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    Legs Through the Ceiling

    By Gerrard Wllson

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    “What is it?” mum asked us. “Don’t you know I am busy in the kitchen?”
    “MUM, THERE ARE LEGS IN HERE!” we cried out.
    “Legs?” she nervously replied.
    “DAD’S LEGS ARE DANGLING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CEILING!” we told her, as we watched dad's legs thrash about adjacent our bedroom ceiling light.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGerrard Wllson
    Release dateFeb 27, 2015
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    Legs Through the Ceiling
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    Gerrard Wllson

    FREE EBOOKS FOR EVERYONE.****************************************I am a poor writer; this is quite true, writing stories for each one of you. Tales to intrigue, entertain and mystify. That's me, The Crazymad Writer, and I'll do it until I die.If you were to ask me, why do I bother at all, competing against J K Rowling, Darren Shan and Roald Dahl, I would tell you that I LOVE it, writing my stories each day, and if I ever get famous I would appreciate the pay!Furthermore, my eBooks are FREE FREE FREE.Tales of the Extraordinary,The Witches,Alice in Wonderland Christmas,HARRY, oh she is a Rotter!Mad Mr Viscous,Slug Talk,The Tales of Beetle About,Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2,Horrible Horace,Stories for Boys,The Three Faerie Sisters,Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,The Fog,Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,Stewed Rhymes,A Beer in a Burger Bar,Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU (A magical, fantasy adventure series)Furthermore, unlike Dahl, Rowling, Shan, Landy and many more authors, my eBooks are completely and utterly FREE.Se ya.And a whole lot MORE.Visit www.thecrazymadwriter.comAnd, remember, my eBooks are FREE, FREE, FREE.******************************************I'm not mad; mad, mad, mad,I'm not mad, not me!I'm not mad, mad, mad, mad,I'm not mad, hee hee.I'M NOT MAD!We'll...not so much that anyone would notice, would they?*****************************************I am Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry today,I am laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hey hey,You might think I’m not serious and I might even agree,But I’m still Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hee hee.

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