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    Boi Meets Grl - A Vampire Screenplay
    Boi Meets Grl - A Vampire Screenplay
    Boi Meets Grl - A Vampire Screenplay
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    Boi Meets Grl - A Vampire Screenplay

    By David Sloma

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    The centuries-old, lovesick vampire Count Wildheim donates some vintage clothing to a charity. His servants leave an item of the Count's in a pocket: a necklace his long dead lover Catherine gave him. He wants it back at any cost and sends his vampires on a killing rampage to retrieve it, into the Goth club scene of Montreal, where two club kids are falling in love. Who will stop the vampires?

    A feature-length screenplay.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWeb of Life Solutions
    Release dateJul 20, 2015
    ISBN9781516338023
    Boi Meets Grl - A Vampire Screenplay
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    David Sloma

    A writer, artist, storyteller, renaissance man, and seeker.

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      Boi Meets Grl - A Vampire Screenplay - David Sloma

      BOI MEETS GRL

      by

      David Sloma

      ©2009-2011 David Sloma. All Rights Reserved.

      Registered with the Writer's Guild.

      Published by Web of Life Solutions in December 2011.

      This draft updated Feb 1, 2013.

      www.WebofLifeSolutions.com

      Smashwords Edition License Notes

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      hard work of this author.

      Format Notes

      This screenplay was written in industry standard

      screenplay format, but due to the current

      configurations of ebooks the formatting may be

      misaligned. If you would like a properly

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      Contact the author at: http://www.DavidSloma.com

      ~~~

      For Béla Lugosi (1882~1956)

      ~~~

      FADE IN:

      EXT. MANSION - DAY

      An elegant mansion sits stately on a green

      hill, amongst nearly barren trees losing their

      golden leaves for the Autumn.

      SUPER: Suburbs of Montreal, present day

      A van marked Melboune Charity pulls up to

      the gate. The DRIVER rolls down his window and

      tries to push the button on the intercom, but

      he's too far away.

      DRIVER

      Dammit!

      He gets out of the truck and jabs the button.

      It CHIMES. A few moments pass. The driver

      lights a cigarette. THE INTERCOM CLICKS ON.

      VOICE FROM INTERCOM

      (snake-like,

      hisses)

      Yesss?

      DRIVER

      Melbourne Charity.

      I'm here to pick up

      your donated items.

      VOICE FROM INTERCOM

      Ah, please come in.

      THE INTERCOM BUZZES. The gate swings open.

      The driver gets back in the truck and drives

      up the long, winding driveway to the front

      door of the estate.

      EXT. FRONT DOOR OF MANSION - CONTINUING

      The driver parks and hops out. The door creaks

      open and a figure in black, with pale white

      skin, seems to float out from the darkness

      within. This is VALIC, 20's, the voice from

      the intercom. He looks young, but it's hard to

      tell his age.

      VALIC

      Hello.

      DRIVER

      Ah! You scared me!

      VALIC

      So very sorry.

      (beat)

      Here you are.

      Valic hands over a garbage bag overflowing

      with old clothes.

      DRIVER

      Uh, thanks.

      VALIC

      Don't mention it.

      Valic preens his slicked back hair, making

      sure none of it is out of place. He sticks to

      the shadows, avoiding the sunlight.

      The driver opens the back of the truck and

      tosses the bag inside, then writes up a

      receipt and hands it to Valic, who takes it in

      his very pale fingers.

      DRIVER

      There ya go.

      VALIC

      Thank you. Master

      will be pleased.

      DRIVER

      (sarcastic)

      Ya, I bet.

      The driver gets in and drives off.

      DRIVER

      (to himself)

      Weirdo.

      Valic pulls the heavy door behind him,

      disappearing inside.

      EXT. MANSION - CONTINUING

      The truck exits the gates.

      INT. TRUCK - CONTINUING

      The bag bumps on the floor of the truck. A

      military style antique jacket falls out, along

      with some other old clothes.

      FALLING FROM THE POCKET OF THE MILITARY JACKET

      something catches the light - a black pearl

      necklace. The pearls are very large, and have

      metal holders attached, on a heavy silver

      chain, on the bottom of which is a badge, or

      family crest, made of very old metal.

      THE DRIVER TURNS ON THE RADIO, BUT IT STOPS

      WORKING. He bangs it.

      DRIVER

      What the hell?

      The driver starts to sweat and turns up the

      air conditioning. He fiddles with the controls

      but it's no good.

      DRIVER

      Piece of crap!

      (looks at

      mansion)

      Spooky place is

      probably cursed!

      He rolls down the window and drives on.

      The sun moves across the sky in fast-forward

      and then sets.

      INT. MANSION - NIGHT

      Victorian furnishings sprawl through the

      hallway covered with rich carpeting,

      paintings, sculptures, suits of armor and

      chandeliers.

      INT. MANSION LIBRARY - CONTINUING

      A fireplace burns brightly. Books line the

      walls, and candles casts their light upon

      COUNT WILDHEIM, 50's, but ageless, the head

      vampire, dressed in black, tall, silver

      haired, older, but strong and menacing.

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      Valic! Where is the

      necklace?

      Valic swoops into the room carrying a silver

      tray.

      VALIC

      Yes, master? You

      called?

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      Where is the pearl

      necklace?

      VALIC

      Which necklace,

      master? You have so

      many.

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      The one from

      Catherine.

      Another vampire BAHUCK, 20's, comes into the

      room. He looks like Valic, with the same pale

      skin, slicked down black hair, and black

      clothes. They could be twins, and perhaps they

      are.

      Bahuck finds a necklace on a table and offers

      it.

      BAHUCK

      This one, master?

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      No, no! The black

      pearls! The necklace

      Catherine gave me!

      Bahuck bows and puts the necklace back.

      BAHUCK

      Ok. Sorry, master.

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      I had it the other

      day. Find it!

      The Count lifts the cushions on the chairs,

      searching. Bahuck starts to look as well.

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      Who was that at the

      door this morning?

      Valic pours the Count a thick red drink from a

      crystal decanter.

      VALIC

      That was a charity,

      master. I got rid of

      some of the old

      things like you

      wanted.

      The Count freezes, turns to Valic with a razor

      sharp stare.

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      I don't suppose you

      might have included

      Catherine's necklace

      in there, did you?

      VALIC

      (swallows hard)

      I-I don't think so,

      master. I thought

      you wanted some

      space made in here?

      Get rid of some old

      things that were

      hardly used anymore?

      Like you said?

      The Count pats down his pockets, looking.

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      Did you check the

      pockets before you

      gave those things

      away?

      (fuming mad)

      I said to ask me

      before you put

      anything out!

      (beat)

      Lady Catherine...the

      last woman I ever

      dared to love.

      He walks over to a painting of a beautiful

      young woman from hundreds of years ago, with

      long, striking white hair. Catherine. He

      touches the painting that says "Lady

      Catherine" on a metal plate at the bottom.

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      Oh my dear, dear

      love...

      The Count's penetrating eyes move to watch his

      two slaves, their pale, thin bodies barely

      hold up the black suits they wear, slicked

      black hair shining in the firelight.

      The Count raises his hand at them as his mouth

      twists in a furious grimace.

      His shadow seem to grow longer, the servants

      look smaller; the Count looms.

      VALIC

      Master, please,

      no...

      BAHUCK

      No, master! I beg

      you!

      The Count raises his hand higher. The servants

      convulse in pain.

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      I have rid myself of

      displeasing servants

      before. I can do it

      again.

      They fall to their knees.

      COUNT WILDHEIM

      That necklace is

      very special to me.

      Irreplaceable! Go

      and find it!

      (beat)

      And, no feeding! You

      have drawn enough

      attention to my

      estate as it is. Do

      you understand?

      He lowers his hand and they are released from

      his control.

      VALIC

      Yes, master. We will

      obey.

      The servants stand, then bow and turn to

      leave, seeming to

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