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    The Adventures of Splot, the Floating Pink Blob: Part 6
    The Adventures of Splot, the Floating Pink Blob: Part 6
    The Adventures of Splot, the Floating Pink Blob: Part 6
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    The Adventures of Splot, the Floating Pink Blob: Part 6

    By David Cathrine

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    Join Splot, the Floating Pink Blob as he travels on adventures to fight evil! In this collection, he'll go up against a ticked off clock as he time travels, deal with a revolting cake mob who are causing trouble in a restaurant, discover why his world keeps changing around him on his hunt for cake, hunt for treasure and take part in a play on some Scottish history. Does the young pink blob have what it takes to battle these foes? Read on to find out!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDavid Cathrine
    Release dateApr 22, 2015
    ISBN9781310343001
    The Adventures of Splot, the Floating Pink Blob: Part 6
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    David Cathrine

    I was born in Edinburgh in 1986. I studied Visual Communication - New Media at Edinburgh's Telford College and I use the skills and knowledge gained there to help me illustrate some of my books. My other works include "The Year of the Snakes", "A Fishy Tail", "Bob Piercem's Perplexing Quest" and the "Splot, the Floating Pink Blob Short Story Compilations".

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      The Adventures of Splot, the Floating Pink Blob - David Cathrine

      The Adventures of Splot, the Floating Pink Blob - Part 6

      By David Cathrine

      Copyright 2015 David Cathrine

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      Table of Contents

      Splot the Floating Pink Time Traveller

      Splot the Floating Pink Blob in – A Revolting Cake-Astrophe!

      Splot the Floating Pink Blob in – Percival's Proofreading Plot

      Splot the Floating Pink Treasure Hunter

      Splot the Floating Pink Jacobite

      About the Author

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      Splot, the Floating Pink Time Traveller

      In a very dark, eerie lair with lots of cobwebs, spiders and lanterns, were two wicked witches. One was a tall, fat woman with a black and purple coat, a black witch hat, long, black hair, really skinny legs, tiny feet and green coloured eyes and the other was a tall, fat woman with a black and green coat, a black witch hat, long, black hair, really skinny legs, tiny feet and green coloured eyes. Beside them was a dark red cauldron. The two witches were chatting to each other.

      'Ohhhhhh, if I hadn't hit that button at that point, then that tea party trick could have been a success, Alundra!' the witch wearing a purple coat said to the other witch, who was wearing the green coat.

      'It's all your fault we lost to that pink blob, that ultimate um sorcerer!' the other witch said. 'We need to think of another plan, Beatrice!'

      'Instead of having to think of another plan, why not just chant a spell that will take us back to the point just before I messed up?' Beatrice asked Alundra.

      'As per your usual ideas, that's just ridicu....Go back in time...Hmmmm....that's potentially genius, Beatrice! Guess you must have gotten out of the wrong side of the bed this morning, as your ideas are normally awful.'

      'Time travelling...really, you two?' another voice suddenly said with a sigh. 'Sounds time consuming...'

      'Oh, it's our cauldron called Ron,' Alundra said. 'I honestly forgot you were standing there.'

      'Well, I can't move, even if I wanted to,' the cauldron called Ron replied with yet another sigh. 'And trust me, sometimes while I'm hanging around the two of you, I really want to.'

      'Oh, one of these days, flattery could maybe get you somewhere,' Alundra responded. 'But anyway, back to our plan. We must do this perfectly, or who knows what might happen? Anyway, all three of us will be time travelling today, so good luck everyone!'

      'I think you need lessons in basic numeracy,' Ron replied. 'You and Beatrice only make two people.'

      'No, I counted correctly,' Alundra said. 'Me, Beatrice and a talking cauldron make three of us.'

      'There is no way I'm time travelling!' Ron said. 'I just don't have time for it!'

      'What else do you do?' Beatrice asked the cauldron called Ron.

      'Let's see,' Ron began, 'in a typical day, I read the morning newspaper, then I read the afternoon newspaper, and then I read the evening newspaper.'

      'Is that it?' Beatrice asked.

      'Well, that's a typical day,' Ron replied. 'Depends what I'm in the mood for.'

      'Usually you're not in the mood for anything,' Beatrice said.

      'Wait, I think I hear

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