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On Distant Shores (Earth Exiles, Book 1)
On Distant Shores (Earth Exiles, Book 1)
On Distant Shores (Earth Exiles, Book 1)
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When Chief Warrant Officer Mike Duggins and his SpecOps team are assigned to a DARPA black site, their reality is changed in the blink of an eye, leaving them in an unrecognizable world, stalked by massive, draconic predators. With only his team, untested Mech Armor, and DARPA techs keeping the cunning predators at bay, they will have to employ every tactic they know in order to survive or risk becoming prey for the hostile carnivores. Can 5 experienced warriors and the DARPA tech team outsmart and outwit an enemy like no other they've seen before and find their way back home?

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PublisherMark Harritt
Release dateMar 8, 2015
ISBN9781310099465
On Distant Shores (Earth Exiles, Book 1)
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Mark Harritt

Mark Harritt is currently an over the road Truck Driver who is frequently found at the end of a 400 to 500 mile day trying to peck out one to two thousand words on a new book. He’s an Army paratrooper with a background in intelligence operations. He spent six years in Iraq and Afghanistan, in uniform and out. Currently, his greatest challenges are black ice, lake effect snow, and uploading word documents to E-reader format, all equally treacherous endeavors. His greatest hope is to write stories that his readers enjoy.

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    On Distant Shores (Earth Exiles, Book 1) - Mark Harritt

    On Distant Shores

    Copyright 2014 Mark Harritt

    Contents

    Title Page

    Prolog

    Chapter One – Then

    Chapter Two – Then

    Chapter Three – Then

    Chapter Four – Then

    Chapter Five - Then

    Chapter Six – Then

    Chapter Seven – Then

    Chapter Eight - Now

    Chapter Nine – Now

    Chapter Ten – Now

    Chapter Eleven – Now

    Chapter Twelve – Now

    Chapter Thirteen – Now

    Chapter Fourteen – Now

    Chapter Fifteen – Now

    Chapter Sixteen – Mayhem

    Chapter Seventeen – The New Reality

    Chapter Eighteen – A Place to call Home

    Epilog – The Past

    About the Author

    Other books by Mark Harritt

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    Prolog – The Future

    Everett looked at the monstrosity coming through the door on the far side of the room. It was a nightmare, a chimera of hideous proportions. It was every fear, every monster, every hideous dream that had haunted mankind throughout the ages combined into one. It was a beast dragged from the deepest pit of hell. The sight of it, the triangular head, the whipping tentacles, the gigantic talons, made Everett feel like he had lost his sanity. His basal instincts were screaming at him to drop his rifle, to run, to hide, to pray to God for deliverance.

    The same hideous coughing scream echoed through the gigantic room. Despite its bulk, the beast moved sinuously, languidly. The head was huge, broad across the top, great spiked teeth in the mouth. Tentacles on the neck whipped around wildly, rippling through shades of red and pink.

    The beast looked reptilian, hide studded with thick scales, mottled green, brown and gray, the camouflage of an ambush predator. It looked like some antediluvian, ancient dragon, but its chest and shoulders were broad and deep, with arms used to drag down prey. The body of the monster was twenty feet long, the tail another fifteen feet beyond that. Saliva streamed in ropes from its mouth, trailing along the floor as it came through the elevator door. Nothing he’d ever read or ever seen from Hollywood could ever come close to matching the horror he was witnessing. The chaotic delirium of a madman couldn’t even match what Everett saw. Long, wide scars ran across the hide, evidence of past battles. Everett couldn’t even begin to imagine what other monsters might be out there to fight this gigantic fiend.

    The techs and scientists watched as the elevator doors buckled, the talons and head of the beast appearing through the door. As the screaming monster emerged into the room, scientists and techs fought each other to get through the stairwell door. The group turned from an orderly, although hasty migration into a scrum of flailing bodies. Complete chaos ensued. They were no longer rational human beings. Fear ran through the crowd like a tidal wave. They turned into a mass of herd animals trying to outrun the wolf. The screaming started as the engineering team realized that they were on the front row to a horror movie. One of them kept yelling, Jesus, Jesus, over and over again. The stench of voided bowels and urine choked the air.

    There was nothing the team could do to make people act like rational humans, so they didn’t try. How could they, against the horror they were facing. The sound of weapons racking the first cartridge into the chamber sounded eight times, each sound as different as the weapon system being used. There was only the team, plus Lieutenant Pang and three techs to stop the slaughter that was about to happen.

    Everett thought about his impending death and turned to Mickey. Everett looked at him, muscled, as big as a house, the huge .50 caliber rifle looking small against his frame, and said, Mike’s really going to be pissed that he missed this.

    Mickey had a huge grin. He thought about Mike missing the impending slaughter. Mickey looked back at him, Yeah, I think he’s going to be a little upset.

    They both looked at the beast in front of them. Everett watched as its huge fangs flexed in and out if its mouth. Then he noticed its body massing, muscle contracting, the back legs tensing under the body.

    Get ready, here it comes! he yelled.

    --------------------------------------

    Chapter One – Then

    The smell of coffee woke him. Sunlight rippled around the edges of the drapes. Mike stretched, rubbed his eyes, and reached out a hand to the other side of the bed. The bed was empty except for him. He rolled over to her side, grabbed her pillow and buried his face into it, breathing in her scent. He put the pillow down and stretched again, then settled back, one arm across his eyes. It was Sunday and he really didn’t want to get up just yet. He felt lazy and wished Jo would be lazy with him. He hoped to talk Jo into staying in bed for a little while longer. He heard the door to the bedroom open up. He listened to the quiet footsteps as she came toward the bed.

    Babe, the coffee’s on.

    Jo was relentless when she made her mind up. He moved his arm and looked at her. She stood there in a small red tank top and pajama pants, neither of which hid her curves. He watched her body move as she leaned against the dresser. The curve of her breasts and hips against the thin material increased his desire. Her belly was still flat, not showing the second trimester yet. Jo was as active as Mike, spending a lot of her time running and doing yoga. He didn’t think she would show much even when she was about to deliver their first child. Her hair was still mussed from the night’s sleep. He looked at her shoulder length hair, and he could almost feel the softness against his face. His heartbeat increased as he looked at her, but there was a coffee mug in her hand, and it wouldn’t be long before she’d be dressed and ready to go.

    Can I talk to you about coming back to bed? he asked.

    Michael, you promised me, Jo replied. If you don’t get up, she straightened up and paused for dramatic effect, I’ll release the hounds.

    He was in trouble. She called him Michael instead of Mike. That meant she was serious.

    You wouldn’t really release the hounds? The question trailed off in the air between them, the would you a silent ending to the question.

    All right, since you don’t think I’m serious.

    He heard the door open, and Jo whistled. Two six-month old Labrador retrievers shot through the door.

    She pointed at the bed, Get daddy up.

    The two dogs, both female, were all over the bed, trying to get to any skin that they could lick. He rolled over and looked at Jo. She had that look on her face, tempered by the antics of the dogs, who were extremely excited to play with Mike.

    Okay, okay you win, but I still believe that releasing the hounds is a Geneva Convention violation. This last part was said as he pulled the covers up to keep the dogs off of him. The pups, Moira and Fiona, black and chocolate labs, were still trying to burrow through the covers to get to him.

    Whoa, girl that nose doesn’t go there.

    One of the dogs found a very sensitive spot of bare skin, and the tongue followed the nose. The covers erupted as Mike tried to get away. Damn it, woman, it is unfair and unkind to do this to a sleeping man.

    Jo blew on the coffee and took a sip as she watched two very happy dogs wrestle around the covers. She knew that, although Mike was complaining, he loved his dogs. The dogs were getting back as much as they were giving. She took pity on Mike, only because she didn’t want them to ruin the bed sheets.

    Alright girls let Mike alone. Daddy needs to get up so we can go to Denver.

    Jo put the coffee down on the dresser and tried to wrestle the dogs off the bed. Moira and Fiona thought that this was a new and interesting phase of the game. Skin showed through Jo’s pajamas as she tried to corral the two, increasing Mike’s interest in the events as well. Eventually Jo got the dogs off the bed and out the door. She closed the door behind them. She heard one of the girls whimper, but then the scrabbling of claws on the floor indicated a loss of interest.

    Jo picked up her coffee and moved closer to the bed. Are you getting up today?

    Mike threw the covers off, put his hands behind his head, and turned so that he had a better view of his lovely wife. Are the hounds gone?

    Jo looked at his lean body, the muscle taut, fully displayed with his arms back. She knew what he was doing, and refused to be drawn in.

    Yep, unless you don’t get out of bed, Jo took another sip of coffee.

    Chief Warrant Officer Three or CW3 Mike Duggins was a lucky man, and he knew it. There weren’t too many good women out there in the United States today who would put up with a man in his career, especially with his particular specialty. He swung his legs over and sat up at the edge of the bed. He reached over, put his hands around her legs and pulled her toward him.

    Careful, you’ll spill my coffee, she cautioned.

    He kissed her stomach and put his head against it. He knew that it would be months before he could hear the sounds of his baby’s heart or feel the baby pushing against his mom’s belly. Mike knew the baby was there, though. A warm glow filled his chest as he thought about the child.

    "I hope the baby looks like Jo," he thought.

    Whether boy or girl, if they looked like Jo, they would be a beautiful child. He thought about it more and hoped that he would be able to see his wife’s green eyes and beautiful smile on the faces of his children.

    Jo looked down at her husband and roughed his sandy, blond hair with her non-coffee hand. His hair always turned blond during the summer months as the sun bleached it out. In the winter, it was a light brown. Mike looked up at her. She was amazed that he was thirty-three and still, at times, the expressions on his face would make him look like a little boy. She looked at the scars across his body and knew that she was lucky that the little boy was still around to smile mischievously at her.

    Truth was, Jo was the reason that he stayed sane, the faces that he’d never be able to forget receding when he was with her. She was the anchor in his storm. He put his arms around her waist and squeezed softly.

    Whoa, cowboy, you’re crushin’ the stuffin’ out of me. You’re going to make me spill my coffee.

    He grinned at her as he let the pressure off, I was hoping to talk you into coming back to bed for a while.

    Jo knew that this was going to be his argument against going to Denver that morning. Like any other man, Mike was not a guy that enjoyed shopping, especially for furniture. She’d brought the coffee into the bedroom as a line of defense against this very thing. Still, Mike’s wide shoulders, strong arms, and thin waist made her resolve waiver. But she had to be strong for the baby. Or at least that’s what she told herself.

    She leaned back, and took a swig of the coffee, and tried to keep the thrill that she felt from his touch off of her face. Three years, and they still acted like honeymooners. But not today. Today she was harsh taskmaster, albeit an iron fist in a velvet glove.

    Baby, could you get up and make me an omelet. I haven’t had one in a while. She could see the pout starting on his face, and then he sighed and kissed her on the stomach again. Jo moved back as he stood up.

    Okay, Jo, we’ll go to Denver today. He headed toward the door of the bedroom. Jo took pity on him, wrapped her hand around his bicep and pulled him in close for a kiss. Thank you. And Rachael thanks you as well.

    He smiled as he turned his head, you mean Samuel, don’t you? As he walked away, his shorts hung low, showing the top of his ass. Jo stared at his butt and legs and started to reconsider the omelet. Then he scratched it and the mood was gone. He opened the door and the sound of nails on the wooden floor announced the dogs. Fiona came into view, looking up at Mike, hoping that he had a treat in his hand. Mike leaned over to scratch her behind the ears. Fiona’s back leg kicked as he found the sweet spot.

    As Jo watched the interplay between Mike and Fiona, she thought to herself, He has that effect on me too. I have an itch I’d like him to scratch. Maybe when we get back from Denver.

    A smile came to her lips, If only he knew how close he came to getting me back in bed.

    Mike walked to the kitchen and started pulling utensils, the skillet, and spices out, setting them on the counter next to the stove. Both of the dogs were under foot. They knew that if Mike or Jo were in the kitchen there was a good chance that they might find a treasure that had landed on the floor.

    Jo walked up behind him and put her arms around his waist as he looked into the fridge. She laid her head against his back. The dogs were sticking their noses in the cold of the fridge, trying to smell everything that they could get to.

    Mike placed his hand over hers, Hon, where’s the butter and cheese?

    Jo reached in and flipped up the cover to the butter holder on the door, Cheese is in the crisper.

    He leaned over to open the crisper. What’s the cheese doing in the crisper?

    He felt Jo’s hand smack him on his rear. He stood up with a package of three cheese blend, grabbed the butter out of the holder, and turned to Jo, put his arms over her shoulders, looked into her eyes, and told her, good answer. Did you plan for me to grab the cheese and get a smack on the ass, or did it just turn out that way?

    Jo smiled. Serendipitous, I swear.

    Mike smiled back. Well, if you want that omelet, you need to give me some space so that I can get to cooking.

    Jo pecked him on the cheek and moved out of the way. She turned and walked to the front of the house. Her voice drifted back to him, I’m going to get the newspaper.

    Mike chuckled, and then replied, You might want to put a robe on. Mr. Jenkins cross the way might have a coronary if you walk out like that. As he closed the refrigerator door, he used his feet to push the dogs out of the way. They thought that it was a game, because of course, to them, everything was a game. They jumped, darted and yipped at his feet.

    Jo’s disembodied voice replied, Serve him right, he’s been trying to get a peek at me since we moved in here.

    Hey, just because he’s older, doesn’t mean that he can’t appreciate the ladies.

    Yeah, well, I’m just glad he isn’t a little more mobile. I’d never get a chance to get a tan in the back yard.

    Ah, he’s harmless. You’re probably the hottest thing he’s seen in a long while.

    Mike, you said that he was a paratrooper in Vietnam. From what I’ve seen and have learned about them from our time living in the greater Fayetteville metropolitan area, no paratroopers are ever harmless.

    Mike smiled. You have a point, honey. But he’s dangerous to meth addicts and thieves, not to you. The only people that have to worry are the local meth heads looking for something to jack. Unless you’re stealing something from him, say anything derogatory about the 82nd Airborne, Special Forces, any paratroopers, or the United States of America, you don’t have to worry about First Sergeant Jeremy Jenkins, 10th Special Forces, Retired. Besides, you’re a lady, and he treats ladies like royalty.

    What about when he tries to look down my dress? Jo replied, standing next to him with the paper in her hand. Mike started, not expecting her to sneak up on him like that.

    Damn Jo, don’t do that!

    Do what? she asked.

    Sneak up on me.

    Are you saying that my scary, terrorist murdering, super-secret operator is scared of me, she asked, eyes wide, trying to look innocent.

    The smell of bacon permeated the house as Mike whipped cream into the eggs. There was a, don’t feed me bullshit, look on his face as he stood with the clear bowl cradled in his arm, and the whisk in hand. He dropped a piece of bacon to Moira, and one to Fiona.

    Jo noticed. Mike, I’m never going to be able to train them if you keep feeding them when you cook. Besides, the dogs are going to get fat.

    Mike steered the conversation back to the previous point. First, I don’t murder them, I terminate them with extreme prejudice, he stated, ripping off the major motion picture industry. Second, they deserve exactly what they get, because they, unlike me, are murderous bastards who are willing to kill innocent women and children. And, last, if a man is not trying to get a glimpse of what you conceal in your sweater, he has no pulse and is rapidly turning room temperature.

    Aww, you say the sweetest things. Mike, you’re the only one I know that can take military jargon and turn it into a complement.

    Well, that’s technically not military jargon, it’s a tongue in cheek description of what happens to bad guys when they meet a highly-motivated paratrooper on the battlefield. Or in a perceived safe house in the suburbs.

    Jo shook her head, you’re such a geek. Why perceived? She walked to the table and started to pull the sections of the paper apart. She sat down, and then asked, what if said man is gay?

    Which said man?

    The one that you said should be interested in looking down my shirt. What if he’s gay? she asked, mischievously.

    Mike pulled off the last of the bacon, folded the omelet, and replied, Well, if he’s turning room temperature, then he’s a dead gay man. If he still has a pulse, any gay man that you meet would instantly wish he was straight.

    Aww, that is so sweet.

    Is it working? Mike asked.

    No, but it’s still sweet that you said it, she tilted her head and smiled at him, returning his no bullshit look back at him.

    Fishing for complements today, are we? he smiled as he asked.

    She sat up and wagged her head from side to side, maybe.

    He replied to the other question, It is a ‘perceived’ safe house, because if my team goes in looking for the bad guys, it is a very unsafe place to be. At least for the bad guys.

    He kissed her on the top of the head as he finished talking. He placed the omelets on the dishes, setting the bacon next to them. He started moving plates to the table. Jo had been busy while he cooked. There was jam and buttered toast on the table. Cold glasses of milk were set out. The comics section was folded so that Mike could start reading as soon as he sat down. Jo knew him well, Sunday comics before international affairs or politics, and sports last. She like to think of him as her highly motivated, extremely fit, science geek, and his choice in what to read on Sunday morning emphasized this. Both the dogs moved to the table and took up positions to scavenge anything that fell off.

    Mike sat her omelet in front of her. She picked up her knife and fork, and, oh so daintily tasted the omelet, then put pepper and salt on it. She started delicately, slowly eating small bits, savoring the food.

    He sat down at the table across from her and moved his legs so that they were around hers. They played footsie while they ate. Occasionally a leg would jerk as one of the dogs licked, sniffed, or otherwise tried to start the game again. Every so often, part of a biscuit would make its way under the table.

    Anything interesting in there, she asked.

    He nodded his head, Oh yeah, that Beetle Bailey is plotting against Sarge, and I think he’s finally going to get it right this time.

    She shook her head, this time with a smile on her face, You’re such a nerd.

    With his legs tight around hers, he locked one foot behind the other. He gently pulled her by the upper arm to him and started to kiss her on the cheek.

    Yeah, but you still love me.

    She dodged his kiss, you have a bit of egg on your mouth. Wipe your face.

    I’m trying to, but you keep moving, he smiled as he replied.

    Oh, you’re so gross, she stuck out her tongue at him.

    Yum, he replied, as he moved from her cheek to capture her tongue.

    She finally relented and allowed him to plant a kiss on her lips. As soon as he moved away, she made a big show of grabbing a napkin and wiping her face.

    What a perv, Jo stated.

    Mike nodded his head, I can be. He smiled a lascivious smile at Jo, but you do that to me.

    Jo smiled and shook her head, Nothing about that is perverted. That is strictly fun time. She pointed at a story in the newspaper, and, not you, another perv. Evidently, the new North Korean dear leader likes coke and young girls. And I don’t mean Coca-Cola.

    So, you mean he’s exactly like his old man. I bet there’s some Viagra in that pharmacological cabinet somewhere.

    Evidently, and more than likely. She said to emphasize both points. She stretched, her arms moving toward the ceiling, I’m going to take a shower.

    You need any help with that, he asked, the innocent, boyish expression on his face again. Jo threw the napkin at him and went into the bedroom. He watched as her butt swung from side to side.

    You’re staring at my ass, aren’t you?

    He nodded his head, and slowly, but emphatically, stated, Yes I am.

    An exasperated sigh hung in the air. It was a game they played, and one they both enjoyed. She smiled, knowing that he couldn’t see her expression and walked toward the bathroom. She played coy, but she loved Mike’s attention.

    Mike read some international news about the new North Korean Dear Leader who had a fondness for recreational drugs and young girls. The leadership in China seemed to be perturbed about his fondness for young, Chinese girls, and the fact that quite a few of them seemed to be missing from the Chinese side of the border.

    After reading that particular bit of news, he folded the paper as he heard the shower start. He picked up the plates and scraped the leftovers, what little there were, into the dogs’ dishes. Tails wagged as the food in the dog dishes suddenly seemed a lot more interesting. As the dogs tucked into their food, Mike took the plates to the sink and made sure there was no hardened egg on them before he put them into the dishwasher. He walked to the table and picked up the paper. As he grabbed the papers, he took a good, long look at the picture of the coke head who was now in charge in North Korea. You never know who you’d be staring at through a rifle scope. Then he took the papers and threw them into the trash can.

    Mike started whistling as he went into the bathroom. He closed the door, dropped his shorts on the floor, and then he walked to the shower. The mirrors in the bathroom were steaming up. He smiled as he opened up the shower and stepped in.

    Hey!

    A long pause, and then, We’re still going to Denver.

    Mike replied, I never said we weren’t.

    The bathroom was quiet as the water in the shower kept running.

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    Chapter Two – Then

    You bought a what?

    A bassinet.

    "What the hell is a bassinet?

    It’s like a small crib for new born babies.

    The three men walked from Everett’s SUV to the compound. Mike loved Fort Carson, surrounded by the mountains in the distance. They’d gone out to lunch and were returning to the office. Master Sergeant Everett Calhoun looked at Staff Sergeant Roberto Rob Torres y Torres.

    Rob, I can tell you have never been around a nesting female. Everett was a handsome, fit man, thirty-eight, African American, with Cherokee blood on his mom’s side. He had a reddish cast to his tan skin.

    Rob flashed the smile that was famous in bars and bedrooms around the local area. The man was a magnet to attractive woman. He could walk into any bar, announce that he was Roberto Torres y Torres in a serious deep voice, and then start making jokes about his mom and dad having the same last name. His easy smile showed bright white teeth against dark skin. His thin waist and wide shoulders cut an imposing figure, combined with the easy grace of a natural dancer when he was on the dance floor. Women’s eyes naturally gravitated toward him.

    No, I try to leave that to other men. I avoid the messy part of the biology.

    MSG Calhoun looked at SSG Torres. That’s not what I hear. I heard it got pretty messy the other night when that 1st Lieutenant got pissed that you were dancing with his girl.

    Rob nodded his head, Different kind of mess, but, yes, though I did buy him a beer after he went over the couch. He’s lucky, I talked to the bouncers and told them that he was a friend of mine, that it was private disagreement. So, they didn’t kick his ass on the way out. Plus, with all the blood on his shirt, he had to leave early. After the beer, of course.

    Everett smiled at Mike, drawing him into the conversation. Mike here has a friend that was asking about you. Seems nobody knows the name of the Hispanic male, medium height, 180 pounds, who split the lip of their company XO.

    Mike nodded, Yep, you may want to stay away from 3rd Armored Cav land for a while. There may be a few fellows looking for you after this weekend. Or, if you do go that way, you may want to take D’Inazio with you.

    Mike was talking about Sergeant First Class Mickey D’Inazio, the self-styled Beast of Brooklyn. Most of the team was average build, slim, muscular, but not anything to really stand out in a crowd. It was different with D’Inazio. Irish mother, Italian father, right out of Brooklyn. He had been lifting weights since he was thirteen years old. At six feet, three inches in height, he was a good 240 pounds with very little body fat. He complained about all the running he did for the job, because of the increased carb and protein load he needed to maintain his muscularity. With Mickey in tow, Rob wouldn’t need anybody else to watch his back. Plus, D’Inazio was one of the team medics. If a fight broke out, he possessed the skills to patch people up. It was usually the other guy that needed patching, though.

    All of the team took their combat skills seriously, but it was not as if Rob went out of his way to get into bar fights. If he was that unstable, he wouldn’t be on the team. The bouncers and patrons knew Rob as a fun guy, no real harm in him. It was usually a pissed off boyfriend or potential boyfriend he had to contend with.

    MSG Calhoun said, One of these days, some pissed off male is going to shoot you in the dick.

    You’re one to talk, Everett. How many ex-wives do you have, three or four? Rob asked.

    The master sergeant replied, That would be three ex, and four kids. Plus, I’m always on the lookout for my next ex-wife.

    Rob asked, That is different than me because . . .?

    Everett replied, Because I believe in holy matrimony, and think that it is a sin to co-habitat without the blessing of God.

    And your priest . . .? Rob asked.

    Mike chuckled, Rob, Everett is a protestant. He doesn’t have to ask forgiveness for his sins from a priest. He goes straight to the source.

    You Protestants are a crafty bunch. I have to get up early on Sunday to go to church, otherwise my priest gives me grief when I’m in confession and adds that to my act of contrition.

    Everett nodded in agreement, Thank the lord for Martin Luther and Henry the 8th.

    Rob looked at Mike, And you and Jo?

    Mike replied, We’re straight up heathens. I find my religion in Jo’s arms.

    Rob nodded, Jo is a lovely woman.

    Mike smiled, I’ll shoot you in the dick if you come around my house.

    Rob shook his head, a hurt look on his face, No, no it’s not like that. Besides, Jo would shoot me in the dick if I came ‘round your house, and she’d have a shotgun.

    MSG Calhoun said, And she’s a better shot than Mike.

    Mike took offence, Hey! That is just not a nice thing to say.

    Rob replied, "Mike, everybody on the team is a better shot

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