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A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 2)
A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 2)
A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 2)
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This ebook comprises 250 comedic quotations by 198 known authors (see below), 50 unknown authors and 2 anonymous authors: Some of the authors are: Aaron Alston, Al McGuire, Albert Einstein, Barbra Streisand, Billy Crystal, Blanche Knott, Bob Hope, Bobcat Goldthwait, Brian Gerald O'Driscoll, Carol Burnett, Cher, Confucius George Burns, George Carlin, Elayne Boosler, Ellen DeGeneres, Frank Zappa, George Burns, George Carlin, Jack Nicholson, Jay Leno, Jeff Hayes, Jerry Seinfeld, Joan Rivers, Jon Stewart, Judy Tenuta, Lana Turner, Lauren Corrao, Leo Rosten, Leonard P. Matlovich, Leonore Chaffee, Mae West, Mark Kennedy, Mark Russell, Milton Berle, Mitch Hedberg, P. J. O'Rourke, Parker Posey, Paul Bettany, Phyllis Diller, Professor Irwin Corey, Richard Pryor, Rita Rudner, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, Ron Howard, Ronald Reagan, Sean Connery, Serge Gainsbourg, WC. Fields, and Woody Allen. The quotations have been collected manually over a period of many years. The quotations were collected from magazines, newspapers, television, catalogs, billboards, friends and relatives, business associates and many more sources.

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Release dateAug 13, 2015
ISBN9781310023705
A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 2)
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Thomas J. Strang

Tom is semi-retired from the accounting profession where he worked for 30 years as a bookkooper, auditor, accounting manager and assistant controller. He currently operates his own accounting, bookkeeping and tax service. He is currently married to Jennifer. He has 2 children Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dental assistant. He has always loved books and collecting quotes for many, many years. He tries to live by them since they provide motivation and inspiration.

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    A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 2) - Thomas J. Strang

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    A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 2)

    Thomas J. Strang

    Published by Thomas J. Strang at Smashwords

    Copyright 2015 Thomas J. Strang

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    Biography:

    In this edition, I thought it would be appropriate to include a biography. I have always loved quotations and have tried to live by them. This, of course, includes The Bible as well. We live in a world where so many bad things happen, I would prefer to uplift people rather than tear them down Anyway, I am a veteran of the accounting and computer professions. My father told me to enter it many years ago and you will never be out of work. He was right! He also said, the U.S. economy is rapidly becoming a service economy where products will be made somewhere else. This was a man with a 6th grade education who worked for United States Steel Corporation for 42 years. He was an auto mechanic, plumber and carpenter. He could handle just about anything mechanical. Well, after 30 years in the professions I decided to open my own practice. Sounds easy! Just remember, you have to be willing to work 80 hours a week for yourself so you won’t have to work 40 hours a week for someone else. I have been married for 15 years to Jennifer. We have 2 children, Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dentist assistant. All proceeds from the sale of this book will go to help the poor. This will help people get back on their feet again. More to follow.

    Enjoy and God Bless.

    Tom

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    Please visit www.smashwords.com to purchase any of the following books. Please show the author you appreciate his work!

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    526774-499 Funny and Serious Life Quotes Part 1 [001 to 499]

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