Murdoch of the Jungle
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Murdoch – the stereotypical hero of all good B-Grade stories – is an idiot.
Join our hero as he takes Professor Mortimer and his lovely daughter, Eleanor, through the jungle in search of the fabled lost city of Abracadabra. Battling the hazards of the jungle, snakes, tigers and hot coffee, Murdoch is undaunted in his quest.
Will he find the lost city of Abracadabra? And will he win the lovely Eleanor’s heart?
This satirical story is written in the tradition of B-Grade stories, complete with all the stereotypes, creativity and effects – flaws and all.
The characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities with any person, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.
The story is not meant to offend. If you may be offended, please don’t download it.
Jeannie Meekins
Jeannie Meekins is an Australian writer who lives with her children and a couple of cats who think they own the computer. And if her dog could read, he’d be jealous, so it’s lucky that he can’t. Jeannie has also written over 10 books for children, many available through LearningIsland.com
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Murdoch of the Jungle - Jeannie Meekins
Murdoch
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Murdoch of the Jungle
Text copyright (C) AT Davidson 2002
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This satirical story is written in the tradition of B-Grade stories, complete with all the stereotypes, creativity and effects – flaws and all.
The characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities with any person, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.
The story is not meant to offend. If you feel offended, please don’t download it, or delete it from your system.
In the corners of our vision there are occasional bursts of light where this odd film presently playing in our heads must be slightly damaged. We hear drums beating. It is some time during the mid—to late—nineteen thirties. The world is, of course, in black and white and dark vertical lines intermittently track downwards as we view the scene before us. But we sit back, knowing full well that whatever happens is only there to, at best, entertain us, or, at worst, cause us to fall asleep. A continuous crackling sound, like cellophane being crumpled, accompanies these interferences. Sometimes the crackling gains in volume, while at others it fades. There are four figures making their way through a jungle, parting the shrubbery before entering a clearing. Closely following the first man to clear the shrubbery (a fellow whom we presume to be the native guide), is a man carrying a machete. It is more a prop than it is of any use. He is, of course, The Hero. His name is Murdoch. Just that; he has no other name. Occasionally people address him as Mr. Murdoch, or Sahib, but that is all. If he does have a Christian name, then he himself is unaware of it. He stops, turns