500 Crazy Questions to Make You Laugh
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THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL!
How often have you ended up asking yourself why certain things are done in a certain way?
As an example, 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Or have you ever sat in a movie theatre and wondered, “Which armrest is mine?” Or just enjoyed a good pun such as whether pigs can pull a ham string? Take it further, If you speak only one language, are you lingual?
Maybe you've wondered why songs have certain titles and who questioned why London Bridge fell down? No one ever recalls it doing so? Have you ever drunk a Hawaiian Punch and questioned whether it in fact originated in Hawaii? For the religious out there, have you ever considered how much you can get away with and still go to heaven? Just look at your own body and ask yourself why is it called a funny bone? When if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Yes, this book is about funny questions, collected from the Internet over a period of years. Some will make you smile, others will actually make you think. If anything, it's a fun read that highlights the insanity of the world we live in today.
Wolfgang Riebe
Wolfgang began his career as a magician on British television on BBC & ITV, later traveling around the world as a headline act on cruise liners before tackling expeditions throughout the Arctic & Antarctic where he performed world-class illusions to thousands of international passengers.In later years he relocated to Cape Town from where he focused on the EMEA market combining strategically planned illusions with speaking in order to reinforce corporate messaging throughout Africa, Europe and the Middle East. He completed a thesis in Complexity Thinking and its affect on Innovation amongst leadership in multi-national organisations at the York St John university in the UK.In 2012 the National Speakers Association (NSA) awarded Wolfgang the CSP (Certified Speaking Professional) designation, which is the highest award given to any professional speaker in the speaking world. This designation is currently only held by less than 800 professional speakers globally.His passion is to share life truths and connect people through logical thinking and fun, as can be validated through his You Tube channel (inspiringtheworld) with over 1000 videos. In 2015 he appeared as a TEDx speaker and is currently based in Geneva, Switzerland where he focuses on the English Speaking meetings & events market and has performed in over 165 countries during the last 30 years.From symposiums, conferences, strategic planning sessions, cruise liners, television to expeditions, his vast variety of incredible life experiences make him the perfect host as your Keynote Speaker, Master of Ceremonies and Celebrity Comedy Entertainer, turning your whole event into an unforgettable sophisticated experience where creates Memorable Magical Moments for everyone.
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500 Crazy Questions to Make You Laugh - Wolfgang Riebe
500 CRAZY QUESTIONS
By Wolfgang Riebe
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Welcome to this collection of completely crazy questions! Over the years I have shared funny one-liner jokes, quotations and these crazy questions with subscribers on website. It has literally been a case of searching through tons of websites and looking for that one new question that is funnier than the one before. When I say it has taken ages, believe me, to make sure that there are no repeats it has been a long task.
Anyway, I trust they give you a few smiles and chuckles and it has been a fun experience compiling and editing this massive list of 500 insane questions for you. Some will make you smile, others will actually make you think. If anything, it's a fun read that highlights the insanity of the world we live in.
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364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
A stitch in time saves nine what?
After eating, do amphibians have to