2B or not 2B, à la Shakespeare, apologetically, from Spit Toon's Saloon
By Eric Miller
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2B or not 2B, à la Shakespeare, apologetically, from Spit Toon's Saloon is the fifth book in Eric Kobb Miller's Spit Toon's Saloon literary humor series. Now the author of four books that have evolved from his daily tweets, there is little doubt as to why he has been called the "Tweeting Toastmaster General" and why it's been said that "Anyone who can write a toast like Toon must have written a book we need to read."
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2B or not 2B, à la Shakespeare, apologetically, from Spit Toon's Saloon - Eric Miller
2B or not 2B
à la Shakespeare, apologetically
from
Spit Toon’s Saloon
by
Eric Kobb Miller
WingSpan Press
Copyright © 2015 by Eric Kobb Miller
All rights reserved
No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system, without written permission from the author, except for the inclusion of brief quotations in reviews.
Published in the United States and the United Kingdom
by WingSpan Press, Livermore, CA
The WingSpan name, logo and colophon are the
trademarks of WingSpan Publishing.
ISBN 978-1-59594-553-2 (pbk)
ISBN 978-1-59594-887-8 (ebk)
First edition 2015
Printed in the United States of America
www.wingspanpress.com
Library of Congress Control Number: 2015931460
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Dedication Toast
"Here’s 2B or not 2B: accept fait accompli as
meant to be or believe that one day
a dream can become reality?"
Acknowledgments
The toasts evolved from tweets from my
twitter account: @SpitToonsSaloon.
The illustrations are by
Ariane Elsammak: www.artbyari.com
Here’s 2B or not 2B: give the question mention or pay it no attention?
Here’s 2B or not 2B: give an answer or be under the impression that it’s a rhetorical question?
Here’s 2B or not 2B: corralled by conjecture or cavorting with sure?
"Here’s 2B or not 2B: limit our choices to just two or give the infinite number out there its