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    The Ghost of Ernie P.
    The Ghost of Ernie P.
    The Ghost of Ernie P.
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    The Ghost of Ernie P.

    By Betty Ren Wright

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    What do you do when you’re being bullied—by a ghost? Find out in this story that “nicely blends the comic and the sinister” (Booklist).

    Three months ago, when Ernie P. Barber came to Treverton from Los Angeles, he’d been like a missile aimed at trouble. And Ernie had chosen Jeff to be his best friend, whether he liked it or not. “You’re my buddy, old buddy,” Ernie would always say, “. . . and I’m going to cut you in on my T.S.P.” But when Ernie dies as a result of a freak accident, Jeff’s troubles are only beginning. The ghost of Ernie P. starts to haunt Jeff. At first, Jeff thinks he’s going crazy. But when the letters T.S.P. (Ernie’s code for Top Secret Plan) and some newspaper clippings keep mysteriously appearing, Jeff is convinced that Ernie’s ghost wants him to carry out the T.S.P. alone—whatever it might be. Not until Jeff faces terrible danger and stands up to the ghost of Ernie P. does the mystery of the T.S.P. unravel.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHoliday House
    Release dateJul 7, 2015
    ISBN9781504013420
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      A little confusing to follow. Not her best book, but I liked the ending and how the main character finally got himself together.

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    The Ghost of Ernie P. - Betty Ren Wright

    CHAPTER ONE

    I’m not at all sure you’re old enough for this, Jeffrey Keppel’s mother said. Everyone will think I’m a bad mother.

    Jeff rubbed the car window with his sleeve and peered through the mist at the knot of people gathering in the cemetery.

    You’re not a bad mother, he said. You’re an especially good mother, because you want me to have new experiences. All kinds of experiences.

    But a funeral … Mrs. Keppel looked doubtful. And the funeral of one of your best friends! You’ll probably have nightmares, and I’ll have to send you to Dr. Palm, and you’ll tell him you went to this funeral, and he’ll say—

    You have it all wrong, Mom, Jeff interrupted. He tried to sound reassuring without explaining what, exactly, she had wrong. He wasn’t going to have nightmares—he was sure of that—so he wouldn’t have to go to the doctor, and nobody would tell anybody anything. She was wrong about all of that, and she was wrong about something else. Ernie Barber had never been Jeff’s best friend. Not even close to it.

    The truth was, Jeff was relieved that Ernie wouldn’t be around anymore. He wasn’t glad Ernie had slipped and fallen off the top of the slide in the schoolyard after shoving aside two or three kids half his size. Of course he wasn’t glad about that. But it was a relief to know that when he went out his front door tomorrow morning, Ernie wouldn’t be waiting at the end of the driveway with a mean smile on his mean face. When he went to the school cafeteria at noon, Ernie wouldn’t be there, saving a place for Jeff and making dumb remarks about anyone else who tried to sit with them. From the day three months ago when Ernie P. Barber came to Treverton from Los Angeles he’d been like a missile aimed at trouble. Jeff was pretty sure that, sooner or later, he would have landed in the middle of that trouble, too.

    You’re my buddy, old buddy, Ernie had said just a couple of weeks ago, whether you want to be or not. He was letting the air out of the principal’s tires when he said it.

    I should have told him to get lost right then, Jeff thought. But he hadn’t. It was easier to keep still. Easier and safer, he thought disgustedly. I was afraid of Ernie even when he was smiling. Especially when he was smiling!

    The so-called friendship had been at least partly his mother’s fault, Jeff decided. She’d said people sometimes behaved in strange ways just to get attention. She’d said you had to reach out to people like that because they didn’t know how to be friendly. Later, when Jeff realized Ernie Barber was every bit as bad as he seemed to be, it was too late. Ernie had proclaimed himself Jeff’s buddy, and Jeff had never been brave enough to tell him how wrong he was.

    Jeff started across the wet grass of the cemetery, aware that his mother was making small, protesting sounds in the car behind him.

    Don’t get too close, for goodness’ sake, she whispered. The service is supposed to be private, you know.

    Jeff nodded to show he’d heard and kept on walking. The soft mist was pleasant on his face and carried with it a green, summery smell. He decided that walking in the rain was one of the things he’d miss most if he were dead—along with riding his bicycle and eating ice-cream bars and diving into Eagle Lake on a hot day. Suddenly he was sorry for Ernie Barber, who would never again enjoy any of those things. He was sorry for Ernie’s folks, too, standing over there at the grave and thinking about all the good moments their boy was going to miss.

    Actually, Jeff reminded himself, Ernie’s list of what he was going to miss would probably be different from most people’s. He’d miss scratching the paint on Mr. Carlsen’s new Buick, and chasing the Peglers’ cat up a telephone pole. He’d miss turning over garbage cans and painting SCUMBAG on the side of the Deckermans’ garage.

    He’d miss working on his Top Secret Project, too. During the weeks before he fell off the slide, Ernie had talked constantly and mysteriously about his T S P. Jeff didn’t know what the Top Secret Project was, but he could tell by Ernie’s smile that it was sure to make somebody unhappy.

    … a fine young man.… The minister spoke in a low voice, but Jeff was close enough to catch a few words.… An excellent student.…

    Jeff thought about all the mornings Ernie had grabbed Jeff’s math homework and hunkered down on a curb to copy it. You take care of the math assignments, and I’m going to cut you in on my T S P, Ernie had said at least a couple of times a week. When Jeff said forget it, he didn’t want to be cut in, Ernie had just smiled his mean smile and punched him on the shoulder, hard enough to hurt.

    As far as Jeff could remember, there’d been only one thing that chased away Ernie’s smile, and that was when someone asked his middle name.

    I’m Ernest P. Barber, he’d say, grinding his teeth at whoever had dared to ask. The P doesn’t stand for anything. It’s just an initial. He’d fired the words off like bullets, his feet apart, his fists clenched, a kind of two-legged bomb ready to explode.

    Jeff had tried to think what the P might stand for. Peter, Paul, Patrick, Phillip—what was there in any of those names to turn a boy into a bomb? Now he’d never know the answer to the puzzle.

    He’d never know what the Top Secret Project had been either. It was something horrible, of course; it would have to have been super-horrible to have pleased Ernie so much. Jeff supposed the T S P was one of the reasons he’d wanted to come to the cemetery. He’d wanted to see for himself that Ernie P. Barber was out of his life forever and the Top Secret Project was gone with him.

    … A boy loved by all who knew him, intoned the minister, proving he hadn’t known Ernie at all.… gathered together here to say good-bye to Ernest Precious Barber.…

    It happened so fast that afterward Jeff had a hard time sorting it out in his head. One minute they were standing there in the mist, and the next second the sky was ripped open by the most brilliant bolt of lightning imaginable. Thunder, sounding like ten thunderclaps in one, crashed across the cemetery.

    When the roaring stopped, Jeff saw that the mourners were milling around in terror, and one of the ladies—Ernie’s mother, or maybe his aunt—was screaming. The minister sat on the ground beside the open grave, holding his head with both hands as if he were afraid it was about to fall off. Behind him, a huge tombstone lay shattered in a dozen pieces.

    Jeffrey Keppel, Jeff’s mother shrieked, you come back this instant.

    Jeff didn’t need a second invitation. He practically flew to the car and tumbled into the passenger’s seat, slamming the door behind him.

    Go! he begged. "Come on, Mom, let’s get out of here."

    His mother just sat there, clutching the steering wheel, her eyes wide and staring. If we’re going to have a cloudburst, I think I’d rather be parked here than be driving. She leaned forward and peered around Jeff. Look at those poor souls—what a dreadful thing to have happen in the middle of a burial service!

    Jeff fought an urge to crouch and hide under the dashboard. The minister—? he said in a shaky voice.

    He’s all right, dear. At least, he’s on his feet again. Mrs. Keppel looked around with a puzzled expression. I guess the storm has blown over, she said. Isn’t that odd? Terrible lightning and thunder, and just this little bitty nothing rain to go with it.

    Jeff didn’t comment. His mother started the car. They drove six blocks and stopped for a traffic light before he spoke again.

    Well, now I know Ernie’s middle name, he said cautiously. It was a test.

    Thunder rumbled across the sky.

    The storm’s coming back, Mrs. Keppel groaned. I wish we were home.

    Jeff took a deep breath. His middle name is—was—Precious.

    The car was enveloped in a flash of white light and shook as if it had been struck by a giant hand. Mrs. Keppel screamed. Jeff closed his eyes.

    When he opened them again, the driver behind the Keppels was blowing his horn impatiently.

    Oh, my, look at the traffic light, Mrs. Keppel quavered. She stomped on the accelerator, and they shot into the intersection. Jeff had only a quick glimpse of the light pole slanted at a crazy angle.

    We could have been killed, Mrs. Keppel whispered. "Do you realize that? It was so close. Twice! I certainly hope you’re satisfied, Jeffrey. I don’t know why I let you

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