Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
By Bob Phillips
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Is there anything better than a knock-knock joke? How about hundreds of them? You are going to love this collection of laugh lines stupendous enough for a super duper joker. With so many, you have plenty of humor to knock-knock some silly sense into your friends, family, and anyone else who is willing to say “who’s there?”
This is good, clean fun that will entertain you and others for hours. It’s perfect for those times when you are waiting after school or between activities or during a long Saturday afternoon.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
Woo-who these jokes are fun! Let’s have a party.
If you or your family are getting tired staring at the TV or computer screen, it’s time to scream—with laughter. And this outrageous, hilarious jumble of jokes will make that happen instantly.
Bob Phillips
Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.
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Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - Bob Phillips
Doorbell!
1
All That Knocking Is Giving Me a Headache!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ants are.
Ants are who?
Ants are the door please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Billows.
Billows who?
Billows are something I put on my bed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat play with you right now. I have to mow the lawn.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daryl.
Daryl who?
Daryl never be anyone as crazy as you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eclipse.
Eclipse who?
Eclipse my toenails.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline good after I got an A on the test.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh da man!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
India.
India who?
India pendant thinking.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kareem.
Kareem who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lecture.
Lecture who?
Lecture go inside first.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mara.
Mara who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Neil.
Neil who?
Neil down before the king!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet and butter.
Omelet and butter who?
Omelet smarter than you, so you butter open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you lose too much weight.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quark, quark, quark!
Quark, quark, quark who?
Are you a duck?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Red.
Red who?
Reddy Teddy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara-ra Boom-de-ay!
2
Can Someone Get the Door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie better when you finally open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barked.
Barked who?
Barked my bike in front of your house.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Congo.
Congo who?
Congo to the store without money.
Knock,