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    Jenno's Face Book
    Jenno's Face Book
    Jenno's Face Book
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    Jenno's Face Book

    By Jenno Bryce

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    This is the fourth booklet of Jenno's aphorisms. There's a picture on every page.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJenno Bryce
    Release dateDec 13, 2012
    ISBN9781301186754
    Jenno's Face Book
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    Jenno Bryce

    The gardens of Peter and Jenno were back to back. At the bottom of Jenno's garden was a chicken shed. Peter just had a shed. Jenno and Peter were in different gangs; but a friendship developed... more or less.

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      Jenno's Face Book - Jenno Bryce

      Preface

      This little book is stuff wot Oi put up on Facebook durin' the last three months of 2012. Oi thought yew moight loike it as a little somefink fer Christmas. So 'ere it is.

      Oi 'ope yew loike it; at least some of it.

      Well any'ow, 'ave yerself an 'appy Christmas!

      Jenno

      December 2012

      Jenno's Face Book

      The more we fink in the way we do, the more we're goin' ter go on finkin' in the same way. Cripes, Ain't it toime ter fink a bit different…?

      God gave us brains ter fink wiv. If'n we don't use 'em, it's likely 'Ee'l be real miffed. It's a sin not ter fink…

      When yew bring love inter wot yew do, everyfink comes out lookin' an' feelin' different.

      Jus' be 'appy yerself, loike Ma Jennings 'ere wiv Peter, 'cos it's catchin'…

      Any’ow, yew don’t judge them wot yew love, ‘cept, that is, when yew it do outta duty. Yeah, that’s Peter’s aunt roight

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