Life as a New Hire, Amusement, Annoyance, Pride, and Sex, Volume III
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Part 3 of the multi volume saga about the journey of intern Cáel Nyilas through his 84 day internship at Havenstone Commercial Investments, 47,000 +words
In Volume II:
Amazon internal politics heats up for and against the New Directive.
Working Saturday Cáel (24 x 7 job, $240,000/year) was hit by an arrow shot by an anti-New Directive Amazon. This occurred in view of the other interns, while at the archery range with Aya and many other Amazons. Cáel protected Aya the best he could resulting in an arrow in his leg. Hayden, High Priestess, viewed the attack on Cáel as a challenge to her plans. Hayden’s discovers Cáel speaks the Amazon’s secret language (Old Kingdom Hittite) which also upsets many Amazons. Cáel offers to concoct a story with the help of his attacker so the other males will not become aware of the truth. Hayden kills the attacker when she refuses Hayden’s order to do so. Cáel is sent home with Buffy and ordered not to strain the leg.
The sleepover with Aya, Europa and Loraine, chaperoned by Nikita is a rousing success with minor hiccups due to Elsa and the SD doing an unscheduled check-up on the girls. Aya learned the joys of flight, Europa and Loraine played dress up with sexy sleepwear causing Nikita distress.
Monday while practicing Brazilian jujutsu with Yasmin in the FullBlood Gym, oops big mistake, Cáel gets a severe beat down by Elsa, head of the SD. Cáel is housed in Havenstone HQ while recovering.
Tuesday evening, Cáel out for drinks with the other three male interns, they were joined by several young ladies they knew. The evening was interrupted by SD Aisha. Cáel was ordered to check in with Havenstone Medical for a follow-up after his earlier beating.
9 year old Aya, who wants Cáel to be her daddy, is going to do Cáel's job for National Take a Death Dwarf to Work Day.
Buffy is frantic to have sex with Cáel but can't until the 84 day new hire period expires.
Wednesday morning, Cáel's NYPD girlfriend Nikita visits Cáel at Havenstone; she is now officially concerned and is armed.
Cáel is in Katrina’s office playing “lap monkey” for Aya while she is doing his job.
It is Day 10 of 84; through it all Cáel is determined to live his way. He will fight to the death rather than accept a slave collar. Nikita and partner leave but quiet does not last long Libra Chalmers and Brooke Lee arrive to visit Cáel and Trent.
James M. Dosher
James Martin Dosher is a resident of North Carolina with his lovely wife Megan and family He attended North Carolina State Univ. and Wake Technical Community College in Raleigh, where he mastered typing, one of an author’s key skill sets. While growing up as a child of a military family he lived in various diverse Regions of North America; from Rhode Island, to Montreal, PQ, to New York City and Wilmington NC; were memorable. James put in time in the corporate world at UPS and Nortel, followed by a stint as an USPS rural mail carrier. James found the rural mail route enjoyable while he knew he wasn't the best. He moved on to be an author with a loyal following and now is working on several yarns with four volumes ready to hit the market in 2015.
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Life as a New Hire, Amusement, Annoyance, Pride, and Sex, Volume III - James M. Dosher
Life as a New Hire
Amusement, Annoyance, Pride, and Sex
Volume III
Copyright 2013 James M. Dosher
Published by Jens Sorensen at Smashwords
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Table of Contents
ACW
Acknowledgments
Cover Credits
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
About James M. Dosher
Other books by James M. Dosher
Connect with James M. Dosher
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Adult Content Warning
Life as a New Hire, Amusement, Annoyance, Pride, and Sex, Volume III the third part of the saga Life as a New Hire, The 84 day internship of Cáel Nyilas in Twelve Volumes (LNH); this is a work of creative fiction with few ties to normal reality.
This fantasy melodrama attempts to weave the absurd into a facsimile of real life to entertain and amuse the reader. There is use of extreme language, descriptions of sex acts, and violence if this is offensive Do Not Read.
All sexually active characters are eighteen years of age or older.
Mythical creatures, mythical and historic deities and super natural phenomena all are depicted as reality in this saga, a fictional alternate reality. Characters depicted in the LNH are fictional characters and do not represent any real people.
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"This adult fictional work may contain descriptions of various different types of consensual sex, sexual kinks, violence, staged combat, criminal behavior, warfare and terrorism.
No real human, animal, or AI was harmed in order to gain the technical inspiration for this tale."
James M. Dosher
Author
Acknowledgments
This work would not exist with the support of family and friends
This story plays fast and loose with Ancient History and Linguistics; be warned.
Thanks to Chopperfan and MH aka Anonymous for combining on the editing.
Living every moment like it is your last is less attractive tomorrow.
Two editors and four other contributors made this chapter come together. The mistakes are all mine.
Saving a life isn't about worthiness. It is about instinct and guts.
R&M and all the others that let me bounce ideas off them.
Strength is equal parts Body and the Mind, but true strength comes from a relentless Spirit.
My editors were eaten by dinosaurs, but were last heard cutting their way free
Live fast, die young and leave a...No. Enjoy life and die when it is your time. Your corpse will the least of your concerns if there really is an Afterlife
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Cover Credits
The Cover image is an original composition and collage based on images in the public domain of existing historical artwork and or free use images with original elements by Jens Sorensen. Please report any perceived copy right infringement to publisher for action.
Cover Elements
Amazonomachia: fight between Greek warriors and Amazons. Marble, sarcophagus panel, ca. 160–170 CE. Located at Vatican Museum Museo Pio-Clementino, Octagon, Apollon Hall, Rome Italy.
Ax image: Edited and manipulated from an image, artist unaccredited, found on the Internet
Businessmen silhouette: Edited and manipulated image based on freeimages’ photo #926343 uploaded by user spekulator
Heckler & Koch MP5: Manipulated image based on an image, artist unaccredited, found on the Internet.
Heckler & Koch UMP: Manipulated image based on an image, artist unaccredited, found on the Internet.
Knife: Original image created by Jens Sorensen using Gimp 2.8
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Prologue
In Volume II:
Amazon internal politics heats up for and against the New Directive.
Working Saturday Cáel (24 x 7 job, $240,000/year) has hit by an arrow by an anti-New Directive Amazon. This occurred in view of the other interns, while at the archery range with Aya and many other Amazons. Cáel protected Aya the best he could resulting in an arrow in his leg. Hayden, High Priestess, viewed the attack on Cáel as a challenge to her plans. Hayden’s discovers Cáel speaks the Amazon’s secret language (Old Kingdom Hittite) which upsets many Amazons. Cáel offers to concoct a story with the help of his attacker so the other males will not become aware of the truth. Hayden kills the attacker when she refuses Hayden’s order to do so. Cáel is sent home with Buffy and order not to strain the leg.
The sleepover with Aya, Europa and Loraine, chaperoned by Nikita is a rousing success with minor hiccups due to Elsa and the SD doing an unscheduled check-up on the girls. Aya learned the joys of flight, Europa and Loraine played dress up with sexy sleepwear causing Nikita distress.
Monday while practicing Brazilian jujutsu with Yasmin in the Full Blood Gym, oops big mistake, Cáel gets a severe beat down by Elsa, head of the SD. Cáel is housed in Havenstone HQ while recovering.
Tuesday evening, Cáel out for drinks with the other three male interns, were joined by several young ladies they knew. The evening was interrupted by SD Aisha. Cáel was ordered to check in with Havenstone Medical for a follow-up after his earlier beating.
9 year old Aya, who wants Cáel to be her daddy, is going to do Cáel's job for National Take a Death Dwarf to Work Day.
Buffy is frantic to have sex with Cáel but can't until the 84 day new hire period expires.
Wednesday morning, Cáel's NYPD girlfriend Nikita visits Cáel at Havenstone; she is officially concerned and is armed.
Cáel is in Katrina’s office playing lap monkey
for Aya while she is doing his job.
Through it all Cáel is determined to live his way. He will fight to the death rather than accept a slave collar.
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Chapter One
Wednesday, Day 10 of 84
Katrina had left for wherever she snuck off to - I suggested to Aya it was a game room, Aya suggested it was as torture chamber - only to return when the next turn of the screws came. I was informed I had a visitor coming up by the name of Libra Chalmers plus a guest. Quickly enough they appeared. The guest turned out to be Brooke Lee.
Who are these two?
Aya glibly spoke as the two Vassar girls walked into the room.
Hello Libra,
I greeted my almost date from last night. Hello Ms. Lee,
I said to Brooke.
It's Brooke,
Brooke smiled at me - she was hungry and scenting around for something remarkably like me.
I'm happy to see you - oh - this is my guardian and protector, Aya Ruger,
I made the introductions. No lie, Aya has been keeping up with my workload while I've been on 'light' duty. Aya, this is Libra Chalmers and Brooke Lee, both from Vassar College. Brooke is Trent's friend and Libra had mercy on me Tuesday night and kept me from being a 'fifth' wheel.
I'm actually Trent's fiancé,
Brooke corrected.
Fascinating,
I lied. Oh fuck, that was NOT good.
Cool. I'm happy to see the both of you, but what brings you to my office today?
I continued.
Well, I showed up to ask for Trent and Libra asked for you,
Brooke gave a sly smile.
The thing was,
Libra picked up the tale, they were looking up Trent, but the front desk knew exactly who and where you were - so we came here first.
My mind was busily working out how to pull Aya aside to give her a friendly warning when Katrina waltzed in.
Ladies, this is my boss, Katrina Love, Head of Executive Services for Havenstone,
I plastered a smile on my face.
Katrina, this is Brooke Lee and Libra Chalmers. I met them Tuesday night,
I kept things simple. Doom was impatient.
Brooke is Trent's fiancée,
Aya chimed in gleefully. She wasn't being malicious. She just didn't know any better.
Katrina had been in the process of giving some congenial nods. She stopped and turned on a dime. Damn it!
Really?
Katrina's interest was piqued.
Yes,
Brooke beamed. She brandished her engagement ring in Katrina's face. Better yet, Katrina 'ooh'ed and 'aah'ed then spun on me.
Cáel, I didn't know Trent was engaged,
Katrina pierced me with those lethal ocular devices.
Yeah, I bet you didn't,
I groaned. I only found out a moment ago.
Trent had lied on his dating survey - slash application to Havenstone. They kinda/sorta made damn sure we had no external female attachments. It meant fewer bodies to dispose of if things went wrong.
I couldn't understand how they missed it then a curious custom/lifeline reared its head.
Brooke, that's your 'promise' ring, right?
I probed. I'm sure Trent would get you a bigger rock for the actual engagement.
Yes,
Brooke confirmed. We've decided to make the official engagement when our families take the Christmas Holiday at Hilton Head.
How could I express to Brooke that Christmas with Trent at Hilton Head was a rapidly vanishing dream? Katrina resumed her stroll to her desk.
Katrina,
I started my appeal. My argument was going to be that 'promise' rings didn't really count even though I knew the omission on his survey/application was bad enough already. Brian was different; if he chose to 'follow his career’; she'd shed the prerequisite 17 tears and happily get on with her life. Girls like Brooke came looking and that wouldn't do.
No,
Katrina didn't even turn around. When she got to her desk, the phone calls began. Brooke was starting to realize something had happened. I gained a level of importance that extended beyond my bedroom sexpertise.
Cáel, is something wrong?
Libra took my hand in hers.
Trent may have neglected to mention some things during his job interview,
I explained.
Like?
Libra was getting concerned.
Like the existence of Brooke,
I answered.
See, if Trent had written down his acquaintance to Brooke, Havenstone would have investigated her in the same way they investigated my mentor, Dr. Kimberly Geisler. She had admitted to the length, depth and termination of our affair. The issue of her teaching me anything besides sex had never come up.
What?
Brooke grew indignant. Not with Trent, but with me. See, I was still a peon in her eyes and casting aspersions on her guy, who she knew and trusted.
Brooke,
I sighed, did any Havenstone personnel talk to you about Trent?
No,
she admitted.
Every single woman I was ever with was questioned about me and my relationship to them,
I explained. Trust me; that was a really long list.
Libra had the answer to that confusion. She pulled out her phone and got a busy signal - that would be Havenstone' now-active jamming devices.
What's the number?
I asked Libra. She was momentarily annoyed - then suspicion kicked in. She gave me the number. Caller ID indicated it was Marla, Libra's sister. I gave the phone up.
Marla,
Libra began, did anyone from Havenstone Commercial Investments ever talk to you about Cáel?
Ummm, is he in trouble because of what I said?
Marla asked.
What did you say?
Libra eyed me.
I said he was a total asshole who broke my heart and given the opportunity I wouldn't mind watching he die a painful death,
she confessed. Only later did I realize I missed him and felt sorry about what I said.
Do you know if they talked to any of his other former girlfriends?
Libra inquired.
I am absolutely sure they talked to at least one other person,
Marla mumbled (her aunt.)
Who? I need to talk to them,
Libra continued.
That wouldn't be wise,
Marla responded. Suffice it to say they didn't give a glowing review either.
Libra hung up and gave me back my phone.
Cáel, do you have a problem with women?
Brooke glowered at me.
Yes, there are so many of them,
I shrugged. That seems to be my main issue.
Cáel, how many women have you been with?
Libra mused.
Around 200,
I acceded.
200! Holy Shit!
Libra gasped.
Out of the blue;of those, how many have dumped you for cheating only to come back to you later?
Katrina postulated.
Around 40,
I recalled.
That's my Daddy!
Aya crowed proudly.
What?
Brooke boggled.
Not what you think!
I insisted. Not what you think!
Aya is my niece,
Katrina explained. Cáel is not her biological father. He is her friend, paternal guide and guardian.
Aya and I are in negotiations about me eventually marrying her mother, but I have assured her that is years and years off,
I added.
Cáel is not my real Daddy,
Aya clarified. He lets me pretend that he is.
Besides Cáel, does that 200 include the past month?
Katrina diverted the conversation.
Well...200 as in closer to 200 than 300,
I grinned weakly.
How did you graduate?
Libra followed along.
I have a lot of stamina,
I pointed out.
Tessa Carmichael glided into the room.
Brooke Lee?
she greeted the not-here-for-me girl.
Yes? Do I know you?
Brooke was getting nervous and snippy.
I'm Tessa Carmichael, Director of Human Resources for Havenstone. I handled the final interview process for Trent Grant,
she smiled with deceptive warmth.
She was furious. I could tell, having a long history with women in such moods.
Is that Lee - L-E-E?
Tessa continued.
Yes, what is this about?
Brooke persisted.
You and Mr. Grant are in a long term relationship?
Tessa asked next.
Answer my question,
Brooke snapped. Thankfully Tessa wasn't Elsa.
Trent lied on both his initial application and then twice in the interview process,
Tessa relayed calmly.
About dating me?
Brooke was confused.
We will explain in a moment,
Tessa smiled and patted Brooke on the upper arm.
Brooke and Libra were more poised than I believed was warranted. Suddenly, I peeled back eleven days of experience and realized they assumed that Aya's presence was some sort of armor against violence.
Whoops, Olympia Shore entered the room followed by Trent. Bright yet careless, he immediately clued in on the crisis.
Brooke...
Trent mumbled.
Olympia shut the door, once Trent was too