun-bronzed teenagers begin to contort idiotically on the sand, lifting their knees high to the beat of the music. They piston their arms up and down and sand is flying every which way. What are they doing? Is it some type of group epileptic seizure effort?
This satirical story is written in the tradition of B-Grade stories, complete with all the stereotypes, creativity and effects – flaws and all.
The characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities with any person, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.
The story is not meant to offend. If you may be offended, please don’t download it.
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