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    Horrible Horace and the Slug
    Horrible Horace and the Slug
    Horrible Horace and the Slug
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    Horrible Horace and the Slug

    By Gerrard Wllson

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    One wonderfully damp and drizzly cold morning, a slug called Reilly wandered away from the confines, the safety of his garden. Sliming his way under the garden gate, he pointed his stalked eyes, one in each direction, along the busy street outside, wondering which way to go. “This is indeed a fine place to begin my travels,” he said to himself. “To think I might have spent the rest of my life, all seventy-five weeks of it, in that dull and ever so boring old garden.”
    Being left-handed, Reilly decided to turn left (yes, slugs can be left-handed, despite their shortage of appendages). Sliming his way happily along the path, he believed the world was his oyster. Soon, gate and garden were far behind him.
    “I had better be careful,” said the adventurous slug, “I don’t want to end up like uncle Myles. He wandered off across the road, and a camper van ran over him. I must be careful, to avoid such a terrible fate.” A mad, whacky story about the time when Horrible Horace found a big, slimy old slug.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGerrard Wllson
    Release dateMar 12, 2015
    Horrible Horace and the Slug
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    Gerrard Wllson

    FREE EBOOKS FOR EVERYONE.****************************************I am a poor writer; this is quite true, writing stories for each one of you. Tales to intrigue, entertain and mystify. That's me, The Crazymad Writer, and I'll do it until I die.If you were to ask me, why do I bother at all, competing against J K Rowling, Darren Shan and Roald Dahl, I would tell you that I LOVE it, writing my stories each day, and if I ever get famous I would appreciate the pay!Furthermore, my eBooks are FREE FREE FREE.Tales of the Extraordinary,The Witches,Alice in Wonderland Christmas,HARRY, oh she is a Rotter!Mad Mr Viscous,Slug Talk,The Tales of Beetle About,Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2,Horrible Horace,Stories for Boys,The Three Faerie Sisters,Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,The Fog,Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,Stewed Rhymes,A Beer in a Burger Bar,Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU (A magical, fantasy adventure series)Furthermore, unlike Dahl, Rowling, Shan, Landy and many more authors, my eBooks are completely and utterly FREE.Se ya.And a whole lot MORE.Visit www.thecrazymadwriter.comAnd, remember, my eBooks are FREE, FREE, FREE.******************************************I'm not mad; mad, mad, mad,I'm not mad, not me!I'm not mad, mad, mad, mad,I'm not mad, hee hee.I'M NOT MAD!We'll...not so much that anyone would notice, would they?*****************************************I am Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry today,I am laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hey hey,You might think I’m not serious and I might even agree,But I’m still Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hee hee.

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