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    A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
    A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
    A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
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    A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God

    By Edgar Million

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    Before the beginning, God was lonely.

    Finally the true tale of the life of God is told. From before the Big Bang through vaguely intelligent design to the present day and onto a rather bleak future The Concise Re-Telling of the Life of God documents the lonely misunderstood life of our all-seeing Lord and how She overcome her inauspicious beginnings and journeyed towards a happy-ish ending.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEdgar Million
    Release dateFeb 7, 2015
    ISBN9781311561374
    A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
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    Edgar Million

    Edgar Millions books are mostly sci-fi, with a dash of fantasy, horror and contemporary fiction thrown in.I have numerous stories available on Smashwords all free of charge and one short novel, A Button To Save the World (available for a miniscule fee - or for free to anyone who follows me on Twitter and asks for it).I grew up in London and studied Art and Animation at Central St Martins and Surrey Institute of Art and Design, and thanks to Smashwords have finally found something to do with all the short stories I write to distract me from the novel I'm now attempting to edit.The novel, my first full length book, is going to be called “Ordinary” and would have published already if I didn't keep being interrupted by regularly having to attend a day job to earn money.

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      A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God - Edgar Million

      A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God

      Edgar Million

      A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God

      Published by Edgar Million at Smashwords

      Copyright 2015 Edgar Million

      Mahatma Gandhi — 'I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.'

      Before the Beginning God was lonely.

      He’d searched His Universe so many times, extending His tendrils outwards through the space to try to find another being to share His glory with, but all He found was nothing. A formless soup of atoms. All He found was no-one. He knew this. He knew he was alone, but still the raw longing clawed at Him and again so again He searched.

      Infinite endless nothing which He, or It, or She had been burdened with since, forever, even though at this point time did not yet exist, so there was no such thing as forever.

      How could this be? God owned this universe. Ruled it. He was able to manipulate and adapt everything He touched, to create and shape the atoms about him, but what use was this skill, He thought, without another to share it with?

      Such questions plagued him. Where did He come from? Why was He alone? What was the point of it all?

      He had tried to make another like Him, to shape to mould the atoms into another being, but each time He tried he was left with lifeless mannequins, no more capable of existence than a lump of rock. The failure’s lay discarded across the universe, floating in the dead soup of existence.

      ***

      God wanted no more of it. He decided the empty, broken longing which could be borne no longer so rather than stretching out across the endless space, searching and exploring, he contracted, pulling the formless soup

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