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    Hot Teen Slut
    Hot Teen Slut
    Hot Teen Slut
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    Hot Teen Slut

    By Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz

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    In her second collection of poetry, Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz serves up a hilarious and uncompromising autobiographical bender about her first job out of college: writing and editing for porn. Whether denouncing the corporate world ("To Whom It May Concern") before lustily joining it ("New Millennial Bad Ass"), or sweetly celebrating love in the face of smut ("Let's Make Out!"), Aptowicz dramatizes the hopes, humor and ambitions of a young poet’s first steps into a very surreal “real world.â€
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWrite Bloody Publishing
    Release dateOct 1, 2018
    ISBN9781935904694
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      Hot Teen Slut - Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz

      USA

      Title Page

      Hot Teen Slut

      a collection of poetry

      by Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz

      Write Bloody Publishing

      America’s Independent Press

      Long Beach, CA

      writebloody.com

      Copyright Information

      Copyright © Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz

      No part of this book may be used or performed without written consent from the author, if living, except for critical articles or reviews.

      Aptowicz, Cristin O’Keefe.

      1st edition.

      ISBN: 978-1-935904-69-4 (eBook)

      Interior Layout by Lea C. Deschenes

      Cover Designed by Joshua Grieve

      Proofread by Sarah Kay

      Edited by Derrick Brown and Sarah Kay

      Author Photo by Alex Brook Lynn

      Type set in Helvetica by Linotype and Bergamo (www.theleagueofmoveabletype.com)

      Special thanks to Lightning Bolt Donor, Weston Renoud

      Printed in Tennessee, USA

      Write Bloody Publishing

      Long Beach, CA

      Support Independent Presses

      writebloody.com

      To contact the author, send an email to writebloody@gmail.com

      The Listing

      GUIDE SERVICE MANAGER

      An exciting job at the world’s

      sixth largest web portal.

      Must be a good writer and editor,

      be self-motivated and work well

      with a variety of independent

      freelancers.

      Open mind and fun attitude

      a plus.

      Health insurance and 401K.

      Salary commiserates with

      experience.

      My Most Memorable Interview

      There are two of them, two men,

      and they are both laughing at my jokes.

      Everything is going great.

      The office is clean, bustling

      with young people. My heart

      glitters in my nervous chest:

      I could work here.

      Then the older one clears his throat,

      says, Now about the job. I’m not sure

      if we have been 100% clear

      about what it will entail. You will be

      working in our adult interest section.

      Do you know what that means?

      This is only my fourth interview

      in the five months I’ve been looking.

      I have worn the same outfit

      to all my interviews. It is black

      and it smells like spilled coffee

      and failure.

      I’d give anything to know

      the right answer to his question.

      I’d give anything to have this job.

      Instead, I knit my fingers together

      and wait for him to explain.

      Adult Interest means erotica.

      We have erotic sites that aren’t

      really linked to our main homepage,

      but we do manage them. They are

      our sites. Do you understand so far?

      I nod.

      Now we use the word erotica

      because it’s nice. But make no mistake:

      This is porn.

      Now is this something

      you are comfortable with?

      For the last four months,

      I have eaten nothing but frozen pierogies

      and day-old pastries scored for free

      from my friend Patrick’s café.

      My savings have been consumed

      by NYC rent and resumé paper.

      At this point I would be comfortable

      with anything. So I turn to these men,

      these two men who are interviewing me

      for a real honest-to-goodness job,

      and I say, Bring on the blow jobs!

      Thank God: they laugh.

      The little guy turns to the big guy

      and goes, Well, let’s leave her alone

      with the laptop and see how she feels.

      Alone in the conference room,

      I sip free coffee, soak

      in the air conditioning.

      I want it.

      I want this job.

      Bad.

      Porn

      has nothing to do with love,

      in regards to me at least,

      except that I love boys

      and boys love porn.

      Socks

      A friend of mine told me

      that she always wears socks

      whenever she has sex,

      so that when she finally

      does fall in love,

      the sex with that guy

      will be special.

      This is

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