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    Knotted Knock Knock Jokes

    By Sandra Staines

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    About this ebook

    ‘Knotted Knock Knock Jokes’ is a collection of knock knock jokes for kids of all ages.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Berry.
    Berry who?
    Berry my hamster for me, will you? He has just died and I’m too upset to do it.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Isabel.
    Isabel who?
    Isabel still a bell if it rings in space and no one can hear it.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Samoa.
    Samoa who?
    Samoa please! Please may I have samoa of that delicious chocolate cake?

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Seychelles.
    Seychelles who?
    Seychelles are you not ready yet? Chelles? Michelle, hurry up!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateMar 24, 2015
    ISBN9781312440241
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