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    My Weirdest School #2: Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty!
    My Weirdest School #2: Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty!
    My Weirdest School #2: Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty!
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    My Weirdest School #2: Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In the second book in the laugh-out-loud My Weirdest School series, the students of Ella Mentry School are about to get a wonderful gift—a million dollars! A.J. and the gang vote to create an in-school, state-of-the-art TV station so the morning announcements can be broadcast to all the classes. There's even enough money to hire Ms. Cuddy, a new digital media arts teacher who knows a thing or two about broadcasting. But soon Ms. Cuddy decides the ratings on the announcements are too low, and the show needs to "get more eyeballs." How long will the camera keep rolling?

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss any of the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang—from Weird, to Weirder, to Weirder-est!

    This chapter book is an excellent choice to share with children ages 6 to 10 who are ready to read independently. It’s a fun way to keep your child engaged and as a supplement for activity books for children.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateJun 23, 2015
    ISBN9780062284266
    My Weirdest School #2: Ms. Cuddy Is Nutty!
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    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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    My Weirdest School #2 - Dan Gutman

    Dedication

    To Emma

    Contents

    Dedication

      1.    How Do You Like Them Apples?

      2.    A Surprise Guest

      3.    A Hundred Thousand Pizzas

      4.    Boats

      5.    Making History

      6.    More Eyeballs

      7.    But Seriously

      8.    The Worst Day of My Life

      9.    A Word from Our Sponsor

    10.    Sniffing Out Stories

    11.    Breaking News

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    My name is A.J. and I hate it when my school gets attacked by monsters.

    I should explain.

    It all started the other day when our new teacher, Mr. Cooper, came flying into the room. And I do mean flying! Mr. Cooper thinks he’s a superhero. But he’s not a very good one, because he knocked over the garbage can and fell on the floor. Stuff spilled all over the place.

    We all ran over to help him up. Mr. Cooper had a black plastic bag in his hand and a letter A on his cape.

    It is I, he announced. Apple Man!

    Apple Man? asked Ryan and Michael.

    Whoever heard of a superhero named Apple Man? asked Alexia, who rides a skateboard all the time.

    Today we’re going to learn about apples, said Mr. Cooper.

    Why? asked Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

    Because it’s part of the Common Core! said Mr. Cooper. Get it?

    Nobody got it. But Mr. Cooper didn’t care. He took some apples out of the bag and passed them around.

    When I was a kid, we used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away,’ Mr. Cooper told us.

    You threw apples at doctors? I asked. Then everybody laughed even though I didn’t say anything funny.

    "Did you know there are seven thousand kinds of apples grown all over the world? Mr. Cooper asked us. But only one is native to North America—the crabapple."*

    I know something about apples, said Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. If you put an apple in water, it won’t sink. Apples have a lot of air in them.

    Very good, Andrea! said Mr. Cooper.

    Andrea fist-bumped her friend Emily, the big crybaby. Then she smiled the smile that she smiles to let everybody know that

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