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    92 Sandwiches

    By Ernestine Tito Jones

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    Tell the whole lunchroom you'll eat any and every sandwich for a buck, and you may live to regret it (the "living" part is debatable). At least that's what Max Henkel found out the hard way. Liver and goat cheese, jelly and sardines -- 92 gross sandwiches. But when your friends are con artists behind the deal, and the weird girl with glasses thinks you're some sandwich-eating rock star, that's when you realize having to eat 92 gross sandwiches in under 10 minutes is probably not your worst problem.

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherB. Possible Publishing
    Release dateJul 15, 2015
    ISBN9781516342907
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    92 Sandwiches
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    Ernestine Tito Jones

    Ernestine Tito Jones is an American author who grew up in the suburbs of Washington, D.C. where she was always the shy, but surprisingly loud, frizzy-haired girl who liked to make up stories. She now lives in California with her husband and three kids. Still shy, still loud, and she still loves to make up stories. "Unfortunately," said her hair. "Not a lot has changed." If you’d like to know more about Ernestine, go to her website at www.ernestinetitojones.com. 

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