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    Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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    Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

    By Bob Phillips

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     "Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.

    This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarvest House Publishers
    Release dateFeb 1, 2006
    ISBN9780736932530
    Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Author

    Bob Phillips

    Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.

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      Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - Bob Phillips

      Author

      Knock, Knock!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abbe.

      Abbe who?

      Abbe stung me on the neck.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alby.

      Alby who?

      Alby back in about an hour.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abby.

      Abby who?

      Abby seeing you inside if you would open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ach.

      Ach who?

      Gesundheit! Do you have a cold?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Acid.

      Acid who?

      Acid I’ll keep knocking until you’re tired of hearing me knock-knock.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Adam.

      Adam who?

      Adam up, 2 + 2 = 4.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Agatha.

      Agatha who?

      Agatha awful tired of knocking and knocking.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Fletcher.

      Fletcher who?

      Fletcher hand open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      A herd.

      A herd who?

      A herd you like knock-knock jokes.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Aida.

      Aida who?

      Aida big pizza and now I’m full.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Aisle.

      Aisle who?

      Aisle be seeing you in all the old familiar places.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alaska.

      Alaska who?

      Alaska all my friends why you’re not opening the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Albee.

      Albee who?

      Albee seeing you later.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alby.

      Alby who?

      Alby glad when you finally open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ida.

      Ida who?

      Ida rather be inside; it’s cold out here.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alex.

      Alex who?

      Alex chocolate chip cookies.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      House.

      House who?

      House about letting me in, silly?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ali.

      Ali who?

      Ali want to do is come inside.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Annie.

      Annie who?

      Annie one home?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alma.

      Alma who?

      Alma getting tired of waiting for you to open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Almond.

      Almond who?

      Almond love watching football games.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alpaca.

      Alpaca who?

      Alpaca my bags and leave if you don’t let me in.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alpha.

      Alpha who?

      Alpha crying out loud, please open the door!

      The Door Is Closed!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Amahl.

      Amahl who?

      Amahl is where I like to go shopping.

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