Dinner with Flexi: A Bite-Sized Cyberpunk Satire
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Twice an hour. Twenty hours a day. Two hundred and eighty johns a week. Standard working hours for a sex bot.
I don’t want to sound ungrateful. Someone has to keep the human men happy. Since The Drought, there are no women left to satisfy them – the Ministry decided women make good meat. Anyway, I have two years left on my debt repayments to Sexi Corp, and I need the cash.
Then, I’ll be free ... or that’s what The Manual says.
'Dinner with Flexi' is a vicious, bite-sized cyberpunk satire. Served with a generous portion of mammary sauce.
Jason Werbeloff
Jason Werbeloff is a novelist and philosopher. He loves chocolate and his Labrador, Sunny. He's interested in the nature of social groups, personal identity, freedom, and the nature of the mind. His passion is translating philosophical debate around these topics into works of science fiction, while gorging himself on chocolate. **Amazon author page - http://amazon.com/author/jasonwerbeloff **Newsletter - subscribe to get 'The Solace Pill' free, as well as VIP access to Werbeloff's latest fiction: http://smarturl.it/werbeloff **Facebook and Twitter - follow Werbeloff for release date information on upcoming novels: http://www.facebook.com/solaceseries @JasonWerbeloff **Website - want to read about the philosophy behind the fiction? Take a look at: http://www.jasonwerbeloff.com **Goodreads - http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7340789
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Dinner with Flexi - Jason Werbeloff
Dinner with Flexi
Jason Werbeloff
Dinner with Flexi
Copyright: Jason Keith Werbeloff
Published: 15 June 2015
All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.
Fiction by Jason Werbeloff
Novels
The Solace Pill
Hedon
Anthologies
Obsidian Worlds
Shorts
Solace Inc
Your Averaged Joe
Visiting Grandpa’s Brain
Falling for Q46F
The Cryo Killer
The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost
Dinner with Flexi
Bleed Me Silicone
The Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer
The Experience Machine
F**king Through the Apocalypse
The Man with Two Legs
Other fiction by Jason Werbeloff
In post-apocalyptic Shangri, happiness is compulsory, strictly monitored by a hedometer implanted in your brain. Become depressed, or feel too happy without helping others feel the same, and The Tax Man will get angry. Very angry.
The lovechild of Brave New World and The Handmaid’s Tale, Hedon is gritty satire on a dystopia drunk with bigotry and positive thinking.
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Dinner with Flexi
Other fiction by Jason Werbeloff
Dear Reader
Dinner with Flexi
Delishhhisss!
Mammary gland sauce sprays from between John’s gapped front teeth, spattering my silicone skin.
I’ve been in this business a while. Eight years. And I’ve found that almost all human men love their meat basted in mammary sauce. It’s a delicacy, there being hardly any women left to milk, and the few that do remain are generally butchered for food. Keeping a woman alive long enough to milk her requires time, patience and resources that